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You know, you really need a woman, [r9k]
>>27649778
but women don't need me
>>27649778
What's a woman?
>>27649778
>>27649778
ayy g will you make me a sandwich?
/r9k/ is being raded by /pol/!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
get out get out GET OUT
>w-why doesn't this new website i just joined align with my political beliefs
t.reddit
all boards are being raided by /pol/ constantly
>>27649743
exhibit A
I am 90% sure that the ones posting in /r9k and /pol are the same people.
On /pol they talk about shit skins and Jews. Here they talk about no gf and Chad. Still the same people.
What do you guys thinks about put the bunny/ramshackle glory?
absolutely love him and nearly every project he did. Johnny hobo is a classic
Sometimes i just sit and listen to him for a day
Needs less heroin
Mummy's screaming at me again
>>27649322
Pretend she is just music. Walt for the drop and then start shaking your body 1. 4338;1 to the beats. The visual dissonance with the beat will cause a hypnotic reaction. Insert suggestions you wish her to do.
Go for a walk
Operant condition that bitch into learning instinctively that yelling makes you unavailable to talk to
Just hope she doesn't lock you out upon return then yell at you once you're a reverse captive audience
>>27649322
Stop being a piece of shit and waste of space then mummy might actually kiss u
Which one would you choose and why?
Right because I value feminine looks over preferred genitals
>>27649302
The blonde bimbo with a penis.
neither because they're both 4/10 or lower
Why aren't women loyal?
>>27649044
Some are, you just see the whores.
>>27649166
>you just see the whores.
So 99.9% of women are whores?
>that gif
This is what 'pro choice' people actually want and celebrate.
>it's an anon takes one of those shits that are near impossible to wipe even after 8 wipes episode
sucks if you're not home but if that happens its easier to get into the shower and clean yourself that way.
>>27648995
>Take a horribly disgusting shit, sounds & smells bad
>First 3 wipes nothing but shit
>4th wipe 99% clean
HOWEVER
>Take what seems like a nice clean shit
>First wipe almost no shit
>15th wipe almost no shit
if you don't wash your butt with water in some way after shitting you're a fucking barbarian
Is modern porn really just cuckoldry in a different context?
>>27648945
holy shit thats deep
>>27649014
Don't patronize me dude, it's just a question.
Not if its 2D
>that one guy who comments "u look stunning bb xx' on every. single. status.
Nice tits honey
>>27648581
>pic with tits clearly the focus of the girl's pic
>"lovely eyes xx"
>>27648581
>that guy who just came to this picme
Good morning neetcuck. Another day of debating your existence and your crushing loneliness.
>>27648561
Nice try but you're too late. All the NEETs have just gone to bed.
Enjoy another nutcrushing day at work, wagie.
Why don't we settle our indifference and live as one?
>>27648627
Isn't it kind of ironic to say that accompanied by an image of someone that got murdered in a fairly violent way?
What fun stuff should a robot do while on 1P-LSD? My housemate already dropped his so time is of the essence.
go online and buy some actual LSD
Smoke weed instead. Psychedelics make people dumb.
I like going outside into a secluded area, psychs have a way of bringing that childlike sense of wonder into nature.
Remember that if shit starts to go awry change settings, works wonders. Never 4get to have fun.
Finally up to the NEET years in my memoirs...this should be good
>>27648526
I bet it's riveting.
>>27648615
Would you like a copy reserved, David?
>>27648526
I can't stop laughing at this. Fuck you
You will never have a high-test aunt that gives you strange dreams like in Japanese cartoons
why even live
I want to hack those things off with a machete.
>>27648418
Has she ever done some hardcore stuff?
>half sister has big titties
>barely hugs me anymore
Why are indian people so weird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDI-qD6iUlI
>>27648312
They can't handle shipposting
>>27648312
Why are they so fucking horny/thirsty is also a question. HOOOOLOLOLOLO YEES U COME IN MY STORE U BUY OR I FUK U ASZ.
Why do Indian people use ellipses so much?
"I love you"
"I love you too..."
"What is my assignment for the day boss?"
"We're working on Project 3..."
"Are you gay?"
"No... I'm not gay..."
Good morning, wagecuck. Keep at it. It's only 4 more days until your 2 days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
>>27648274
>2k16
>Not having freedom entire week
>>27648274
I fucking wish I had a monday through friday 9-5 job. I work at a shitty company where we go to all these different stores and take inventory. Often it will be an hour drive or more, and we get scheduled back to back "Off at 2am? Ha! now be here at 6am!" The only reason I haven't quit is because its my only source of income, I've been applying everywhere but shitty retail jobs left and right.
>>27648274
You shouldn't make fun of people trying their hardest to live a meaningful life.
Just because we've given up..
