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Well I turned 21 today, never had a gf. Is there still hope for me?
>>27721636
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/
23 kv here.
no.
>>27721636
Always, especially in the next 10 years. You just need to make sure you look after yourself and do the stuff that makes you feel good. Don't focus on the garbage posted on this website.
This board is a joke, right?
How can anyone be 21+ and not have a job? I pull in a net $4000 every month and I only have an associate's degree. Have you thought that maybe the reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you live with your parents and you're doing fuck all with your life?
Cut your damn hair, take a shower, get dressed, and get off the internet/video games. It's that easy.
I'm confused as to how you all are such sad-sacks, unless this entire board is a ruse and you're all posting from work or you're doing some good internet trolling with your gf.
>>27721635
FUCK OFF NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING ORIGINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>le pleb tier b8
nice try there ruse imposter
back to the shithole you reside at faggot
>>27721635
>associates degree
>4k a month
Fucking how?
I am going to end it l. Good night everybody
>>27721576
End your day?
Good night.
>>27721576
sleep well brother
Good night brother. Sleep in comfort knowing we all die anyways and none of this matters
Like it or not, she has a point
>>27721511
She/he looks like Anders.
>>27721519
I see you're running gnome.
wouldn't hurt to have eye brows and and no face herpes
You have to facefuck one of them
2
Very original comment for you
>>27721483
2nd from left or first from right
>>27721483
2 a best desu
pizzapizzaOC Of course
Little casers is terrible, how do people eat that crap? Have they really gotten that much better in the past 5 years or so?
thinking of going here tonight. fun atmosphere and great pizza
>>27721825
Its cheap and the people who eat it are high/drunk
There was a thread of these yesterday/early this morning (up 1.15am today in the UK), could someone help me find a link to it in the archive? Or at least post a screenshot of the thread, thanks!
Bump, please, will reward with webms or something
bumping, again, will reward with webms
>>27721416
Go to desustorage.org, specify thread search as r9k then type in keywords used in this thread of you remember them and look for it.
Or you can scroll through all the threads and find that one if you don't remember the words used in the thread post by op.
The thread wasn't that great anyway tbqh
Well wagecuck?
>>27721357
>maturity leave
You still have to pay the cooking staff, the drive thru cashiers and the one cashier that needs to stay open for the tech illiterate old people.
If anything my local mcdonalds seemed to get busier after implementing these machines. There were only 3 cashiers to begin with anyway. Just moved the two cashiers to the kitchen.
I DON'T GET THIS REPLACEMENT MEME
>>27721357
>maturity leave
good kek
Girls will never look at you this way.
Because you are ugly, weak and uninteresting.
lauren is ugly, weak and uninteresting
>>27721270
Fuck you talk shit to my face fagg
>>27721320
i will and i don't care how big you are i'm willing to die for the truth
Ticku-Tocku Wage-kun!
This is the reality of your existence
>>27721235
>I started a sockpuppet thread, and I'm going to spqm it in every thread! That'll teach those NEETS who is right!
>WAI-JU NO TOKI WO TOMARE
This is a warning for any weeabo who thinks they can just learn a foreign language and still find love, it will never happen. Even Japanese women want chad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMC7urg428k&nohtml5=False
>Want aggressive men
So the polar opposite of Japanese men, then?
What a surprise.
>>27721223
Modern society bred betas everywhere, I find it hilarious that it's a stereotype of Japan when every first world country is filled with quiet betas
>>27721223
Their birth rates are declining at startling rates. Sucks to be a beta male in japan.
I believe in you bots.
>tfw family doesn't like you.
>tfw you're a high school drop out.
>tfw no job cause of it.
>tfw reading "Tramp Anon" and thinking wow you sure hope you don't end up like him.
>tfw kicked out of house.
>tfw homeless.
>tfw still got chill friends that help you.
>tfw anything you do, no matter how hard you try, nothing is working.
>tfw you look like a loser to everyone even the chill friends helping you.
>tfw everyone around you has money and things and you are a homeless kid hanging out with them.
>tfw this goes on for years.
>tfw you literally have nothing.
>tfw you accept you're a nobody.
>tfw you decide, ok this is it, I have nothing to lose.
>tfw you decide to give it your all one last time.
>tfw someone finally gives you a chance with a job.
>tfw still homeless but you make it to work on time and work harder than anyone else.
>tfw you work outside in 115 degree weather >tfw you have no shower so you swim in the hotel pool to rinse off.
>tfw you meet a beautiful girl at work.
>tfw you know you have no shot with such qt 3.14
>tfw you actually realize how much of a loser you are.
>tfw she doesn't care about any of it.
>tfw she helps you.
>tfw she actually likes you.
>tfw you guys end up together.
>tfw job leads to better job.
>tfw better job leads to even BETTER job!
>tfw better job gives you a promotion!
>tfw YOU lend people money now.
>tfw people ask YOU for money.
>tfw you marry beautiful qt 3.14
>tfw you are good at your job.
>tfw you understand 2pac's verse "I love paying rent when the rents due."
>tfw you realize you became "Tramp Anon" minus the ending.
>tfw you used to be a neet robot.
>tfw you are finally happy.
It's possible bots. It's possible. Any questions?
It's very unlikely bro~
>>27721200
Unlikely? No, it's almost impossible. Yet, somehow I got through this. It took years and in no way I'm saying it's easy. Just. Possible.
>>27721237
Ok answer this question...
How does a homeless person with no access to a shower, transportation or money for a bus find a job? How does one escape homelessness? It's impossible
Who /browsing r9k all day/
>>27721113
I don't literally browse 24/7, but 12 hours out of the day, yes. Nice to see someone else around here with the same condition.
Nope. I do it when I have time off and nothing else to do that interests me. r9k (alobg with 4chan) is my last resort.
I get bored of r9k after a couple of hours.
>mfw running another bath but it is not a happy bath.
anyone else know these feels? do you guys bathe is probably a better question
Yep I like being in the water always have
>>27721094
is water the /r9k/ element?
captcha: select bodies of water
honestly, havent taken a bath in years, take about 15 minute showers during wageweek, on the weekend ill take like a 30 minute shower max, listen to music and clean myself extra harder than normal days, some weekends I just wont shower at all until its monday again...dunno man.
What does wildboar taste like? I want to eat a whole wildboar like Obelix.
>>27721044
Like wild boar. Eating it spitroasted sounds like a terrible idea, since you usually have to marinate it to remove the "wild" taste which would make it pretty much unedible
>>27721044
Not as good as you think. I know it looks really tasty in Asterix comics but it's actually kinda dry and tastes not that good. Try it out though, it can taste good as goulash
>>27721044
Yeah man, me too.
Those boars look so damn tasty in the comics.
I just want to rip one apart
