>"Ha ha, Anon you're such a nerd! You're just like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory!"
a tiny red headed lesbian said I was like an attractive big bang theory character
I hope that is a good thing
>>24513918
>"Ha ha, anon, you look just like Harry Potter."
>Ha ha, fuckyoubitch.
>>24513918
Fuck. You.
Don't ever talk to me again.
Who here
/Grown out of Anime, MLP and FurFaggotry/ ?
>>24513886
>MLP and FurFaggotry
If you were ever part of those fandoms, you should fucking kill yourself
>>24513886
Is MLP still a thing? I used to watch the show on and off but I stopped like three years ago. I always wondered what came of it.
>>24513886
I watched I think 3 seasons of MLP as a high schooler because I was a reddit faggot
it didn't seem very good. it was about the same as most cartoons. all those people who like it seem to be just trying to be unique
Christmas is almost here mates
>join leddit secret santa
>don't send anything
scored a fountain pen last year
>>24514215
Suppose I signup with an account and don't send anything, do I get banned or some shit?
>>24514265
not on your reddit account you won't
>born in eastern Europe
>Bulgarian college diplomas aren't accepted in the west because shit quality of education
>the only way to go to a normal college is to be a borderline genius and get a full subsidy by a foreign private college
>I must literally be a genius to study in a school every western european/american middle class idiot can enter
>if i stay in Bulgaria, i am doomed to be a NEET poorfag because the only...
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>>24513585
Send your sister here to suck my dick and she can send back the money to you guys
That's what every other woman in Bulgaria is doing.
Hahahaha!
Don't leave your country. Don't go to Germany to do pleb jobs. Become a professional soldier and protect your homeland.
>>24513623
Tfw no qt Bulgarian sister
QUICK, WHAT'S THE FASTEST AND EASIEST WAY TO GET LAID
>>24513573
Grab a greyhound to Nevada, where prostitution is generally legal outside of vegas.
Fast and easy, but not cheap.
buy a prostitute
Walk into a brothel with cash
alternatively buy some crack and find a homeless chick
Do you know any other loons like her that still make videos?
Who is she? Post some of her vids
I saw a picture of that hunchie standing around with friends. I felt betrayed finding out she was a normie shit.
Fuck Ashley.
>>24513607
I also felt bad when I saw Rose gathered with people. It felt like she had betrayed me. I still love her tho.
I keep thinking of ways to reestablish contact with friends I abruptly stopped talking to long ago. Thinking about how things could be like they used to, or how things can go wrong and they'll hate me even more.
Anyone else do this?
The loneliness is just too much at this point.
I went no contact like 3 years ago. I've only recently come to terms with the fact that they're no longer my friends. I have new friends now. I used to think my old friends were irreplaceable but they weren't. People I can get along with are rare but not impossible to find. My old friends wouldn't even recognize me it's been so long. Life goes on.
>>24513462
Going through this too anon, I'm just thinking about how it would just be easy to just go and do things with my friends like we used to.
But it's been so long since I've ever spoken to them, I feel like I might end up just fucking it up.
>>24513523
I guess I should come to terms with that as well. It's just that I don't have any other friends and I really liked the few I had, I was just too much of a depressed wreck to maintain contact with them, I still am.
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Carly Fiorina campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
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I thought you meant tramadol and was going to help but after reading I can't. Sorry.
>>24513443
>Carly for America
>drinks on "tram", whatever that is
>>24513443
Nice repost fucking faggot
How does it feel being a sweaty blob of a human being? You say we are "wageslaves", yet you are dependent on the welfare system. Every day you go to Shitway and order diabetes with a side of acne. Those people are working too, fags. If you want to become fully independent learn some actual skills. Most of you will die at 50, sedentary on the couch with your organs failing.
Go to the doctor? Noooo, that's for normies! You're special, anon, you're better than Chad! When real life breaks through your door you realize some things can't be fixed....
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>>24513327
Meditate on this, wagie. Our battle is one of propaganda. Guess who has the most time to shitpost? Oh right, NEETS. While you're fellating your Money Dispensary, NEETS are TICKTOCKposting. While you're going to bed early, NEETS are shitposting. While you're piddling away your life at your job, NEETS are working on innovations in shitposting technology. You can't win.
We have you beat, WageSlave. We've won from the beginning and there's nothing you can do. It's a matter...
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>>24513327
I do not represent all NEETkeks, but I live from a trust fund left to me...Rich NEET life is the best life a man can have...
>>24513416
This. /r9k/ would be nothing without our bountiful OC.
>just stop caring bro and they'll come to you
The sad thing is that this probably works for Chad
but it's true, when you don't care and just be you-
on second thought, this might only be true for attractive people who can for a sentence or two in public.
sorry anon.
>>24513109
It's true but the joke is it only works if you really don't care.
If you really don't care, a buncha broads hanging around suddenly is pretty annoying.
Any of you guys been to a Psychiatrist? How was it? Was it worth going?
I think I have depression/anxiety/adhd/ and maybe schizophrenia. I'm just tired of thinking about killing myself daily and being pissed off all the time.
You should go. You'll have a 90 minute consultation and the end of which they'll wrote you a prescirption for whatever drug you need.
Or just keep bitching how unfair everything is on r9k
Your call.
Yes when I was neet I saw a psychiatrist and eventually I ended up just lashing out at him until he snapped at me. Then he told me to go to grad school to get my master's and now I'm in grad school and I have friends again and life is back to normal. So basically I took his advice and it helped me which is frankly very embarassing since I treated him like shit.
>>24513128
I don't want to get yelled at..
why are normies such fucking animals?
why do they camp out for 10% discounts
>>24513000
Normies die trying to get a holiday deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_XOSE2AqSE
Thank god that shit doesn't happen here.
>>24513000
Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.
Who here /doingnothingwithlife/?
Only 7 more riddler trophies left so...
not I.
>>24512821
I lost two hundred dollars today because it basically fell out of my bag I forgot to zip back up
who /completefuckuphere/?
>wake up
>work
>eat
>work more
>eat again
>vidya
>sleep
>uni feels thread
Hows your college experience going in terms of overall social experience?
Mines not good and I'm transferring as a junior. How do I do better this time and make friends?
>1500 word essay due tomorrow
>Have not started because work overload and suicidal tendencies
>Wouldn't be worried at all but requires three academic sources
>>24512817
Tbh there isn't a worse place to ask
Go ask the relevant reddit board (srs)
>>24512817
English major and I haven't read half of the books that have been assigned. I just bullshit papers and get A's.
Do you think black humor is entertaining?
Old School black humor, not this self-serving excessive twitter/instagram/vine meme bullshit
EX* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtTJ3eJZAGo
Black humour (skin colour) is shit. Black comedy (tone) is good.
>>24513078
you are right
>>24512751
this is shit