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>I get mad when people say they don't seed their torrents
>>24558285
I honestly don't know what either of those things are.
Literally no reason to seed torrents if everyone else already does :^)
>>24558285
how many torrents can any one man seed. It's madness I tell you
Even Zoidberg got a girlfriend in the end.
What's your excuse?
>>24558210
I'm not "exotic" or a doctor.
>>24558236
>facebook memes
Get out of my thread you idiot.
>>24558210
He got a gf because it was just a loose end to tie up in a relatively happy ending for everyone. A robot's story more often than not isn't happy like that. The end of our figurative stories is most likely dying alone
Ever since my schools began, I've been wearing the same pair of jeans. I don't have any other. Do you think people mock me for wearing the same jeans over and over again?
>>24558199
2 people might.
The rest don't care.
Unless Stacy does.
On average they will care until about 2-3 months pass.
>>24558199
unless it smells, they don't notice
>>24558199
not necessarily mock you, probably think you are poor as fuck, not everybody is an asshole anon
>he into Anal
>whats a matter anon, afraid you won't be big enough to satisfy me?
>>24557896
>caring about the woman's satisfaction
>>24557896
GOOD LORD
MUH TEST
My mom took my mascara and nail buff out of my room, what I do? I don't think my mom wants me to be pretty... :-(
>>24557788
just march right into her room and take her beauty products then say my face my rules!
>>24557788
Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhahahahahhahahahahahahhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24557788
....are you a man? Be honest here famlee
According to adv I will be alone forever unless I get professional help with my insecurities.
But I'm scared, and I don't know what kinda help to look for.
>>24557547
Tell /adv/ your insecurities and they will tell you what kind of help to get.
>>24557547
sorry bro you are on hard mode and only females are allow to be insecure.
>>24557590
I'm not sure what they are.
But I'm mean to girls on the internet because I'm a dick, and I'm a dick because of my insecurities. If I don't get these insecurities fixed then I'll die alone.
So, I decided to check out this board after seeing a really beta post in a cringe thread, and I find that literally half the shit here is about "chadfus", "chad", "stacy","normies","NEETS", "thatmassivefaggotwhotalksaboutwagekeks" and pretty much a board of complete faggotry. Why not make an original, non "neet' post about, IDK, real life.
>ate turkey quickl then went to work on thanksgiving.
>got to go home early
>going in at 12 for black friday
>it's an ok job, but boring as fuck
>life's not too bad, at least I don't waste my time.
>biding my time to create my own business.
>going to hopefully make it, if not, well, i'll figure it out.
>learning how to touch type
>learning new skills every day.
>not so bad.
Post you're lives.
cobbleswab i sure am interested in such a thread as this! Why don't i increment it forward?
>>24557413
>post your lives
>talks about eating and working
are neuro-typicals always this shallow?
>>24557711
>Define progress?
> white Iverson
> when I started baallin I was yooouuuung
> You gone think about me when I'm gone
>double ot..
>i'm a new breed..
>>24556919
I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOU
BUT I LOVE IT
BUT I LOVE IT
>>24556919
I ONLY CALL YOU WHEN ITS HALF PAST 5
>he wears socks inside
What the fuck am I supposed to wear then you stupid asshole
>>24556739
foot-fedoras
>>24556733
My feetsies are cold nigga, we can't all afford to run no goddamn hothouses.
>everyone assumes I'm smart because of my introverted demeanor
>I'm actually a fucking retard
>>24556492
Smart enough to know how stupid you are. Both the best and worst kind of smart. At least you know what you need to do to improve.
>tfw know you're stupid
>tfw you couldn't be one of those people that are stupidly bliss
>tfw you think you're stupid and need constant superation
>people think you're some kind of genius
Fuck off, lazy normalshits, don't make me feel superior or I'll lose all my progress.
w-what is love?
>>24556418
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
>>24556418
I think it is a chemical reaction.
>>24556418
A miserable little pile of secrets.
>goes to r9k
>flips through 3 pages
>pic related
>>24556390
y-y-you t-too.
>>24556390
>not using the catalog
seems like you're the dumb one, senpai
>>24556390
this place is grand
friend is turning 30
dubs decides what's in the card
happy birthday old fuck
>>24556377
that was quick. didnt last
Happy birthday, old fucker
.
How do I go about fucking a cheerleader?
You can start by returning to >>>/b/
>>24556251
got any cheerleader stories you want to share pal?
>>24556233
qt american blonde girls are my fetish
Who /Mischief/ here?
>I'm at a party
>see 10/10 qt
>she sees me staring at her and smiles
>5 mins later she comes over to me
>we start talking
>she seems a little drunk
>she has the BEST tits I've ever seen
>althoughihaventseenmanytits.jpeg
>asks me if I want to come to her house to fuck
>I say "no thanks"
I'm a virgin and I really wanted to fuck.
>Tell someone i have dubs
>actually have singles
>Tell someone I have singles
>actually have dubs
>wake up and go to the bathroom
>brush teeth
>wake downstairs and open refrigerator
>Get a glass of OJ
>drinks
Fight me faggots.
