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Another day of being alive..
Tell me what's on your mind
Why are you depressed?
i'm not really depressed anymore, i'm just bored because i have no fucking friends and let alone a gf.
Another day living with Depression. I feel hopeless. Like, everything is pointless. Skipped a job interview because I can't get out of the fucking bed. G
I'm pathetic.
>>27672531
gfs suck though
well, people in general suck
there's no way of being truly happy with the people around you, and there's no way of being truly happy with being alone
Did a girl every do anything nice to you? Or something you really liked, but it didn't affect you personally?
>>27672401
Once a girl stroked by penis on the bus.
One day I was sleeping on my desk at uni and a very qt girl bought me some coffee and gave it to me.
But people are nice to me in general, idk why, men and women are often keen to help me or do nice things for me
One time I was very sick and a friend of mine came over with soup.
Because of that incident I started crushing on her, but she ended up being some chad's cumdump. Never trust a woman
>tfw you will never motorboat a girls huge udders
>tfw you will never have huge udders
Small boobs are okay too, r-right?
>>27672371
>tfw you will never motorboat a girls huge udders
That's one more reason you're a perma virgin anon. Grow up. Suck on these. Don't play like a 3 years old.
>>27672383
Depends anon, how small we talking?
>>27672402
Youre on here too anon, its okay you dont need to be angry anymore
Show your home screen, r9k.
Ouke.
Something something oregano
>>27672338
What's it like being a full blown normalshit?
>implying i don't use a default background
>implying i need to tinker with my shitty phone when the only real use i have for it is as an mp3 player
>Okay anon, Im ready. Eat that puss if you're a real man.
What do?
>>27672311
Tell her to wash up, first. This isn't really a challenging situation.
Vomit.
Everywhere.
>>27672311
Vomit all over it and proclaim homosexuality.
Why is it I still feel completely and utterly alone despite being in large groups on Skype?
You're a narcissist and you want to be center of attention at all times
>>27672271
I have extremely low self esteem though
Don't you have to not hate yourself to be a narcissist
>>27672297
Low self esteem and self hatred is just an expression of narcissism. You care about yourself so much to hate yourself, all that woe is me bullshit.
Who here looks like an alien?
>>27672244
>dem ayy double dubs
check this tho
>>27672244
>>27672255
aye them double double dubs
>>27672267
ya blew it you bastard
Does /r9k/ play any instruments? I rock the baritone sax. Little hobby of mine. Pic related.
How old are you, tie cuck?
I play violin but I'm in student accom now, so people complain that I'm disrupting their study to management if I ever play it. Same cunts noisily party till 3-5AM 3 times a week though. Miss it so much.
>>27672185
Damn you look sexy playing that baritone sax ;) sexy sax guy, thats you
So it is. This is my last week living in the city. This is my last week living in this fucked up society.
On sunday the 10th im getting the "keys" for my land. I bought the land this winter for one specific reason. Im leaving the western society and all the normies.
90 hectares of land in rural mid sweden (from denmark but sweden got very cheap prices). Fucking sweden as a country they are fucked but at least i can live the rest of my days out in the woods.
This summer im gonna be making some posts here on r9k. Goal is to establish a homestead. If other neets are interested they can join (ill probably allow 6 to join) no roasties pls
pic related: wanna build that kind of house
>>27672168
this sounds great OP.
if you are still thinking of having people over in summer id definitely be interested
I'd be up for it, but I'm in the states
Im up for it. I'm UK.
You got skype or anything?
>tfw no olde tyme bf
>tfw r9k is expanding your vocabulary
>tfw bumping an extremely shitty thread in /r9k/
>tfw qt bf doesnt go shopping
Don't deny it, I know that you're browsing /r9k/.
link to reddit thread senpai
My ex gf and I waited for a year but we were both virgins so I had no problem with it, in fact it was pretty cool because it meant something, and we had 6 good years.
If she had had sex before, there's no way I would have stood for that shit. I hate the cuck meme but this guy sums it up.
>someone posted it on the internet so it must be true!
/R9K/ ABSOLUTELY UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO
>Trends in Ecology and Evolution sums up a number of recent studies that show the actual rate of cuckolds in the general population, based on genetic testing and ancestor research, is 1-2 percent. This challenges evolutionary psychologists who have suggested that human women "routinely shop around for good genes by engaging in extra-pair copulation to obtain genetic benefits." This idea came in part from studying socially monogamous songbirds, which mate for life but have roughly 1 in 10 babies as a result of "extra pair" matings.
>human extra-pair paternity rates "have stayed near constant at around 1 percent across several human societies over the past several hundred years."
>Why are there so few cuckolds? The authors speculate that women may be remaining faithful due to "anti-cuckoldry tactics, such as male sexual jealousy, religious practices that regulate female sexuality, and strongly negative reactions towards female adultery." It's also possible that they fear sexually transmitted diseases, spousal abuse, divorce, or "reduced paternal investment by the social partner or his close relatives if the infidelity was discovered."
>"the (potential) genetic benefits of extra pair children are unlikely to be offset by the (potential) costs of being caught, particularly in such a long-lived species as humans with heavy offspring dependence and massive parental investment." Basically, women aren't cheating because the costs are too great.
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/04/cuckoldry-is-incredibly-rare-among-humans/
>trusting "research" after academia has been thoroughly ideologically corrupted
>>27672010
Did they count stepchildren?
If not, this fucking "study" is bullshit.
>tfw he has more girth than you have length
Why live?
>>27671979
hes got a ring at the base of his dick, which means the blood is running to the end, average dick compared to hand, small female hand, lol.
>>27671979
I thought that was turd until I clicked it
>>27671979
>cock ring
That's the most cuck thing even, nigga can't even maintain blood on his cock, what a disgrace.
At least my 6.7x5.3 is hard like steel.
ask someone on acid anything
https://soundcloud.com/l_ll_ll_lll_llll_lllll
if ya want
come on i know you want to fuck with me or at least ask me something
you're a boring lot, you know that?
Enjoy your psychosis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zptgMRMPz6g
young thug is the new robot music
>>27671895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-oxm8UzYCc
Only normies that don't understand think Death Grips is a meme.
>>27671895
Great, I love the band OP
