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>go to really small family business, probably struggling just to get by
>no other cars in lot, walk in, owner gets really excited and starts handing out pleasantries
>walk around browsing for a few minutes just to get his hopes up and then leave
>go get the same items for cheaper at target or wal mart
Who else /fuckswithwagekuks/ here?
literally kill yourself if not b8
>>24549335
yes please /thread
>>24548677
you must've been pretty smug when this ACTUALLY happened
Would you ever drive to Arizona just to buy a lottery ticket?
>>24548586
A supreme gentleman.
unsuprising bloxx
Saving elliot thread
Great Elliot thread op
There are only three requirements to be a male porn star, all of which I meet.
>big cock
>ability to maintain wood
>ability to cum on demand
So, tell me, robots: Why can't I do porn?
>>24548552
There's a fourth requirement.
You have to be able to thrust in different positions too.
Because you're a beta faggot
>called a cab
>driver is Asian
Who else /scaredfortheirlife/ rn?
>board a plane
>pilot is ISIS
What could go wrong
>>24548344
Why the fuck are you scared of asians?
>>24548978
he's brit
they call arabs, asians, for some reason
who else likes to go driving late at night in the summer?
used to do it a lot the first 3 - 4 years i had my license, but i don't enjoy driving as much now.
>tfw exploring your entire city / state
>tfw driving in the mountains and looking down at the lights of the city
>tfw the perfect song comes on the radio
>tfw driving some drunk girls home and one of them kisses you
Yeah I used to love going driving. I could see the world without actually being in it, so it was a lot safer.
I got sick of it, though. It wasn't enough. It's still not.
I never would have dreamed of picking anybody up, though. They'd kill me and take my car.
Is this what it's like to be a normie/chad? You just have a car that you can drive around as late as you want and girls just end up in your car and drunk and throwing themselves at you?
fuck you OP
>>24548054
only bicycle
>radio
get out normie
ask someone, who's not a cone anymore, anything.
>>24548018
It's about time you switched over to mpc master race.
>>24548036
what's mpc?
cone (backwards acronym): enlisted non operative combatant. btw
>rubed ghost pepper sauce on dick
>thought it would make my dick more sensitive since i can't feel shit when fapping anymore
NEVER AGAIN
just letting you robots know that it is the most painful thing i have ever felt and never to do it. ever.
Did it at least become more sensitive?
It may work in a roundabout way by stopping you from jerking for a few days, which is what you should have actually done.
>>24547795
no, it cooled down and was back to normal but that was the most excruciating 30 something minutes of my life. felt like it was being rosted in hellfire
my best friend just proposed to his girlfriend
she said yes
what am I doing with my life?
You're wasting it, Kill me
>implying that couple you creep on twitter counts as your bestfriend and his girlfriend
Coming back to reality would be a good start
You're not wasting it like him, I hope
>>24545038
Who never tried here ?
I was pretty much on normie way in my 2nd year of high school (I was 15)... then moved out of town (just after having my first and only kisses) and rather shut myself to others during last year of high school (and felt awkward when I did not). Then spent 3 years in the Yuro equivalent of a community college in a class of 5 people. I was orbiting the girl I kissed with that whole time why she moved on with her life, like a pathetic shit.
I thought I was ok with my life but I realized it kept telling myself "it's gonna be better next year". Moved at the other side of the country in a normie major at 20. But didn't even try to go to parties, always refused to have a facebook, never tried my best to integrate, never asked a girl out, almost only talked to people when I was in the Uni, only did things I felt rather comfortable with, and didn't try to fix my mild social anxiety. Kept daydreaming about unrealistic shit to keep me floating.
Now at 23 I moved in another town where I know nobody for my last year of uni after working for 1 year. Thinking I would finally magically find good friends and a gf made me get through that last year. I'm forcing myself to go to every social event... but I sorta suck... far from autistic but still rather weird.
I have no fucking idea why it took me that long to wake up. I was a bit unlucky as I ended up in the worse place possible in senior high/uni, but mostly did terrible decisions. I'm baffled it took me that long to wake up. As always I had to wait that it was too late to realize how fucked I was. I try to stay positive as I'm only 23 but it would be lying to ignore that it's very late.
To young people who think their lonely or neet life is alright, it's not. Most lonely 25yo+ robots are absolutely miserable. Just do your best and keep trying. If you're still in high school chose your major/uni wisely and socialize. I'll have to deal with these regrets my whole life, don't do the same mistake.
>>24547635
>Most lonely 25yo+ robots are absolutely miserable
Can confirm. Avoidant personality disorder, not going to see my family for Thanksgiving today, and I'll be 25 next month.
>>24547758
Same shit. Used to rationalize it with my few failures when I tried to socialize and some slight misanthropy.
>>24547758
Btw I'm glad I don't have Thanksgiving... but Christmas will be miserable with my 2 parents. I'm so fucking ashamed of what I have become while they were always so supportive and tried to make me a better person and I always acted like a spoiled loner. Probably the worse feel, don't know if it's the same for you.
How's the thanksgiving family get together going robot's I know there are some people browsing this bored right now around there family's wanting an answer right now but how's it going.
My mother is drunk and making an ass out of herself already. I was also pretty excited to see my sister, but she feels depressed, so I won't bother her.
>Family all downstairs, can hear them talking
>The longer I wait up here, the more awkward it'll be when I go downstairs with "HEEEEY ITS ANON, LOOK WHO CAME DOWN!"
>But the longer I stay, the less time I need to spend talking about football
>>24547333
I love this picture. Does anyone know the backstory or who that guy is?
>doorbell rings
>family is arriving for dinner
>NEETs everywhere will be dragged from their rooms and forced to have dinner
>the NEET asspain will be off the charts
and once again I am grateful for not being american.
jokes on you
my family is broken
>>24547234
Nobody cares about yuropoor manlet
I relish in your pain NEETs.
>tfw I get sick to my stomach whenever I meet an attractive, intelligent or successful male
Just today, in my uni's cafeteria, I've seen a true Chad. ~183 cm tall, wide shoulders, strong jaw, nice v-taper, blue eyes, jet black clean cut hair and from what I've gathered, he's studying law and getting As, while I struggle to get Bs in PoliSci (literally the memest of all humanities)
I want to get off this ride, brehs.
inb4 >183cm >chad
>>24546997
>I want to get off this ride, brehs.
Why are you jealous? Why are you stupid?
>>24547021
he seemed tall to me because I'm a 172 cm manlet
>Be grateful and appreciate 264 days of the year
>Not today
Who else feeling mischievous?
>>24546439
What about the other 99 days
>>24546439
I don't even celebrate thanksgiving.
>>24546837
OP has mental retardation if you couldn't tell by that and the small picture.
Maybe males are the true retards.
>14 yr old kid doesnt know what compounding is years before he'd actually see it in math
>>24546375
man you're autistic
Dude most people are retards
[Spoiler] including myself
What are they doing today for Thanksgiving?
>>24546248
Top left and bottom middle are ugly af.
Fucking Tyrone while C UCKOLDING their liberal starbucks marvel watching provider boyfriends
>>24546248
Not you :^)
no mute pls
