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>end up at school party somehow
>Chad is telling a bunch of girls how he was diagnosed with autism and how it explains why he doesn't always know what to say to people
>"oh chad you're so strong and brave sharing that with us"
REEEEEEEEE
you can literally be a sperg and get away with it as long as you are attractive
Fuck all these shallow bitches
>>24493055
>you can literally be a sperg and get away with it as long as you are attractive
tell that to elliot rodgers
>>24493076
He was average, maybe slightly above
This guy was like 9/10 and just telling people he was autistic and they were still gushing over him
>>24493093
he was at least a 7 and could easily be higher depending on being less sweaty
He just expected women to straight up ask him out and didn't take any initiative of his own
odds are girls did flirt with him but weren't direct enough to pierce his autism
My cats whiskers are brushing up against my arm and it feels like there's a million fucking bugs crawling on me. I keep seeing people in the shadows of my home. I'm shaking. I have to dictate this post through Siri. Send. Help.
snuggle your cat senpai
just stop using apple products, they're clearly giving you brain damage
I havent talked face to face with another person in 3 years.
Self-pity thread
If you are an only child, consider the fact that even the weakest and most awkward of your ancestors were consistently able to find a mate. But unfortunately that's not quite as easy for you, and their dreams of their strong and noble name lasting well into the future will end with you. Your ancestors look down on you from above, hoping you'll be able to have a child, but as each day, month, and year passes without anything happening, you disappoint them more.
This is how I feel.
>Your ancestors are looking down from heaven
Tell me more about what my ancestors are doing OP.
>>24492852
I didn't say heaven.
But just imagine what they would say if they came back to life and met the person at whom their lineage ends. Would they be proud?
>>24492801
>tfw already passed on my name
only child desu senpai
Just unofficially quit my job by walking the fuck out and ignoring calls
I feel so fucking dirty and uncomfortable
I've never done anything like this before, did I make a huge mistake?
yea
you acted like a 6y old
>tantrums
grow up
>>24492806
don't be silly anon
6 year olds can't have jobs
>>24492787
Could've tried quitting your job normally.
So is Adderall and Xanax supposed to be "recreational" and "fun" because they both sort of suck
I don't get why you'd buy it off the street if youre not medically prescribed if you could just have weed or something
In my opinion they shouldn't even be scheduled
>>24492410
>mfw I was put on Adderall as a kid and it fucked me up for life
>mfw normies take it "recreationally" or "to help me study lmao"
>>24492410
I've been on Adderall for 15 years and the only person I give it to is my roommate. Just like >>24492474 said is pretty much true, but he is my roommate and I do care for him as a true friend. However I told him all the shit adderall can and will do to you. Of course they are all the same, "Muh body is different" bullshit. But I told him once you start getting ticked off easily and suicidal thoughts. Tell me instantly
>>24492410
Are you black? You sound black.
So last week I was talking to a female friend from Uni (a girl I like), we were just talking about general stuff and then I mentioned I was going to the movies later that week.
She responded with "Oooooo with a girl??"
What do they always mean with this? Is this general boy-girl friend speech or was she fishing for something to find out if I was interested in someone else?
Any other "girl lingo" you guys have encountered that have thrown you for an autistic loop?
>>24492039
Seems like friendly conversation from a nosey girl. She probably just sees you as a friend, but you can always say something like "will just be me unless you wanna go". Women are weird, and you shouldnt try to read into what they say or do, it'll just hurt your head
>>24492039
>I was talking to a female friend
>>>/adv/
fuck outta here normfaggot
if we understood women any better than you we wouldn't be here with no gfs now would we?
>tfw you feel like you don't deserve the amount of misery your life has brought upon you so you decide to mold yourself into a piece of shit so it feels like the world makes sense and that you brought this misfortune upon yourself
How far will my madness take me, /r9k/?
>>24491860
To suicide eventually
>>24491870
this desu senpai just bee yourself
>>24491870
sounds comfy
it's unfortunate that my comment is not original
Who else /kindalonely/ here?
I am. I have a small group of pretty close friends but I almost never see them in person.
I still live at home with my parents and I have a good relationship with them, but it isn't enough.
I don't want to go out constantly or party or anything, but I wish I had a bit more of a social life. Maybe I'd have a chance of meeting someone too. Probably not.
>>24491722
why don't you go see your friends, anon?
>>24491689
This is now a Dr. Steve Brule thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J7PAaZ1eug
Whats wrong with me /r9k/?
I broke up with ex and she called me crying and couldn't stop laughing. I was just laughing uncontrollably for a good 5minutes while she kept crying. I don't know why but I liked that feeling, It felt so good.
And the other day this girl was telling me how she got raped and I literally couldn't keep a straight face.
Not trying to sound edgy but I totally did this every time my gf/ex-gf cried too
what the hell
>>24491663
Literally same, I'm not even trying to sound edgy. My gf started crying about her friend and I just sat there trying not to smirk.
>Poll: What will happen to Kent?
[ ] Suicide
[ ] Shooting
[ ] Police kill him b/c he black
[ ] NEET / Nothing / No updates / Forgotten
[ ] Will get GF and live happily ever after
http://strawpoll.me/6087554
that looks more like BryanVlogs desu
>>24491612
He will settle down with a nice white woman.
Screencap this
Same thing that happened to Kent State
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Jeb! 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Wednesday at work. I have no pictures yet.
That's fucking wierd. Yeah get her number and her name.
>>24491459
she seems quirky and cute, and knowing she supports Jeb Bush she wants to free her country from the foreign hordes that are disintegrating its society and culture.
Why is this shitty green text story everywhere?
>get a text that just says "we need to talk."
>>24491382
>talking to people
That message better be from one of your parents.
>>24491427
it's from my longterm (ie five years together) gf
BELIEVE IT OR NOT GEORGE ISN'T AT HOME
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP
I MUST BE OUT
OR I'D PICK UP THE PHONE
WHERE COULD I BE
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M NOT HOME
Reminder that your past love is living her life happily with someone else.
>>24491298
jokes on you I have no past love
>>24491298
I downloaded that movie for the porn but stayed for the feels
>>24491298
that movie sucked ass except for the porn scenes
>torrenting video of attractive people doing things to each other
>seeders keep disappearing, only see a few at 100%
>random dude in Thailand starts seeding this afternoon
>South Korean joins in
Thank you my Asian brothers and sisters, for producing and seeding the weird shit I need to get off.
what kind of things anon?
>>24491318
This stuff
>>24491516
it's ok you can tell me
>Looks a gril will NEVER give you
>>24491200
I could post any look. Women dont even look at me with disgust, it's like they look right through me. I dont even try talking to them, i'm a ghost to them, I'd probably spoop them
two plus two
>>24491239
>literally the first thing i selected was the picture and it didnt post
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nxRCPTg.png "latest[1]")
