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Who /blackfriday here
What are you gonna buy? I need a new laptop
>>24541340
You realize there's no such thing as Black Friday and the "discounts" are just the natural rates at which old technology depreciates?
I'll just wait until Cyber Monday. There's never any deals worth a damn. It's all low grade shit.
>>24541340
I'll buy a new life if I can get a good deal tbqh
you could do it, /r9k/
of course we could, this is how the English population grows.
That guy won the lottery. I'm even fucking kidding desu senpai.
>>24541237
>Implying I want to pass on my shit genes
>Implying I want my offspring to grow up to be suicidal robots
>Implying that chick isn't fucking that guy for his money
>Implying she isn't fucking Jamal or Chad on the side
/R9K/ IS INCREDIBLY SLOW RIGHT NOW!!!!
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?! SOMEONE HELP I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO
THIS THREAD WAS ON THE FRONTPAGE FOR LIKE 4 MINUTES
>>24541020
That's because all the normie "robots" are with their family and friends for thanksgiving
Because it's early in the morning in the country that matters
>i was in a relationship with my guy for two years and eventually began to "lose feelings" for him. we were madly in love with each other. it was a long distance relationship.
after breaking up with him, i dated 2-3 guys for almost a year and a half and then one fine day i realised what the hell am i doing.
that guy loved me so deeply, i had a perfect relationship and i simply dumped him to mess around with random people.
that was when i went back to him, apologized and promised him that i will never leave him again.
he had went through the worst. he at the first wasn't ready to forgive me but then relented.
we are now again together and it has been 5 years and i gave every single second of my life to build back my relationship.
thank god and thanks to him that he forgave me and now we are getting married.
so from my experience i can say...
give your girl enough time..appreciate every single gesture, every small thing that she does for you. make her feel loved.
And you're still going to cheat on him aren't you?
>>24541002
>cropped weeaboo shit
its a guy trolling you dumb fuck
>>24541002
Oh, relentlessly and unashamedly.
I thought you were fans of this nerd
>tfw no snow
Nevermind the girl, just give me the weather in that pic
>>24540969
if she gives me $5 I'll hug her
>>24540969
she's cute, but I'm not her fan.
>NEET
>get superhuman strangth
Why can't I be superhuman too?
>>24540896
he actually works out a lot
He put effort into his life and you didn't.
>>24540926
>>24540904
does he still do that routine?
It doesnt show him doing it
>first gf dumped me yesterday
>got fired from first job today
I was on the road to normiehood, now Im back home robots, back to NEET life, and I feel euphoric
>>24540796
Welcome homeThis is an original comment
>>24540796
The prodigal son has returned.
>>24540796
fuck you for leaving as soon as you got a taste of the normie life.
>Mfw I missed the only opportunities to girlfriends in school
>Now in college, thought it would get easier
>It's hard as fuck
>The only women that have shown interest in me are older women and single moms
>women showing interest at all
fuck off normie, the rest of us are still struggling to even have a normal conversation with a woman. Getting a gf is not even a possibility
college is the last easiest time to get a girlfriend
>>24540730
>be 13
>tfw became friends with a girl
>she liked me
>I liked her
>we became gf and bf
>one day her mom caught us cuddling on a bed
>her mom kicked me out and I couldn't come over anymore
>girl never talked to me after that
I-I had a chance.
What are you doing, slave? I told you that I scheduled you to work a double on Thanksgiving. Get to work or else you are fired.
And what are you doing out of the oven, Scholmo?
>implying I ever had job
>implying I'm an amerifat
>Getting an office job
Are there any actual Chads on here?
How much women have you fucked?
Blowjobs of course included, bcause I know you guys go "that doesn't count".
Probably about 20-25 different women if you include blow jobs. Uni was where most of that number was made up. Girls are pretty much down for anything in Uni and you can get into an FWB relationship very easily. Plus northern birds in the UK are just fucking tramps.
>>24540685
You know there aren't. Some claim to be, but come on. Even they know they aren't. It's just to rustle jimmies.
Chad here. Including blowjobs puts me over 100.
I have an 8x6 meme penis, and, yes, sometimes girls tell their qt friends about it and you get fucked by referral.
I met my current gf a few months ago because her friend (who I fucked via okcupid) told her I had a big cock that hit the back of her vagina & surprised her by making her cum so quickly.
Best instance: I was dating a hot freaky asian girl and she had a pretty big-titted arab friend visiting from out of town. Within two minutes of meeting me, the visitor took my gf aside to ask if I had a huge dick. She said she could just "sense it." My gf confirmed that I did and urged her to find out.
So I took her out to dinner, brought her home, put a blindfold on her and had her discover how big it gets with her mouth and hands.
My life is good.
Why havent you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior yet /r9k/?
>>24540299
>Why havent you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior yet /r9k/?
Because the bible is demonstrably false. If you're living in 2015 and seriously believe a book written 2000 years ago by a bunch of superstitious sheep fuckers then you are literally a retard.
>>24540299
Because he's a shitskin palestinian.
He's dead and may not have even existed in the first place.
Us NEETs like to brag about our existence but lets be honesy being a neet is the worst lifestyle.
You wagekeks have jobs, excess money, people to talk to at work.... Us NEETs have porn and the Internet.
It's just that we have all this free time and have no idea how to spend it. Truly a crux.
>Wagekek sockpuppet thread
You guys tried this before. It didn't work. As the saying goes: "Insanity is doing tge samething over and over again yet expecting a different result."
>>24540298
Wagekuck detected
Good morning, wagekek.
Happy Thanksgiving. Remember to be grateful. Afterall, you got a job so you can contribute to society. I thank you for the free disability. Without you, I would not have worked so hard when I was a wagekek to find all these grants for disabled people, start non-profit foundations to handle these grants, and use every single one of them to my advantage when I became disabled. Just to let you in, I got a nice, free huge turkey (price $50) that's in the crockpot right now.
So again, I thank you for my benefit. Enjoy your day off, and work extra hard for my benefits tomorrow.
Hello there, neetkek. Ready to leave the basement and be forced to socialize with auntie and grandma all day? And having to watch football with uncle Joe and pretend to be interested? Why, you even need to take a shower today.
>there is someone who sits here all day making these threads
>>24540270
every fucking day -_-
>2015
>trusting anyone but yourself
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
>>24540209
this is a completely true statement
everyone is in search of their own rational self interest, consider their motives when interpreting their words
>>24540209
>life is a game of civilization
>in the end nobody cares about you unless you have anything of value
OP's got the right idea
While your at work making Mr Goldberg's shekels I'll be at home enjoining yummy turkey all day
>>24540203
Thisturkey is good.
Fuck you holy shit yes I am fucking mad.
I do't even like turkey all that much anyways. I'll take a ham please.
