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Right now, I can't tell if I'm at my highest or lowest point. Maybe I'm both? Chime in, come talk, whatever. Reflect
>48 hrs into a modafinil binge, 24 hours until break from uni
>Losing my shit because I got molested by a dude at my school, and now that I'm bringing a case against him he's spreading rumors and breaking confidentiality.
>No idea if he'll be suspended, let go, or if he'll weasel some way to get me punished.
>I can barely string a coherent thought together but a professor asked me if he could use an excerpt from an email I don't remember writing in order to help his students who are struggling in that class. My stimmed out panicked ramblings are now a teaching tool?
>Honestly not sure if I'm failing Chinese or acing it. Class is weird as fuck and there are no assignments.
>Got a new haircut, I feel alternately really hip and like it's this weird new edgy thing which isn't me at all
>Either going to win at life or get completely fucked. No idea. And it's mostly out of my hands rn.
>>24489656
How is any of that introspective?
>>24489656
Kill yourself my man. Nobody likes you.
>>24489745
How would you know? I have my moments. And I lack the constitution for suicide.
Why don't more couples sleep in separate beds? It seems a lot more comfortable than just one big bed.
I like just one bed and I've never been in a couple.
>>24489388
Because sleeping alone is awful.
>>24490661
This.
aaasssddasefafs
Why do roasties even bother?
I would fuck her in the ass for an hour
Does she do porn?
>>24489296
No, she does not do porn, family
I feel like I am winning by NOT killing myself
If I make it to the night, I am happy because I made it through another day. I hope someone can relate.
I can. At night all the normal people go to sleep and with them go any obligations I might have had during daytime.
At night I can be.
>>24489130
the words in that image are too real
jesus christ
>>24489130
play well pugger
Post-wall femanon here (27 y/o). Sad to say it and other femanons wont want me sharing this, but life sucks post-wall. We dont get the attention we used to, and we start to despise anyone whos better looking or happier than us. Guys I used to laugh at and would never give time of day, now won't give ME time of day. Im alone destined to hook up w someone my dads age. Its really sad. So to summarize this, youre right, we are shit, but after we hit the wall, were in the exact same boat as you .
winona ryder looks like an older anne frank
THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED
>>24647760
Idk I'm the same age as you and I'm just not giving a fuck went full fat whore Amy Shumer style.
>>24647760
BTFO all females on suicide watch
Now excuse me as I go to watch my pre wall oneitis' twitter because like I said shes on watch.
Only 4 more days left until your next 2 days of freedom, wagekek.
4 more days until my big pay check
Thx for reminding me loser!
>>24647099
Yeah 4 days of being a succesful architect, then it's out partying with my pals.
What are you doing yourself? Oh? Leeching off of society because of your own laziness, then crying because your only human contact is with your mom?
Wagie defense force is out tonight
At what age would you say it's too late for somebody?
Whatever age you are, Anon.
>>24646907
>>24646907
some say 30
some say 40
some say whenever
who gives a shit
youre already dead
>>24646907
Too late for what?
Reminder that anytime you dress like anything ITTaka anything normal/practical that doesnt cost $43214234there's a /fa/ user ((cringing)) thinking to himself "omg where did he buy those shoes? jc penny?"
>>>/fa/10653842
I'm a fucking IDIOT i forgot to include the link
but I'm a /fa/ user and I think those jeans and jacket look pretty dope. Hood is a little wonky, but whatever. Trust me, /fa/ is an even worse board than /r9k/, believe it or not.
you're a stupid fucking retard opie
most of the fits in that thread are expensive pieces put together like shit
off yourself
Who /A E S T H E T I C/ here?
Need some shit to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4QZJXcBqrg
>>24646602
listen to Mahler, its earth-shattering music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9g3ioQ6QjA
>>24646602
vaporwave is shit.
>>24646733
Totally screams abandoned malls, consumerism and late 20th century nostaliga, nailed it m8
>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sorted life out in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls
If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.
- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students)
- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
- Humblebrag about banging many chicks and saying their race doesn't really rank that high
It really does heal something in me
noice
maybe I should follow your steps senpai
>>24646480
keep up god's work senpai
>If I think the girl would have rejected the old me
How do you judge?
Hey. Any robots up for a Skype thread?
I seriously tried to find some internet friends for months now, but it's impossible. Most places are riddled with normalfaggotry, I'm going to try here for the last time because here people hate my type too.
Anyway, I really rather not go into any major details about myself but I'll just say that I'm a diagnosed schizophrenic, still ended up in the army because it's mandatory in my country and have a shit load of free time.
My Skype is "summoning.."
Without the " and with the 2 dots. Also, its best if you're from Europe because of the damn time differences.
Don't fail me, robots, please, I'm lonely and nobody loves me ;___;
>>24646227
you are schizophrenic and you want us to add you? no thanks
>< pic related
>implying I skype chat with psychos top kek op
>>24646274
It's not that bad. I don't have hallucinations or much of the positive symptoms. Which basically makes me a lot like most of r9k
How do I stop thinking about a girl who broke my heart but I'm still madly in love with? It's driving me nuts.
ignore her and focus on self improvement
>>24645973
This is the kek mentality. You don't even need to buy into the whole alpha shit to see that. Are you a kek? Is that what you want to be?
drink, play vidya
what do you guys think about pupinia?
NASTY LITTLE CUNT SHE IS.
>>24645888
deserves to be raped by every robot on this boardme first tho
>>24645888
literally who?
bollox
How do you get a job? srsly
>>24645760
resume
cover letter (probably not needed for service and fast food jobs)
and then apply to everything
or do it the easy way and get connections
>>24645760
Become a dishwasher.
>>24645789
Should I write down the list of VN I played on my resume?
Why do normies eat shit like this up?
Seriously, even if it was true which it clearly fucking isn't, why would you feel the need to post it to facebook if you weren't a self-centered, self gratifying cunt?
>>24645138
She did a good deed and none of her friends were around to see it. That's not fair. Gotta advertise
>>24645508
this.
gotta get those likes up.
maybe it'll even go viral!!!!1111111111
>>24645138
yea because transactions totally work without any verification via phone.
