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How do I convince my gf that unprotected oral sex is a bad idea?
Kill her and then kill yourself.
>>24529875
So you want her to suck you with a condom or do you wanna make sure she will demand the other guys she is sucking to wear one?
>>24530876
lmao maybe she's a hooker and he doesn't want to kiss her cummy lips?
super important plz respond
Chinese immigrant
>>24529580
i actually understand this, to be honest familie
>>24529580
please try to take this a little more seriously. there are lives on the line.
Is anyone else here bipolar? I was diagnosed with bipolar 1 a little over a year ago, thought it was complete bull shit and refused to believe it. I never went back for treatment. Looking back over the last year though its pretty hard to deny it. What do I do?
I get weird mood swings, sometimes I'll be sitting around at work minding my own business and within the space of ten minutes I'll get really fucking down and think about how much I hate myself and everything around me for a few hours. Usually balances out again after that. Or I'll spend hours trying to get to sleep with my thoughts racing and constantly fidgeting and rolling around. I tend to say and do stupid stuff and get more boisterous in that mindset, too.
So, maybe. Maybe not. Never seen anybody about it because too scared
There are some other problems too but that's the one that has the most impact on life
What symptoms do you have for it?
I'm an art major, I went from getting up at 5 in the morning and putting in over 12 hours a day in the studio, kicked out this 8 by 10 foot drawing in a week, kicked out another 7 by 4 foot drawing in a day, a bunch of other stuff very realistically drawn. Literally thought I was the next picasso, thought I was going to make the next art movement. Was getting lots of good feedback from professors etc also. Extreme confidence, kicking ass. Professors were loving it.
Then everything blew up out of know where, 6 days where I haven't made any work, I'm going to sleep at 3-5 in the morning and waking up at noon. For the first few days I was very high energy and depressed at the same time, was very hostile to my professors for a couple days. Now my mind is like scrambled eggs, no creativity at all. Just sitting around in my room drinking. Feel like I'm going insane a little. My confidence went from extreme to literally nothing, I think all my stuff is garbage right now.
I just want to meet someone who makes me feel like life is worth living, someone who can rekindle the desire to go about my day. Is that too much?
>>24528841
>Is that too much?
Yes.
No one will rekindle your life if you don't rekindle theirs in return.Which you never will. Kill yourself.
>>24528841
Almost everyone's life is as shitty as yours, even if they don't realize it. We all have to do the same mundane things (eat, sleep, shit, clip our nails, work, etc.) and suffer the same indignities (aging, illness, accidents, etc.).
I don't know how normalfags do it to be honest, how do they see things?
>tfw attracted to my friend's 14 year old sister
>daydream about us being a couple
>im twenty fucking one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are normies so disgusted by pedophiles?
>>24528830
Just wait 2-4 years anon then it's a green light.tfw 16 year old girl used me as her fuck friend when I was 25
she had more sex than I ever did tho
>>24528988
She has 3 older brothers and two can kick my shit in for sure
Who else here /self-improvement/?
>Picked up guitar, really fun hobby, expensive tho.
>Started to become /fit/
>Trying to become a bit more ef/fa/y
>Seen a dermatologist and got some meds for treating my acne.
>Started an orthodontics course to help my teeth.
>Trting to become more /lit/ and read to become a more interesting person.
Have about a 7-8/10 face as well, depends really as I'm very germanic looking, blond dark blue eyes, strong jawline and cheekbones, some girls like that others don't. I'm lucky to have somewhat low standards as well, you just need to be not fat and have an unusual or pretty looking face.
Im considering nofap as well, is that actually worth it?
Overall, i'm feeling pretty good and think this board with all the negativity recently needs some positivity.
>>24528796
>>24528796
This board is full of shit friendo and i just wanted to let you know that i feel super stoked that anybody who has been here would consider improving themselves like you. Keep going breh.
>>24528823
Thanks, man
As far as I know, I get one shot at this thing called life so am gonna try and make it as good as possible.
>>24528910
I just want my shot at life to be over.
yfw you realize all the obese children growing up and getting diabeetus will fuck over our medical infrastructure once they start loosing their feet and hands.
Obese adults are already fucking over our medical infrastructure
I got a degree in prosthetic engineering because I thought it was the coolest fucking thing on earth, and I'd be giving people their lives back.
Then my first two dozen contracts were all diabetics who don't deserve their lives back, because they didn't have lives in the first place. So I quit.
There goes a couple years of my life. I'm looking into building instruments now.
>>24528716
Autism: The Post
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. ayylmao uwotm9
How to get a gf who would lock my tiny dick into a chastity cage, would make me eat her out daily, would force me do the chores around the/her house, and would fuck other guys?
serious question
Keep doing exactly what you're doing
>>24528455
good try op
>>24528516
no, I'm dead serious, this is my fetish
I have used bacon grease and vegetable oil to masturbate, often, is there any negative effect this could have on my dick?
What things do you fap with anon?
>bacon grease
enjoy getting cancer
>>24528240
Au naturelle 99.99% of the time, some time I tried lotion and another shampoo (which sucked btw, dick was burning afterwards)
If you haven't noticed anything painful or any sores or anything by now it's probably alright for you to use.
I have never met someone in my life who used stuff for fapping, is this common?
Just man up and go outside and talk to women /r9k/, just be confident :)
http://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/3u5kth/psa_guy_accosting_women_in_downtown/
>>24527985
I bet the comments would be much more positive if he was good looking
Honeslty, he just looks extremely autistic in my opinion (or some similar sort of social disorder). His speech is robotic, his mind is overally analytical when it comes to terms of attractiveness/social interactions.
He has little extremely misplaced self-awareness, he's delusional towards the expections of others.
He's just trying to find a women and going extremely wrong about it, but he's not really malicious about it IMO, he just doesn't have any idea about how the social dynamics works and is convinced that the problem is on the girls' end and that he's doing everything correctly.
He could be actually quite normal person that could get a GF if only somone were to teach him a bit of social skills.
>>24528427
>>24528223
He's very tall and doesn't seem that ugly to me though.
>Enter thread
>Be encouraging and friendly for no reason
M A L E F I C
Thats pretty funny nice thread OP
>>24527521
When I do this I piss people off like nothing else.
>"Whaaaaaat?! I can fix my life? Fuck off you normie reeee!!11!!"
SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOE
WATCH ME CRANK IT
WATCH ME ROLL
WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
THEN SUPER MAN THAT HOE
>>24527257
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BMP SHH BMP SHH
haters gettin mad cause i got me some brand new kicks
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>tfw there's only eternal nothingness after Death.
What if there is a hell and heaven. And Chad gets to go to heaven. Just like he got to have fun in school. And got that high paying job after college? What if the afterlife is Chads time too?
>>24527043
>tfw you die in your own arms
Why do people talk about nothingness after death?
Death is it, you don't get anything else after that. Using words to describe it is useless, even the word nothing brings something.
Death. That's it.
hey robots,
what is your best 'chad story'? by this i mean, what is the most amazing/horrible/incredible/repulsive thing that you've seen a Chad get away with simply because he was a Chad?
my first story is up next...
i was at a party once where some roastie and her bf were there. this other guy starts getting really touchy and grabby with the girl, to the point where he is behind her, with his arms around her, while the bf was sulking on the couch.
afterwards, she said 'oh he was just being nice, he wasn't trying to hit on me or grope me or anything' or some shit like that.
cmon you autists i know some of you have been in a social situation at least once in your lives...
Has anyone here fucked a MILF? What is the best place to meet them? I've considered going to casinos but the nearest one is a few hours away. I see hot older women in the grocery store all the time but they're usually wearing wedding rings. I know there has to be some bored, horny mature women who want to have a young boy for a sex adventure, but idk where to start looking.
Anyways, post MILF stories.
Craigslist I guess 2bh famiglia
find the bars where they hang out. it really can be that simple.
>small, busy, neighborhood bar on Saturday night
>drinking alone, getting tipsy, start dancing
>see two older women and a guy
>one woman and guy start dancing together, notice the other woman looking sideways in my direction
>go up and start dancing with her
>talk, not sperg out, have another drink with her
>she walks home with me
I walk fast and she was kinda out of shape so she was kinda out of breath by the time we got there. I had another two beers and then barely got my mostly limp dick inside her, too much alcohol. her body wasn't anything to write home about, but her pussy was super wet. like so bad everything she or i touched that night ended up smelling like pussy. was actually kinda gross the next day. she also insisted on having the lights off since i guess she was scared of me seeing her completely naked. body image issues i guess.
overall 10/10 experience, would repeat anytime
>>24526849
I'm in the same boat. I don't know where to meet older women, but nothing gets my dick harder than a mature woman with nice wide hips, a big fat ass, and big floppy tits.
I have sorta had one milf experience though. One of my friends mothers had the most perfect mom ass you could imagine. It was just so fat and round and perfect in every conceivable way. Used to fap to thought of it all the time. Anyways, one time while she was at our house, I was changing in my room and she had come up to get something out of my bathroom (bathroom was attached to my room and she didn't know I was there), so she opened the door, saw me stark naked with a semi hard on (they had come over to swim and I had just finished rubbing a quick one out to the thought of her so I wouldn't get a boner while swimming), gasped a little bit and apologized. Then her eyes drifted down to my package for a good 5-6 seconds, but it felt like several minutes at the time. I had a fantasy of getting naked in front of her and letting her /gfd/ me so I was experiencing a mix of pure bliss and horrible embarrassment. Didn't know what to do so I just stood there as my cock grew in front of her. She apologized again and then quickly shut the door. No one else ever said anything about it so I assume she didn't tell anyone, but from then on she was kinda flirty with me. She'd make subtle jokes about big dicks and then wink or smirk at me, stuff like that. I still fap to that memory pretty often. I wish I would've fucked her, It was at least worth a shot once I was legal age.
