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What the hell happened to Moot?
I heard he was in a shitty movie with Batman and Superman
He got flayed by the boltons
>>27662601
Charged with CP. He's doing his time now in a undisclosed jail. Also he goes by Miss Moot now, be respectful.
What can you see in my eyes?
>>27662555
CAN'T WAKE UP.
(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
SAVE MEEE
That your eyes look like Dylan Roof
you're numb to the world
very deep individual few people understand
>"I said pick it up, Cloud. Don't make me ask again."
God, I remember when I was 13 and angsty. Sephiroth was my Lord.
>>27662536
Do you think he started the katana meme for real?
>>27662524
Made me laugh. Sephiroth was an autistic kids wet dream.
>that kid that drew dongs during art
>used to draw lots of penises in art class as a joke
>turned out gay
J-jokes on me I guess..
>>27662521
>that kid who got his dick out
>that kid who hoped he was abducted
>that kid who got crushes on men
>that kid who crossdressed to school
Tfw i was that kid
Why do you people have an obsession with Mass killers?
First it was that pathetic unmasculine virgin Elliot Rodgers, now it's that Doctor you keep endlessly posting.
Seriously what's with the spam of threads about mass shootings?
FBI GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You know you love it OP, you just need to develop a taste for rare shipman's
>>27662439
It's just edgy shit, there's no deeper meaning than that. People here pretend to like what society hates because society hates them and they hate society.
So, I've decided I don't want to live anymore and I'm close to killing myself, that being said what are some things I should do before I go? Any suggestions?
kill some normies
>>27662337
Be enlightened
>>27662337
no you wont pussy boy
by all means prove me wrong
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow and I was wondering is it hard to get adderall prescribed?
Also drug general
why do you want addy
>>27662325
To study, I have severe ADHD and I put everything aside because I'm a terrible procrastinator.
Lol jk senpai, why..to abuse it of course!
where do you live we could meet up ive got a ton of addy where you at??
>Ay white boy, I said pick up that soap.
>>27662294
>bend at the knees
>pick up soap while keeping spine vertical
Here you go Tyrone.
>was that so difficult?
>>27662313
>keeping spine vertical
mouth herpes it is.
>Look over shouldr
>realize that I'm black and that they aren't talking to me
>feels good man
>remember that I'm black and in prison
>feels bad man
-Boyfriend applications-
In order to be in with chance of being my boyfriend, you must have the following qualities:
>Tall
>Muscular
>Handsome
>Confident
>Not a virgin (had at LEAST 5 sexual partners)
>Sexually agressive and great at sex
>Tanned
>Have a huge penis
>Have a stable career (preferably one with a six figure salary)
>Have a nice, expensive car
>Own at least one Rolex watch
>Have started fights with weaker men to prove superiority
>Is good at sports/athletics
>>27662263
>at least 2 years of prior sexual experience
>>27662263
this post is MISOGYNIST against colored women check your privilege, STACEY.
>>27662263You actually just described me, what the fuck am i Chad?
I'm being smug because I know I'm chad and your waifu probably thinks of me when she cums - because its my dick inside of her and not yours pussy
Has anyone tried nofap? I miss porn so much.
I'm 3 months in, and just want to fap.
If god didn't want us to fap he wouldn't have given us hands
Amen
Just fap jesus. How has nofapping improved your life anyway?
Let's face it, girls wont fuck you unless you're part of the 0.01% of males, born 6'5 with god tier genetics and social status.
So is there any point continuing to cuck myself from watching porn?
while you are comfortably browsing r9k feminists take carefully taking notes of you to study you and publish their findings on their blogs and newssites
http://thebaffler.com/salvos/new-man-4chan-nagle
>>27662150
>giddily offensive
d-do they like us, senpai?
>>27662180
yes they doblxoblxobloxl
>>27662150
what the fuck am I reading here. Is this some kind of satire or is this real?
why do no women have a fetish for meek submissive skinnyfat beta males?
>>27662123
why do no men have a fetish for fat slobbish bitchy omega females?
>>27662315
The fucked part is that plenty do.
>>27662315
are those really equivalents though?
am cooking, pic related. Went to store to buy proper food today, it's been a while since I took care of myself.
Bought really expensive shrimp, which was a bad choice. Spend 1/3rd of my budget just on a few hundred gram of shrimps and even though they were tasty I could've used that cash a lot better.
What are you eating or doing anon?
i agree that it was dumb to spend a large portion of your budget on a small amount of food. is that an omelette? i made a bit of am omelette myself tonight.
>>27662139
Nah it's tortellini's on your left. Tomato, mozzarella, Italian cheese, creme freche and spices on your right.
>>27662377
damn anon that's amazing. where did you learn to do that? this is my pathetic thing i made.
https://youtu.be/P0A3XfYqe8Y
>"Hey Robot, wanna get in the shower with me? Water's warm~"
I would do it. I'm comfortable with my sexuality and in many cultures showering with the same sex is common for friends.
>>27662086
Would you hug him? :3
>>27662053
Is the gay thing just a meme? Because I don't get it . . .
Ask a girl with a daddy kink anything.
Someone suggested last thread that I say why I do these;
I do these because
1. To show DDlg/BDSM isn't just a meme
2. To educate
3. To make people happy (couple threads ago I made a person happy talking about what I do in my lifestyle)
4. I just generally enjoy talking with people
Before you ask, I do have a daddy.
>>27661998
Why don't you roleplay during sex? It could be a new experience for the both of you.
>>27661998
Titts or gtfo my /r9k/ useless poser
Original
Yea why the fuck do you like that shit?
And what year did your dad leave?
