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Is she right /r9k/? why?.
Fuck off Misaki, unless you actually feel pain at least 23 hours a day, your graph is dogshit
Nope. If she embraced the NEET lyfe, she'd know it's 99% enjoyable and 1% painful.
What anime is this?
Bad robot bad
If you are hungry, I will offer my doritos
If you are thirsty, I will offer my mountain dew
If you are cold, I will offer my trench coat
If you are in need, tip your fedora and I will give
If you are in trouble, tip your fedora and I will help
Moot isn't a fag
Is this OC kid? Thats a cool meme
>>24505000
treips of neckbeardyness can confirm your truly noble intentions, may you live long, and prosper through your deeds to mankind.
>heard about STEAM today for the first time
>Science, technology, engineering, arts, and mathematics
>look it up - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEAM_fields
>liberal artfags are really pushing this because they think the term 'STEM' is making their professions useless
>mfw
holy fuck these dumb fuckers are delusional
As far as I know STEAM refers more to product design/architectural studies and shit like that. As in, STEM fields that require an aspect of creativity and aesthetic. It's not just art students trying to be relevant.
>>24504854
>Science and Technology, interpreted through Engineering and the Arts, all based in elements of Mathematics.
They're just making stuff up. It's like they're writing abstract poetry, but this is their PR stuff that they think actually makes sense as a good business plan.
In what shithole liberal arts college did this fuckery originate?
>implying OP didn't make up and write this article himself just to get a few replies on an Indian street-pooping forum
>>24504941
>>implying OP didn't make up and write this article himself just to get a few replies on an Indian street-pooping forum
the page is about 3 and a half years old, so...
What is the gay version of Chad? Fernando?
Fernando Martinez
Pic related, whatever it is it's what I am
Male version of a roastie right there
>muh uncut masterrace
what's it like not being fat guys, I've been overweight ever since I can remember. I've lost weight put it back on lost weight put it back on. It's a never ending cycle.
>>24504432
pic related I have that body type but my belly isn't that big...yet
>>24504432
you know, i see guys fatter than that walking around all day, every day. the guy in pic could lean up and get vscularity in 6 months of a 500 calorie deficit, he is nowhere near abomination-point-of-no-return-tier fat
>>24504583
You're not wrong, he only got fat for like 2 seasons of his TV show
How do you find out what you enjoy?
Try out a lot of new things
>do thing
>feel pleasure
>keep doing thing
Not hard m8. Just dont force yourself to enjoy things you dont like. I used to do that a lot then I realized there's nothing wrong with disliking a lot of stuff.
put a finger or two in your bum
oops! i tripped~
Porn is the biggest lie ever
>>24504230
*unzips dick*
Woooah looks like I fell too HAHA
>>24504259
this is photoshopped
i can tell because of the pixels and ive seen many photoshops in my time
>tfw the only people that ever admit they are into me are mentally unstable people
i just want someone stable
worse than being alone
I'll be yours~
I'm in the military and I know this feel
>stable people are dumb and assume the worst
>unstable people attach themselves to you and pretend to be stable so you'll give them your time
Both civilian and military. I'm more neurotic than ever. Paranoid. Apathetic. Accidentally hurtful and rough around the edges. I feel like an outside dog trying to be an inside dog.
>>24504213
>>24504928
simply rid yourselves of sanity and everyone you thought was a nut-job in the past will seem reasonable and scholarly.
A girl I've liked for two years just told me that a relationship between us wouldn't work out and that she likes other guys.
Should I just kill myself?
>>24504089
It hasn't gotten any better for me anon. Take that as you will
no.
there's nothing wrong with suicide but it should be done for a good reason, not just because of some woman.
At least she told you so instead of just ignoring you.
>in english
>have to create an essay on problems of world
>do mine on modern day western feminism and why it's dumb, primarily focusing on the Wage Gap myth
>finish 5 page paper, full of statistics to show why the wage gap is bs but feminists still constantly brings it up to victimize themselves
>turn in draft
>teacher comes to talk to me
>"Anon this is too hostile to feminists"
>"Anon you don't have enough evidence!"
>"Anon show me your source on that statistic i dont believe you!"
>"Anon look at this website that shows the earnings between men and women!!"
>starts reading feminist websites
>"Oh wow this is interesting. don't you think this is really sad anon???"
>reads to me "women of all races still earn less"
>shows me bar graph showing women's earnings
>"But anon, see, it's improving but still not equal!!!"
>Literally going to get a B or C because teacher is a faggot
Kill me now
>>24503995
What does any of this have to do with an English class
>>24503995
post the paper op or it didnt happen
>>24504044
I'm sure it's a 100% legit story. That's why there's a picture of a smug frog with a fedora next to it.
>that feel when your parents are normies
My dad is the biggest type of normie, full on societal glue type man.
You know Hank from Breaking Bad? That type of guy is the biggest normie ever, literally a society man. My dad is exactly like that
my dad is a rock drummer and super cool. I have no idea how he ended up with a robot son.
Why is he wearing a skirt?
I got a qt gf last week but I still come back here. What's wrong with me?
robots cant turn themselves off, it would mean certain death
Really?
When a new WoW patch comes out I leave this place for months before I return.
Same thing for whenever I find some new interesting things to do.
If I ever got a GF I wouldn't even come to 4chan anymore let alone r9k.
Because these niggers are hilarious?
where does it all go wrong for us?
how can this even happen?
how do we end up so anomalous and disconnected?
i used to think i was just talking weirdly or using the wrong body language, but after such a long time its obvious that being an unlovable reject is at the core of who i am
>>24503762
i'm fine I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
speak for yourself faggot
>>24503762
That's what happens when you isolate yourself maaaaan
>>24503762
this is also me anon, just depends if you still have hope, i do
so does anyone else like sustain atleast 6 liters of piss bottles in their room and about a gallon of so or water to sustain to avoid seeing other people outside your room? i do this before anyone comes home, empty the pee bottles, grab 3 liters of ice water, eat something maybe grab small snackems until parents make food, then they do and i'll pretend to come out happy and such like im working on important things or like ive been reading and just havent came out cause of that. once in a while my mom will give me some beer or mix me drinks because im pretty sure she knows im depressed as fuck (yes im 22), this might get me to go talk to them for a while which i think they hate but they always say they want me to quit staying in my room all the time. and i even just recieved information a relative just died, how does your day go for you guys?
your life sucks
that feel when you waft the contained gas after unscrewing the top of your piss bottle
>>24503906
thank you for the reassurance
How do i write CV
First you start with a crescent shape starting from the right, this forms the C. Then you follow up with two diagonal lines, first going from left to right top to bottom, then going back up. This forms the V.
Combine both of these methods and you have written CV.
>>24503545
>make up a fake job on craigslist or whatever job seeking site
>watch as people email you their perfect Cvs
>copy their cvs
there, not hard
>>24503545
Hello robot.
I look at CV's a lot as part of my job (I lead an IT team) and since I happened to stumble across your post, I'd like to help you.
Tell me:
What kind of job youre going for?
Any experience?
What kind of education or training?
...just to start off.
