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Do you guys really ask for nudes only after talking to a girl for a short time? I just don't understand why you would when the chance it offends or weirds her out is higher than it actually working. Maybe I'm just atypical and boring, but if you're horny there's plenty of porn on the web.
I thought that was only a meme. I must be really boring.
You're stupid. If you need to ASK for nudes you're doing it wrong.
I used to get nudes sent to me in grade 12 because I was likeable and attractive. Not because I begged and asked like a kekold
Getting nudes is easy dude, what the fuck
To start off, I'm a guy. This dude I've known is really submissive as has started to ask me to control him. He voluntarily wants to go to glory holes but he wants me to "command"him to do it, then he wants to send me pics of him sucking dicks as proof. He wants me to dominate him and keep the keys to his dick cage. BUT. He wants to pay me to be his dom.
I'm worried that if he sucks dick for money and gives it to me that it'll end up being like prostitution and I don't want to go to jail. He won't leave me alone because he wants to give me his money and is in love with me.
>>24554181
but anon, it's called "financial domination" which makes it perfectly legal whereas being "a pimp" isn't.
>>24554181
Make like 500k on this, then bail. Best option. You can do that over the course of like 2 months, really.
That is totally bizarre.
Is futanari gay?
Explain your answer.
>>24554066
less gay than straight porn so
It depends on the context, really.
If it's futa on female, not at all, it's straighter than straight porn. You're removing the guy from the equation, but still watching someone actually get fugged.
If it's futa on male, that's an evolution of pegging.
If it's futa solo/futa on futa, that's where it starts to become more gay, if you're getting off on the fact that they have a cock and focus on it.
>>24554130
This. Exactly. You summed it up.
>create new thread revealing your innermost feels
>no replies
at least i'm there for you ,you can always reveal them again and i'll read them senpai
>>24553870
/r9k/ isn't your personal blog faggot
>>24553870
>>24553891
Roughly a minute apart, did you samefag this shit?
Oneitis messaged me out of the blue last week to catch up with me. I moved away for school a couple years ago and have essentially moved on. Became 6'2 and started lifting. Ignore her and don't message back, feels good brobots.
6'3 is the new manlet cutoff. She contacted you out of pity. Kill yourself.
>>24553803
Fucking kill yourself you piece of shit.
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>not pretending to be all excited to hang out
>fuck her
>THEN cut contact forever, never answering any messages
How is everyone's /thanksgiving/?
Let the turkey tell us
Mine was pretty good. The food was great, had a couple of beers and talked about all sorts of interesting shit with my great-uncle.
>Spending time with family
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not having cool family members to drink with.
Sucks to be you friend.
One day we'll destroy the Masters of Capital and set all wagekeks free. This much I promise you.
>>24553641
but he gives me, money for tendies, vidya and amiibos + people to be smug to
>>24553641
I can't get over how troll that image actually is. The NEET goes off and does advanced mathematics and physics, every day? More like goes off and plays dota for hours. I know it's a meme but seriously nobody believes that shit
>>24553761
Poe's Law
For once in my life I'm glad I was at thanksgiving this year. I saw something that was just too good and was better than any TV show.
>everyone gathers at aunts house
>18 year old autistic cousin shows up. Haven't seen in him a year so I wonder what he's obsessed with this year.
>he walks in with an american flag button up shirt and an american flag tie on
>apparently he's a patriot now.
>not much exceitment happens til dinner starts
>cousin stands up before anyone digs in and askes to say grace.
>everyone is kind of surprised but lets him do so thinking he's finally matured some.
>Cousin starts singing the star spangled banner, quiet well to be honest, and everyone in my family is trying not to ether crack up or flip there shit.
>Ends it with a "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
>dinner goes on and eventually dessert comes out
>here a strange whistle song and "bang" every couple seconds
>Star spangled cousin is using his spoon to fling M&Ms at my one uncle. making missle sounds and bangs as they hit him
>uncle gets pissed and tells him to stop
>Captian america cousin jumps up, slams his hands ont he table and starts shouting about how our uncles a fucking illegal boarder hopin bastard.
>our uncle goes tanning and aparently this made my cousin believe him to be a mexican.
>sevearl minutes of arguing later my cousin has pinned our uncle to the floor and is screem AMERICA over and over into his face.
Needless to say most everyone left after that and I took an entire pumpkin pie home with me. How did you're guys thanksgiving go?
I find this hard to habeeb OP
>>24553620
>ITT: /pol/ comes for Thanksgiving
>>24553707
I don't go to /pol/ so I don't know what you mean. but seeing this shit was funny as hell.
>2 weeks ago
>rejected by oneitis (who i have been living with for 2.5 months) while cuddling in her bed after watching a film when things got too physical
>fast forward today
>shit happens that stresses us all out last night
>this morning before uni we're cuddling on the sofa and she out of nowhere puts my hand on her tits and then lifts her top off and lets me play with them, while grabbing my cock through my harems
>this evening
>she comes back pretty drunk
>end up kissing, dry humping, nipple sucking, biting etc on the living room floor
>suddenly housemate arrives and comes downstairs and we have to quickly stop
>she looks a bit nervous/upset and shortly goes to bed
How to play it from here? Worried she's gonna regret it and reject me when she's sober... but also still convinced I have a pretty good chance.
>getting to touch and cuddle with a girl
Just why the fuck are you here normie? come to antagonize us?
>>24553328
>>24553328
Because I was once a robot, now I'm just a cyborg. The board is still relevant to me as I'm generally terrible with women and only have had sex once.
But err... yea... wut do?
fuckherrightinthepussy.webm
what the hell do people even do at work?
whats going on at peoples work that could possibly make them need to take up all those hours 5 sometimes 6 days a week?
im 28 and never had a job and this has always fascinated me
depends entirely on the job.
Blue collar jobs is usual 8 hours of actual work i.e building / doing something.
Office work varies and probably has more downtime unless its some random shit hole call center or something
>Work in law
>Traveling to courts, meeting clients, etc. takes time
>People aren't arrested just between the hours of 9-5PM
It'd be cool if no one had legal issues over the weekend or during holidays, but that's not how it works. Finish solving one legal issue, you've already picked up several others. It's good helping people get their lives back together and protect their legal rights. But it's far from always easy.
>work as part of campus dining services
>hours of just walking around cleaning up after slobby ROTC and Greek life kids and putting napkins in boxes
>tfw i can't tell the difference between /r9k/ and /b/
/b/ = normies going through their edgy phase in life
/r9k/ = actual autists living a life of autism
The sticky up top should make it easier to find your footing.
r9k = stale 4chan memes
/b/ = stale Reddit memes
>a minority of women will message you back
>a minority of those will lead to a conversation
>a minority of those will lead to a date
>a minority of those will lead to dating
>a minority of those will lead to a relationship
What's the fucking point? I've messaged literally hundreds of girls, talked to dozens, even gone on dates with a handful; but choosing women at random like that has such a low chance of leading to anything. Most people simply lack romantic chemistry, and putting in all that effort to go in blind seems pointless.
I've gone on dates with women who had more dates lined up for after mine, hell one of them had to call a guy up to cancel during out date because she thought it was going fantastically, but apparently not enough for a second date. I've talked to others about this, both men and women, and I'm not the only one that feels like this.
>>24553103
>primarily using online dating
Funniest joke on /r9k/ to be honest.
>>24553133
If I had another method to meet women I'd use that one as well. I did try speed dating in college once and actually had a lot of fun, and I feel like that is way more efficient, but for some reason they seem to be super uncommon.
>>24553155
plenty of coed event things being hosted everywhere, that's a good start. And then there's the rest of /outside/ as well. Online dating is one of the worst settings for the average 20 something male to try and find dates.
Travelling distant worlds nurses my loneliness.
What are your favourite jrpgs?
>>24552983
I've only really played SMTIV.
I haven't finished it but I really like it so I guess it's my favourite.
Skies of Arcadia
Grandia
Mother 3
Final Fantasy Tactics
Xenogears
NieR
Radiant Historia
Xenoblade
FFT
Earthbound
Mother 3
Xenoblade
Several Dragon Quest games (4, 6, 7 and 9 mostly)
SMTIV
The Last Story would totally count if I could erase my memory of its controls and just think of it as a nice movie
Who in the midwestern United States wants me to give them pink eye.
>I'm a fembot too if that helps
M-Me. please.
>>24552930
Fuck off Texan no one wants to lick your roasty anus.
>>24552956
I-I do.
any other robots alone on thanksgiving?
nobody wished me a happy thanksgiving today, not even my parents
sigh
>>24552929
>wished me a happy thanksgiving
That's not a thing.
Same, anon. Happy Thanksgiving. Share some of my stovetop stuffing
I've been intending to do some gaming, but too depressed. any suggested games for ps3 or ps2?
