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Why do people like stairs so much? It freaks me out.
There is quite literally no intelligent way to respond to a thread like this.
>>27722322
Would you rather have ramps instead?
Or maybe ladders everywhere? The world would probably better if all staircases were replaced with ladders.
>>27723440
ladders need arms and legs
stairs legs only
ramps are just plain dangerous
stairs>ladders/ramps
My gf lives in another state and has been for the past 8 months... I miss her so much... What do I do? To get rid of the pain... And don't say break up, that is far out of question
>>27722289
>girlfriend
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But for real, have you been keeping in contact? Is it possible for either one of you to move? Give me some details man
>he fell for the long distance relationship meme
Even if she intends to be faithful, you don't think she's being swarmed by hoards of thirsty males and will eventually sleep with one of them after a night at the club with her friends?
OP here... I still keep In contact... I can trust her enough not to date some thirsty salt mines... It just hurts not being able to actually physically see her and all...
I'm really feeling down guys, someone hit me with a fresh new meme please.
>>27722279
wait till the end, it's so beast.
Do you think pepe will ever die out or has he become too big to fall? There has been no new memes in ages.
the new meme is incredibly sweaty fat men
>be me
>dating a guy
>go back to his house
>its a caravan
>walk in
>smells funny
>cant breath
>sit down
>find a book
>its a diary
>pick it up and start reading
>he says nothing
>its full of scattered insanity
>its also contradicting everything he's ever said to me
>our whole relationship was a lie
>pretty sure the recent entry about anal sex wasn't about me either
>hes cheating
>he plays it cool
>we dont mention anything and act normal
how autistic am i?
>>27722270
If you're a guy, then very.
If you're a girl, then also yes, but come on. Dating a guy who lives in a smelly caravan?
As a woman hold yourself to higher standards.
As a guy, be less of a faggot. And I do mean faggot somewhat affectionately.
>>27722270
Autistic enough to come on r9k and post up bullshit gibberish that never happened, bitch.
>>27722270
You're a normalfag
Get the fuck out
Any poster after me should kill themselves
We are the modern-day superfluous man.
"The superfluous man is a Russian literary concept that refers to an individual, perhaps talented and capable, who does not fit into social norms. In most cases, this person is born into wealth and privilege. Typical characteristics are disregard for social values, cynicism, and existential boredom; typical behaviors are gambling, romantic intrigues, and duels. He is often unempathetic and carelessly distresses others with his actions.
Russian critics such as Vissarion Belinsky viewed the superfluous man as a by-product of Nicholas I's reactionary reign, when the best educated men would not enter the discredited government service and, lacking other options for self-realization, doomed themselves to live out their life in passivity. Scholar David Patterson describes the superfluous man as "not just...another literary type but...a paradigm of a person who has lost a point, a place, a presence in life" before concluding that "the superfluous man is a homeless man"."
>>27722268
Interesting
Originally short and sweet reply
>>27722268
Notes from the Underground is basically the robot manifesto
An original bump for interest
Who the fuck thought this guy was a good idea? I was terrified of him.
>>27722149
It was a terrible show in general. But yeah, sometimes I still hear that horrifying noise he would make.
It didn't help that he would attack everyone.
my school did a school trip to chessington and at the blobby mansion mr.blobby tried to make me dance with him
> i refused
>>27722190
What the fuck was it about? Like he'd just run up and pounce on people and scream like a demon and this was meant to be entertaining for children.
Come on wagecuck. Only one more day of slaving you can push through. Then you'll get a whole day to recover from your five days of slavery and then another whole day to prepare for your next cycle of slavery.
You should post this on Reddit. They'll applaud you for your effort to look like a "meme" in real life.
>>27722131
Top shelf kek woah
it's 9 am and i'm getting drunk
feels good man hahah!
>>27722402
not a picture of me senpai
what the fuck is 'prom', what the fuck is 'college', what the fuck is 'calc 1,2,3',
I only ever see Americans use these terms.
prom is close to high school graduation and is a big dance thing
college is called community college here in canada and it's a school you take for more specific occupations (ie. nurse)
calc stands for calculus and it's a math class, i think
>>27722017
Prom is an orgy that people have at the end of high school.
College is a place that prepares you for a job.
And calc 1,2,3 are the 3 first classes you have to take be a college student.
>>27722056
>college is called community college here in canada
Other way around.
"College" in the States is what we call "university" in Canada.
"Community college" is what we call "college" here in Canada.
Found shower pics and nudes on husband's iPad, also a couple of sign ups to dirty chat sites... and Ashley Madison.
As he is a pretty Nerdy McNerderson, I thought I would come to the source and ask... how serious is this? Does he want to cheat/find somebody else? Or has his (massive) porn collection and his array of porn subscriptions started to bore him? Is this just extended masturbation?
Pls halp.
Maybe because you gave up on your appearance and don't fuck him anymore. You're probably older than 30 so you're already like spoiled milk. Can't blame him for wanting some that's fresher.
>asks some random website what her husband is up to
ask him
>>27721916
This is probably the only polite reply your thread will receive. That's not really enough information for the reader to deduce anything at all. The most important thing in relationships is communication. And please don't let yourself go i.e. become fat and ugly. If you hold onto your looks, it'll make everything much easier.I know you won't take me seriously and disregard this advice, because you'rea troll.
Rate my fat.
Kill yourself mate. Just don't self-immolate yourself or anything because the firefighters would have one hell of a day.
get out of here stacey, right now.
Is it sexy?
Is this real? Wtf do I do ? This has got to be a bot or a prank or something pls help
Bump someone pls tell me this isn't real before I make a fool out of myself somehow
post pics of her profile
Nvm it's a bot looks like I made a fool out of myself
Today is the day robots. Got a note written out in spite of my better inclinations to leave nothing at all behind. 9mm flying into my skull sometime very soon. Wanted to say adios to the few people I know who really get it. I'll be posting here if anyone feels like a chat, it just feels wrong to not say goodbye to at least one person.
I hope you find peace, wherever you end up. If you turn into a 4chan ghost remember to visit!
>>27721818
Thanks dog, I'm pretty sure that no matter what it is that lies beyond at this point it'll at least be different from here and that's good enough I think
>>27721801
All the best, Anon. Sorry to hear this world wasn't for you. Hope you can find what you're looking for.
How do I stop myself from falling in love again? I feel like it's happening and I don't want to feel those feels anymore
is it a gurl or a man
cut all contact. it's really that simple
>>27721793
Gurl
>>27721802
I can't, she is my partner for an internship I have to take part in as part of my degree
>his homeboard is r9gay
kys, family
I have no board but i'm a /pol/, /r9k/, /tv/ /v/ kind of guy.
r8 me
>>27721745
cancerous shitposter/10
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 END (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_04.51_[2016.04.05_03.20.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nw2nE4D.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 END (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4 snapshot 04.51 [2016.04.05 03.20.18]")
>>27721731
Please continue to talk me into suicide. Ah~ I'm a stupid nerd who needs to die!
![97d94e285550cd2af27813d478ff398c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8yxBASg.jpg "97d94e285550cd2af27813d478ff398c[1]")
>spend all day everyday gazing at my manager in admiration
>try to meet his every need before he knows he needs it
>fantasise and blush
>tfw he says 'you're adorable.'
>tfw I will never get to live the Secretary dream
itt failed office crushes
>>27721697
kyskyskyskyskyskyskys
>>27721697
You can still make it. Why do you say failed? Does he have a wife?
>>27721795
He has a long term partner who is 10 years older than he is... and he is 15 years older than me.
I don't think he goes for people he thinks of as a little sister. Men do not go for people who are 'adorable' they go for 'sexy' and 'beautiful.'
![guy-in-towel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zP7sXrk.jpg "guy-in-towel[1]")
