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When I first came to this board I was like "Holy shit, everyone's like me! And look at the grammar!" Even today, I'm still surprised so many of us are mentally fucked.
More psychologists should browse 4chan to take notes on untreated mentally ill
I had that thought as well at first.
Then I realized majority of people are just normies or failed normies. There are no more true robots.
If you check yes to one of the following you are either a normie or a failed normie.
>don't have a mental illness
>is a girl
>has/had a gf
>has/had friends (friends you made at the start of high school or earlier don't count unless you no longer have contact with them)
>not a neet
>is rich
>don't have even 1 chronic illness
>>27667572
Do mental disorders count as chronic illnesses in your checklist
lately the ironic suicidal thoughts have been appearing in a more serious manner
as to determine whether you really really want to kill yourself or youre merely memeing
tell me what do you see in this picture and i shall tell you if you really seek death
>>27667458
i see the jews controlling everything with attack drones
A mirrored image of star fox with high contrast
A creepy woman with tits. She's screaming or something
Well that's not a good sign
but I am extremely high
Who /baked/ here
just enjoying a dominos lava cake and thin crust chicken and jalapeno pizza courtesy of a suggestion a fellow robot made
I have four lava cakes here with me shit!
>>27667424
Finally I can post this elite meme I captured in the wild
holy fuck dude i can only eat one of those at a time, richness overload dawg
>>27667463
I ate two in total and there's two more here
I probably can't eat them but will anyway
>jerking off is now a chore
>never feel good during or after
>climax isn't even exciting, hardly feel anything if anything at all
>can't fucking stop
hlep
same but I have ED
I don't know that feel exactly because I can stop whenever I want usually. I guess being on SSRIs help, although I've never had any problems having sex.
>>27667341
>ED
i hope i didn't get this from jerking off too much because i jerk off sometimes in a weird way
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DADADDDDDDAAAAA FUCKING SHIT
HISS
HISS
EK EK EK EK
K
E
K
E
K
E
K LALALALALA
POOOOOOOPO PO PO POOO POOP POP PISSSSSSSS
Someone needs a glass of water
>>27667307
>>27667353
why are phoneposters so stupid
give me one good reason to not give up on women and take in one of those hairless boyslut NEETs.
they're women
there are no good reasons
Because in the gay world you can do so much better than NEETs if you're decent looking enough.
Women are easier to find, just going by quantity.
>girl shows interest in in me
>tfw she's flat chested
>>27667270
Give her a rating OP
>her
chestlets are not women
>>27667270
i'm confused, anon. it sounds as though you're describing a positive feel, and yet the image you used seems to suggest the related feel would be negative
>Kid shows me a picture of pepe putting a fork in a electrical socket
>HAHAUHUHHUHHH LOOK AT THIS
>Other kid:I found out the frog has a name! It's "anon"! (Pronounced it "ayy-nen".
What do you do in this situation? I really wanted to sperg out and yell at all of them.
>>27667179
>I really wanted to sperg out and yell at all of them.
you should have. this is our livelihood they're fucking with. you should have let them know you dont take cultural appropriation lightly and to fuck off until they get it right
>>27667249
>livelihood
Pepe is a good meme but he does not provide your neetbux
Probably either ignore them or say "oh okay"
What makes a person significant?
>>27667132
The amount his boy pussy can handle
>>27667132
No one is significant.
The only people who are significant are the people you put value in and obviously that's subjective to you.
Action taken
>you missed out teenage love
It's too late, Anon, It's over now
I didn't and I wish no one would experience teenage love because it's good while it lasts, but what comes after is the reason I am a cyborg
>>27667100
Great. Just the thing I needed to hear in the morning before the school.
>that terrible feel when trying to lose weight so you have to resist binge eating
>tfw the conditions are perfect to get a huge Mcdonald's meal and binge while watching a new Super Best Friends Play video
>tfw have to resist
I've been going perfectly for almost 2 weeks now, and have been dieting for 2 months. I have lost quite a bit, but I don't to break this perfect streak.
Then again it would be so good...
>Captcha- select all images with french fries
REEEEE
>>27667087
It's okay to indulge every once in a while, my fellow fat buddy. I am about to try the new Twelve combo, crispy. Living in Canada. Really fucking excited.
>legitimately liking McDonald's
>>27667204
That's negative peer pressure though anon.
Plus when I binge, I BINGE. I will feel ashamed if I do it.
Is it a good idea to become a mormon? The missonarys are so nice and what they're telling makes sence to me.
>>27667063
Might as well give it a try. It'll probably be an improvement on your sad life
>>27667063
>makes sence
No, it makes no sense. It's the most loony shit I've ever heard
>>27667063
Anon read the letter to a CES director
http://cesletter.com/Letter-to-a-CES-Director.pdf
Mormons preach a false gospel
If you're so unhappy, why don't you just become a qt trap?
tried that, didn't work. maybe I'm just not asian enough
next suggestion please
I would if I thought I could pull it off.
>>27666957
Her hair grew that long in a year?
Thats impressive if nothing else.
Can someone post that Pepe image where he looks dumb and silly? Like he's dumber than others and he doesn't understand what other people say. Some kind of low IQ Pepe.
That's how I feel when people talk about epistemology.
>>27666917
this one?
thisoneblox
>>27666964
No, he's like showing his teeth and looking to the side. I'm too dumb to describe it better.
is this it?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original desu.
Roll for it you cuck robots
>It's just nigresses I don't reply to
I wanna get married, sweetie.
Let me tell you about the jews and their lies
![XevQ3IY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/niTSd7V.jpg "XevQ3IY[1]")
