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>tfw everybody always thinks I'm Jewish even though I'm not
Why does this get me so angry? I always interpret it as being called ugly
Pic related, unfortunately
>>27670666
Get some fake glasses and noone will notice.
>>27670666
I actually knew a girl with a nose like yours big a bit pointier
she had that slight bulge/protrusion liek yours in the middle
she wanted to get surgery and was insecure about it
I liked her irregular nose and thought it was a cool unique feature
ive seen MUCH worse noses thatn yours.
In a harsh way the worst thing about yours is that slight protrusion and thats nothing
Don't put up with it anymore, get a nosejob like I did, senpai
I'm really saddened by how far this board has fallen
Blame the memes. Once all that pepe shit started everyone competant left r9k. What we're left with is a couple tripfags, 2 camwhores who get bored after a couple days and a SHITLOAD of tranny faggots who spam NONSTOP all night long.
I don't even know why I still come here. I miss the first few months of the original r9k, where people were afraid of getting banned and wrong long posts. Where mods banned people who bloxed. Even if it was just 99% relationshit, it was enjoyable to read than what's now just /b/. We even have roll threads now! Pathetic. No moderation.
This place has gone to hell.
It was inevitable.
After they got rid of the robot the first time, the memelords and bitter virgins took over. After /pol/ started permeating throughout the site, their bitterness only intensified and coupled with anger. All they had left was their precious memes and disdain for mainstream society.
This hell was created by them for them.
>>27670678
>gunther
fucking who?
>tfw I actually have a female beta orbiter now
>She pulled the "I was having a bad day" thing and I just made a joke and left it at that
>I'm actually kind of scared
>tfw I'm a very tired and paranoid person
>I realise now that I actually don't want a gf because they just get paranoid, annoying and make you feel like shit
Thinking with my brain and not my dick I actually don't want this
>>27670491
How is she an orbiter?
wat u mean aje was havong a abad day and u left wit a joke? dntnundertstand can u elaborate
>>27670555
Basically tried to unload her issues on me
was trying to get me to ask what was wrong
>>27670514
Messaging me like every day
said she has a crush on me
always asking how I am
etc etc
I just feel depressed about it. Like I know she will do something crazy in future.
Ive only had one gf before and she'd pull weird shit. I dont want to go through that again.
Should all perverts be killed?
They lose a fair important portion of logic when impassioned.
They let their perversions take centerstage in motivation and incentive.
Like automatons, they are only as troublesome as what they are programmed to do.
And who knows what their dick could command when it is at the reigns.
What about asexual perverts, who hate the idea of their perversions happening in real life and don't even like sexual things?
On top of that, my perversions aren't even possible in the real world. They really don't affect me outside of thinking about them occasionally.
>>27670535
Hmmmm.
It's the principle of it all.
Perhaps I am projecting.
We are corrupted men, possible fantasy or no.
No such amount of thought or ideation should go into such base desire.
>>27670489
What do you define as a pervert?
Who/actually got a gf and isn't a virgin/ here?
i have had sex with and dated three women.
>>27670472
Its PRETTY OKAY
#NOT BAD SENPAI
:^) just taken
Prove that tripfags shouldn't be banned.
>Protip; you can't.
>>27670451
But then you can't filter them and save yourself the trouble of reading them
>>27670451
because you wouldn't have me posting here
>he doesnt want the best trip to be posting here
why, also a question for you, why should they be banned?
>>27670910
All of you are attention whores.
>first poster in the thread, quotes the OP
This is a No no. If you're the first poster in the thread, it's implicitly understood that you're replying to the OP. Linking the OP's post in your post is bad form
>make a post calling a thread shit & doesn't sage
This is poor form as well. If you're so upset about a thread, why are you bumping it? This is a mistake many newfags unfamiliar with the sage function make.
>using a tripcode
Always poor form unless your identity is absolute necessary for a thread, and when that thread is finished its customary to discard the (now useless) trip
>Using another board's memes on a different board
Keep board culture within the board it belongs in. Obnoxious crossposting is frowned upon
>reposting content from reddit/twitter/tumblr
Always poor form. Avoid this.
Feel free to add your own tips to help educate bad posters on how to improve their poor form.
>>27670439
>This is a No no. If you're the first poster in the thread, it's implicitly understood that you're replying to the OP. Linking the OP's post in your post is bad form
this is only acceptable on /r9k/, to circumvent the original comment bot
I've recently taken to replying to all for champ is using my phone's voice command I personally feel that this is a far more efficient and entertaining way of posting in this Hell Hole
Widdly scuds I can't believe my voice recognition got that one
Opie is a bitch ass nigger motherfucking faggot Lord who I am going to pound with my 12 foot vagina no that was wrong
>>27670504
Post numbers aren't factored into originality noob
What actually is a failed normie?
Imagine a dude who is a virgin, never had a gf even though he talks to girls, because it never works out or he is too ugly etc. Is this guy a failed normie or a robot?
only retard autist robots care about the minute differences in made up terminologies like "failed normie" "robot" etc etc. it's all subjective. free your mind
>>27670420
a failed normie is essentially an ugly person who musters the courage to fight back against the system and be confident. Of course he just gets bullied and labelled as a 'tryhard' and a 'creep'.
I would know because i was this person once, i started being extroverted and i was shunted away for it
I failed Normie is somebody who did have the opportunity to become normal but instead spoilded
This is somebody who wants had friends but no longer does usually friends with in high school but he doesn't see them anymore
7 lovering titius slithering slithering hello ching chong chang shooting hello voice the sound of anal machine fuck
400 hours Tango India tango tango India Echo Sierra shitlord fucking cunt
We post cute things that make us feel a little better about ourselves.
Pepes and wojaks welcome as long as they make you feel good.
>>27670384
Am I supposed to want to fuck that rabbit? Why's it got hips?
>>27670459
Animators wanted to portray a more realistic female as their heroine.
Rabbit is not for sexual anon.
>>27670478
A more "realistic" female, I got ya bud ;) those dirty dirty animators
Why don't you just find an ugly wealthy lady?
pic related is worthy $18 billion AUD
>implying she'd date a robot when she could get a gold digging Chad
Kek
>>27671403
>gold digging
i cant tell whether that's an overlooked euphemism or a clever pun.
>implying any of you could get her
You realize she still has multiple Chads too choose from right?
So I'm looking for a girlfriend.
Any volunteers?
>>27670273
are you a grill, dab, or nah
>>27671612
I am a man.
bbll
>>27670273
I'm searching too. I'm a guy. I've not had any luck.
Best wishes, anon. I hope you don't die alone
Hey fellow robots! It's about that time for us to be having dinner! Post what yummy dish you have prepared! I myself am having a frozen Chile's fajita bowl.
First you tell me who to hate
Then you tell me what to believe in
And finally, you tell me who I am
Now you're telling me when to eat?
Just kidding
I already ate
I had noodles and tofu
>dinner time
>anywhere in the world right now
>eating frozen shit
Delete this meme thread at once
I think I'm going to eat your mother's vagina for dinner
I'm sure it tastes extra fine
Then I'll probably bust a load on her face
Nigger
Hey boys, hope you're saving your pennies for a VR set. Look what's, er, coming...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a2f_1459870491
>>27670195
I wonder if this counts as sex, or whether he'd still be considered a virgin.
>>27670363
I wonder how a retard like hasn't forgotten how to breath yet.
I guess it's time for Ressentiment.
What do you sound like?
Say anything, have banter etc. If you can't think of anything to say, read our anthem
Here's my reading.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xk3X1KchAn
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Chicken tenders are pretty nasty, here's my voice for the topic I guess
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zCzu5EN4ma
>>27670168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YWMWLFMGqf
>>27670098
>>27670168
>>27670252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZHf65mdRcH
any bots from Cebu, Philippines? It's lonely
>>27670062
Hi anon. I'm from Manila tho
I liked Cebu, thought it's really noisy and cars honk all the time.
>>27670062
Hello there anon. Not from Cebu but Manila heh
