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>people post #thanksgivingwithwhitefamilies
>white people make their own
>LMAO raciss whitey can't banter
I remember before niggers started being faggots on Twitter, shiiieeet comics would get posted all the time to shitskin tears.
Pic related; whites can banter
White people cant be funny and this is proof
>>24641881
that one isn't, but the shhhheeeeiiiiiit meme is.
>>24641918
You're corny but that is because of your white genes
Just got fired from my job today. I stole about $75. I just started working there, too as the manager. I sent the boss an email 2 hours after I was let go pleading my case saying how I am sorry and wont do it again, but in better words.
Now what? Do I look for another job and wait for a response from the old boss? Do I tell my parents now or wait a few days? This is the 3rd job this year I've been let go from. The other two I just wasn't a fit at the company, nothing malicious.
>admitting your crime in writing
You goin ta jail!!!
you deserved it desu also nobody is going to want to hire you after this too congrats c:
lol
what was your job and how did you steal the money ?
Post autistic things you did in high school
>last year of hs, my birthday, best fem from class (it was humanistic profile tho) coming through me
>"anon, my ass is full of chalk, could you wipe it off?"
I know it was beta thing to do, but damn this ass, she had leggins, and was pear-shaped qt redhead, still masturbate to her facebook sometimes
>>24641733
which part of that was autistic
>>24641733
Did you put this through google translate?
>>24641772
its my second year in english internet already. I am handling conversation well, but sometimes i have problem in articulating myself when it goes into longer stories
Uni thread. Get in here faggots
>Coursework to difficult
>No friends
>20 y/o kissless virgin
>I don't know what's even the point anymore
>700 words due Friday that I haven't started
Eheheheheh
>>24641822
>700 words
I hope the rest of kindergarten goes well for you
>Have to do a database in microsoft access
>It's due tomorrow
>I barely started
>don't know what to do or how to do it
Community college is suffering.
anyone have any protip on how to find the motivation or do quick easy training. im asking here instead of fit cus im depressed and just some "man up" wont help
>>24641573
Nothing really, it has to do with testosterone levels.
That is why women are such lazy fucks who leach off men, low test, just like you.
>>24641573
You don't need motivation, you need discipline. Learn that and you'll succeed.
>>24641573
Personally I find pullups are really good. You can usually find somewhere to do them at home, they're decent strength training without needing weights, and you can start of doing inverted ones if you suck ass at them. They feel really good to do, your arms and upper back loll afterwards.
Problem is you have to not be a complete fatfuck to start with. If you're a fatty you need you need to eat less first.
How do I cope with being a black woman who is salty that she was not born a chubby faced Asian girl?
Killing yourself and reborning into one
>tfw want to be seen as precious and vulnerable by some man other than my father
>tfw dark-skin, 5'9'', daria-like monotone, and have resting I-want-to-die face
>tfw will be found adorable
Embrace your transracial identity and move to Japan.
Do not be shy.
I run a Youtube channel about cosplay and I also run a beauty blog. It saddens me when I read up posts on /cgl/ or on my tumblr/twitter about someone who saw me at a convention, but was too anxious to go say 'hi' to me and ask for a picture. As long as the person you want to meet is at a convention type setting , they probably won't mind meeting fans or people. If you see us while grocery shopping or out with family, then yes please leave us alone. At a convention, we expect to see people like you and we always are happy and excited to meet fans. If you're really anxious, just keep it simple. You don't even need to mention you're a big fan or how much you donated or how long you have been following us. Just say "hello" and ask for a picture and be on your way. Quick and easy and no one is being put on the spot.
Who are you and why should I care about anything you have to say?
I'm just saying that if you're shy about meeting a musician, cosplayer, or Youtube celebrity, you shouldn't feel anxious about it if you see them at a convention. Come take a picture with us. We won't mind as long as you ask and give us some personal space when taking a picture.
>>24641439
>if you see us grocery shopping please leave us alone
>you don't have to mention how much you donated
>you give me free money and quite literally help support my retarded tumblr-girl lifestyle out of the kindness of your heart, but please don't ever tell me that or even talk to me unless invited by social convention
Modern American women are beyond hope.
I spoke to a girl today
>>24641438
Baby steps, anon. We're all gonna make it
Nice one OP.
Other than cashiers and my mom I haven't spoken to one since July but that isn't too long compared to many people on here. Hopefully I can speak to one soon
>>24641438
Don't go around scaring girls, anon.
Anyone else afraid of sex/ disgusted by sex/ unable to have sex? What made you this way? What do you do with your hours of free time?
only fapless virgins allowed
I was raped by my uncle when I was 13. Now I recoil at the touch of a man. I can hug my female friend or they can touch my arms, shoulders but if a guy did the same thing I freeze and can't breathe. I can't imagine having sex with a guy.
>>24641576
I have the same anxieties, except I wasn't raped. I asked my parents if something happened to me with men but they assure me nothing did. I have trouble even looking people in the face, I'll never be intimate.
>>24641576
Do you still like men though?
It's kinda the same for me with females, I wasn't raped or anything, but I freeze even when girls are only talking to me, it's such an irrational fear
>be me
>12
>moms are driving me to school
>the sweater song comes on the radio
>goosebumps and tremors
>song stuck in head for weeks until find out who plays the song
>still favorite song 10 years later
Weezer is god-teir
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER
>>24641427
HOLD THIS /THREAD/ AS I WALK AWAY
My favorite song had been say it ain't so for as long as I can remember. One of the few songs that just never gets old to me no matter how many times I hear it. Weezer is the shit my man.
How does it feel to know you'll never have perfect teenage romance, robots? Or love in your 20s, 30s, or any decade thereafter?
Couldn't you just ask yourself that question?
>>24641454
I've had and will continue to have relationships. I came here from /lgbt/.
>>24641482
>had a relationship
>/lgbt/
see you in hell degenerate scum
Did anyone go to that horrible cancer group Skype call that Nam had like 7 hours ago?
It was horrible. Nam(who is a girl) who is supposed to be a fembot brought her Chad friend to it and he was such a newfags and was just making fun of us robots.
It was all awful.
>>24641349
Was anyone there?
>>24641349
There's no such thing as a "fembot" you dumbshit. Stop orbiting.
>>24641349
w0ts ur skype lad?
I'll add you to a dead skype chat. Some one there can add you to better ones.
>tfw no 6' gf to sit on my face
>>24641301
This feel. I know it.
>>24641301
>tfw no 5' gf to lays on my chest
>>24641539
>tfw no 5' gf to lay on and poop and pee on your chest in bed
Ask a normie who's engaged anything.
>>24641274
Why are you posting on this board?
What is point of marrying?
Marrying = Signing legal contract
other than that it doesnt have purpuse then what yo call hurrr durr thats sumtin special u cant understund...
>>24641274
What's your address? What's the date & location of the wedding?
>anon thanks for taking me tohmm mmmgghh mmrrgggh mmmrhggh aaarrgghgggh
Stealing is wrong. and MAN THE HARPOONS
desu senpai id hit it
Rob Zdar built a b-movie career out of his cherubism
