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mine pic related
>>24498726
10/10 would recommend to anyone
does anyone have that image of the iron pill book list? the one with "The way of men"
>>24498743
how do people keep getting rare elliots
are they posted somewhere?
YOUNG MAN
there's no need to feel down
>>24498549
I said YOUNG MAN
pick yo self off the ground
>>24498549
I said YOUNG MAN
Chad's plowed her into the ground
>>24498549
There's NO NEED to be unhappy
>tfw non normie, musical, weeb bf
There's hope for all of us, fembots
>>24498362
No there not
>tfw no qt religious musical gf
But are you fat?
Job interview tomorrow, call center, they need creative, communicative normies who like to work with other normies. I really dont want to go there
>>24497903
Then why are you getting a job you dumb motherfucker? NEETs always rule
>>24497903
Why apply faggot? Why not just work in shipping and distribution you kek?
>>24498266
at least my mother need to know that i still trying
>>24498269
>shipping and distribution
Dont i need driver licence for this?
I wonder if she still gets horny when she's peeing
I wonder if she still wants to wear her underwear with cum on it
I wonder if she liked being manipulated.
Do you guys think girls keep the fetish stuff their exes make them do?
Does that stuff stay with them?
I would say so but I'm guessing half the time they just pretend to enjoy your fetishes
My ex never wears black lipstick so I'm sure she doesn't think about
>>24497673
But i made her hornier than she had ever been.
She even peed herself to get my attention this one time i was neglecting her because i got off on her being miserable (sometimes)
I can't imagine her not keeping the things i forced on her, she was happy to do them, it took time but eventually that stuff turned her on. At least that's what i'd like to believe.
>>24497645
>Cumming anywhere besides her mouth
Cumming in the pussy is best but thats how you end up with a kid you don't want. Cumming elsewhere is always a mistake, unless its a power play when the girl is starting to like you, and then it should always be on her face
>tfw a qt sits near you in a waiting room at the doctor's
>tfw trying to hide a boner
>>24497607
Do you really get boners in public places that often?
>>24497607
do you think females would consider her male equivalence a qt?
>>24497649
No.
You need to be at least 8/10.
> Be me
> C type Student
> About to fail my whole semester
> Haves an idea.
Ok, so i have tried to hack my schools network system where you can modify my grades, i need a page for Phishing, does any of you have one? I mean, if i can make an HTML page like the one of my school i could change my grades, does any of you guys have one? My teacher is pretty stupid so can definitely trick her, or can any of you guys know another way to get the account of the account on the picture?Link is there anyway for me to kinda inspect element and save her password or something. http://portal.tecmilenio.edu.mx/irj/portal
Spic kekold
>>24498260
I was going to say, enjoy federal prison. But if he's from Mexico...well that would explain A) how he's able to do all of this and B) why no one's probably going to give a fuck.
>Smart enough to make a phishing page
>Not smart enough to pass a simple school test
Some of you robots are alright. Stay away from Washington next week. The happening will finally commence.
I'll be waiting and watching.
good luck i guess
Have fun fucking up you natural born killer you
here's a high res cactus, now what?
>>24497473
nice cactus, heres mine
I think it's pretty obvious who's the best cactus drawer in this threadit's me
heres mine kaktus
IF YOU CAN DRIVE
YOU ARE A NORMIE
AND YOU MUST LEAVE
>not night drive listening to Drive OST
You're missing out on the best feel, robot.
How the hell does driving make you a normie?
>>24497410
Other way around these days.
Post school stories with happy endings?
>be me
>middle schooler about to graduate
>other kids are all stupid beaner bullies and dumb sluts
>wear headphones everyday
>listening to my music 24/7 while getting decent grades
>The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Queen, The Clash, Metallica, Sublime, Daft Punk, 2pac, Gorillaz, Radiohead, Nirvana
>can't even list them all
>stupid beaners and sluts just list to trash like Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, Lady Gaga, and Pitbull
>queen slut comes up to me
>stupid pleb bitch wants to know what I'm listening to
>was listening to Beatles at time, tell her
>starts telling everyone and calling me a fag
>stupid 80 iq beaners joins in and tells me to go away with shitty music
>start walking out
>face is flushed as fuck, eyes getting wet
>can't take it anymore
>stop and look straight in queen slut's eyes
>tell her she is a dumb slut
>tell her The Beatles legendary and not stupid music for fags
>tell her that her music is shit and not even real music
>says that if anything Justin Bieber is music for fags
>completely silent
>queen slut doesn't know what hit her
>stupid bullies have they're jaws on the floor
>walk out head high singing I Wanna Hold Your Hand (was in school chorus so it sound good too)
>beaners start being impressed saying stupid fag shit like "ay way to go boi", "church!"
>queen slut bursts into tears
>rest of the year bullies call me music defener and stop fucking with me or my music
You're no better than them. Beatles, Nirvana, Beach boys were pop music just like lady gaga is pop music today. There's no difference
>le born in the wrong generation maymay
you were just as bad as they were, OP
>>24497375
>>24497397
Post your own fucking stories instead of criticizing OP.
>>24497337
Fuck em I think you got patrician taste m8. good job.
When are white men going to start keeping their women in place like the mudslimes have been doing for years?
pic unrelated
When are women going to start keeping men in their place?
>>24497289
If I ever have a gf my only rule will be no cheating. And if she does I'll blow her's and the person she's cheating on me with's brains out.
If Muslim men kept women in their place there wouldn't be a refugee crisis.
>Almost 30
>Have an amazing life with a beautiful girlfriend
>When she isn't home I go on Omegle and try to find girls to fuck or masturbate with
>Found many girls on Omegle to masturbate for me, always record video of them
>Often go on a gay version of Omegle, curious about sucking a dick and want to find a guy to suck
>This is the norm for 2 years
>I eventually start to feel ashamed of "betraying" my gf
>Also begin to worry about getting caught
>A few weeks ago I decided to cut the cord of my webcam to free myself before I get caught or do something stupid like suck a dick
>Now I miss flirting on cam sights
God damn it, /r9k/. So many sluts out there and I've burnt the bridge.
>>24497104
Fuck off, faggot. Hope you catch AIDS.
>>24497165
J E L L Y
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>>24497104
Is it really that easy to get girls to masturbate for you on omegle? Maybe I should give that a shot.
The Western University homecoming parties? You'd get laid for sure
https://youtube.com/watch?v=foxNHao7ghc
>>24497031
>You'd get laid for sure
You underestimate the autism Anon
>>24497031
You raise a daughter and then she turns into that.
>>24497031
One girl said she was waiting until marriage then.
Have to write a 500 word essay comparing and contrasting 2 things by the end of the day, any ideas /r9k/?
>>24496714
Apples and oranges.
Fedoras and Trilbys.
frogs and feelings
