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Step 1.) Calculate your basal metabolic rate
Step 2.) Eat 500 calories less then that everyday
Step 3.) Not be fat anymore
Why are you still fat robots?
>>27676450
How do I calculate the base metal box rate?
>>27676473
BMR calculator
I did, I lost 167 lbs
I'm still awkward and lonely
THIS IS A THREAD FOR REAL ROBOTS ONLY. YOU MUST MEET THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA TO POST HERE.
>Be at least 7/10
>Be at least 183cm / 6'0
>Have at least a 7" / 18cm penis
>No physical deformities
>No excuses
>Still be a shut-in, friendless, kissless, virgin with no future prospects other than suicide
Being a robot is an unshakeable state of mind you can't escape no matter what. If all it takes for you to become a normie, or even chad, is a better exterior, you are not a robot, but a trans-normie simply stuck in an undesirable body. If you look anything like pic related and have failed life on every level, you are a certified robot, no questions asked. Congratulations.
Please sage this bait if you MUST reply
I had a hard time reading the op.
>>27676438
>walking bait complains about bait
>TFW 40 years old today
>no children
>only one partner back in '88
It doesn't get better
>>27676330
fuck off normie
reeeeblox
>>27676330
I'm sorry, OP. Atleast you got laid.
>>27676330
life is brutal
>tfw co-worker invited me to beer after work
I answered something along "yea, ok ill see" cause i dont want him to feel offended, but what know? Will he forget? Or should i start thinking about good excuse?
jesus christ, why you autists cant help me? I thought this board about being unfitted in society?
>>27676496
Expecting autists to help you... how dense are you?
You want normies to help you, this place is diseased by them.
Why don't you go nigger
>Fat girls with small tits
Is there anyone less fortunate?
As a fat girl with small tits, no. No there is not.
I knew a girl like that. She married a hipster Chad
Pretty much everyone else. Losing fat is probably the easiest aspect of being that you can change and plenty of guys are into small tits.
If we had eugenics, would there be more robots being born?
>>27676159
There would be less robots.
Eugenics would allow all people to have mates.
Natural Selection is already a form of Eugenics.
See Hapas, they are genetically inferior and will never reproduce.
>>27676858
>See Hapa males
ftfy
In at least one study some of the chromosomes/ whatever that were linked to intelligence also correlated with mental illness.
So yes.
I'm posting the chart thread again, r8 me m8's
I'm here to try to become more humble.
Still accepting gf applications. Scratch that, no application needed, all gf inquiries accepted.
>>27677298
Forgot picture.
original commento
>>27677320
there is nothing stopping me from bumping this until my dream gf sees it
ITT: Teach something useful, interesting or cool to know
If you pull on your penis enough cum comes out
boiling water is a excellent disinfectant
Crowded elevators smell different to midget
>post on /r9k/
>thread dies with no replies
>want to kill every single poster on /r9k/
>>27675961
Here >(You) go friendo
Here >(You) go friendo
Here >(You) go friendoHere >(You) go friendoHere >(You) go friendo
Here >(You) go friendoHere >(You) go friendoHere >(You) go friendo
I know that feel, my frogposting friend.
>blaming others for your lack of ability
have you tried sorting by replies and seeing what all the most replied to threads have in common? they're usually about a popular (i.e. constantly posted) topic or else inflammatory in some way
Did you have close friends in highschool? What are they doing nowadays?
jobs and gfs basically
>Did you have close friends in highschool?
No.
>>27675918
Those I considered friends back then still are friends, we don't see each other as much anymore though, because life.
Why even fucking bother working when a stupid whore can whip her tits out on Tumblr and make more in a day than I will in a month of slavery?
Because life is beautiful:^)
>>27675897
One step closer to the edge and I'm about to break, anon
>>27675874
if you get fit enough, you can do the same, the problem is that you'll do it for 40 fat and disgusting women with money. It's like how young women do it for 50-ish single men.
Anyone else browse r9k because it makes them feel better about themselves? Like you are all fucking retarded and disgusting, while I have a girlfriend and friends.
Sux 4 u
>>27675836
That's nice, faggot, why don't you go back to sucking your """girlfriend""" 's cock while your at it? :^)
>>27675865
Polish girl that turned 18 in September, you must be salty
And yet you're the one making a post like this
I just had my heart torn out and ripped to shreds after my recent ex told me she began to have desires to be with other people during the last year of our almost 2 year relationship.
She didn't act on those desires but it means that she lied to me about me being the only person she loved and wanted to be with. I had my suspicions but she always convinced me that I was the only one she wanted.
What do I do with myself?
>>27675808
>falling for the women love me meme
Go to Bangkok, get some ladyboy boipussy. Fuck till you cum. Realize it's superior to woman pussy. Enjoy life for ever without the burden of women.
>>27675852
Tim Sharkey pls go
>>27675852
That's the most unique piece of advice I've received, I'll give you that.
Does anyone else absolutely hate the feeling of their own heartbeat? It makes me sick when I can feel it thumping in my chest or hear it pulsing in my ears.
>>27675807
I hate it when it beats so hard that I can feel my whole body beating.
have you tried cardiac arrest?
Your trip name hit it right in the mark
I'm about 20 min from losing my virginity to a pro. Granted it will be covered but I do get some daty.
Should I do it r9k, I'm a 27 virgin and I feel this has been weighing my down for toi long now.
i don't always advocate wanking
but when i do it's to save OP money and from a sordid taudry experience which will make him more miserable than he ever was before, revealing to his inner man that he's the kind of fella who bolsters the exploitation of sex-workers, demeaning human beings to nothing more than things to be used and discarded, and since he is such a user, then he too is worthless and ultimately disposable
>>27675962
Why did your tripcode change?
You old fuk.
>>27675962
fuckin missed you christfag
