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Tips on how NOT to turn into a NEET?
>>24559576
You've already started your way there by posting here.
Good luck getting out anon
>>24559576
Stay in school. Don't do drugs. Drink your milk.
Don't be one from the start. From age 12 just obsess over other people's opinions of you to the point of irrational delusion and chase after proverbial cars like a dog. Don't look back and stomp on anyone in your way. Keep this up as long as possible and if being a NEET is that bad come time, kill yourself when your efforts prove to be in vain.
>women
>not a meme
they literally have life on easy mode but don't realise it
>>24559534
only average to attractive looking women have life on easy mode.
but yeah, basically
Being a woman in the west in these modern times is just fucking amazing you don't even know.
And with all the feminist whining its only getting better.
>>24559566
Ugly women live the life of average looking men. The only difference is on average, those ugly women don't half half the motivation to go places as the average men, because they spend their whole lives seeing all these pretty girls getting life handed to them so they don't understand that they might have to work a lil harder
Hey faggots.
What are you thankful for?
I got a handjob today.
>>24559430
the invention of synthetic drugs
friends
my life
I love handjobs. I'm so used to death grip that it feels way better than a shitty blowjob. Vag sex is like hotdog in a hallway, I can barely stay hard.
Uh, how do I fix this?
>>24559430
Haha, nice normie. Now get off my board.
I miss the ohayo threads
I agree. I haven't tried my best in a long time.
Me too anon. I miss posting Lains in ohayo threads.
>>24559249
I miss you too anonwe should have an ohayo week
>dad wakes me up AGAIN by opening my door and turning the light on then shouting at me to clear up my room
>get mad, throw chair across the room, scream and punch holes in the wall
>"why are you so angry all the time x? do you have a girlfriend and she's angry?"
FUCK YOU DAADDDD
Your dad wouldn't eve fuck you
>>24558817
just b urself
ur dad luvs u
>>24558817
>mom wakes me up again just because I like sleeping in really late during summer
>throw my phone towards her because it was the closest thing
>phone has damaged speaker now
Who /nightcrawler/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHYcfqQhU0w
If you mean nightcrawler as in the movie, yes somewhat.
>auto-tune shit
No thanks, senpai
Absolutely Nig-Tastic!!
>see woman sitting on bench, talking on phone
>go over and sit next to her
>she swears then gets up and walks away
Feels good man
>>24558717
What do you have to look like to evoke that reaction?
>>24559057
you dont even know.
>>24558717
at this point i realize that my utterly repulsive uginess is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, so end up acting creepy intentionally. i look people with my black beady eyes and dont break when i need something. feels gud mane.
>inb4 edgy
>>24559081
You're gonna need to post yourself. It's the only way I can understand this
>balding
>molested
>fat
>stretch marks all over
>pale skin with bags under eyes
>live in thin walled house with neighbors who's dogs bark for hours at 6 am and parents that work odd hours
>can never sleep
>every single person around me has a better life
>can't work
>can't do school good
>hair body
>born in redneck rural farm area
>born in wicked incredible poverty
>addicted to weed and alcohol
>never really traveled before
>contemplating starting bullemia and anorexia again
>have CFS, anxiety, depression, PTSD, and a lot more
>>24558694
Almost convincing
>tumblr
well you anon are fucked
>>24558694
>addicted to weed
What does /r9k/ think of Chris-Chan and his life?
i'm almost as bad as chris-chan was at my age
>>24558640
at least he isnt andrew dobson
he's better at making friends than I am
Is Growth Mind Set a meme?
>>24558573
Once you've replaced the mindset, your life WILL substantially improve.
The problem is that it's borderline impossible to fundamentally change a mindset that you've probably had since you were a teenager (or younger).
>I am going to train my brain.
Yeah that's a bunch of bullshit but you shouldn't cultivate a defeatist attitude either.
>>24558573
i natural have a "growth mindset"
unfortunately im also naturally a failure because im so stupid and autistic
Any alcoholics here? Share your stories.
I went to detox in june after drinking a whole liter of vodka daily since February. before that I was drinking about a fifth a day for years. managed to stay sober for a few months but now I'm drinking again, much less this time though. about 3-4 nights a week I'll drink a pint of vodka.
How the fuck are you still alive? There must be SOME sort of big important role you have in the future that you can't die until or some shit
>>24558763
I don't know. they did blood tests when I checked into detox and I'm fine.
Just turned 30, been drinking for 12 years. In my prime I could drink at least a fifth a day, sometimes more.
Shit has been taking it's toll lately, mainly on my heart. My heart rate and blood pressure are always high, but that could also be from eating like shit and being fat. Anyway, I think I pretty much have to quit right now if I want to have any kind of a future. Or maybe I totally fucked it already and there's no going back.
Not sure, but the point is that drugs are bad mmkay? But if you do have to do drugs, smoke pot instead.
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So how did my fellow robots take the inevitable "so do you have a girlfriend" question tonight?
I recently got promoted at work so I just turned it around on the asshole uncle who asked me (who has been out of work for months) by asking him how his job hunt was going.
>>24558541
Family was too busy arguing to ask any personal questions.
>>24558541
Why the fuck aren't the kids looking at the camera? What's happening? What are they looking at?
>>24558680
Really I have no idea why the fuck they even bother to see each other if every gathering ends up like this.
I mean shit, this year there was not even a "hello", just accusations, belittling, and criticism starting right when the door opened.
why don't we force NEETs into the Millitary?
>aren't doing anything anyway
>just sucking away money from their family or the government
>might as well put them to use
>ship them off overseas
>>24558513
Because the military already has a surplus of manpower as it is, and we aren't in a scenario that requires a large amount of cannon fodder. At least, not in the form of soldiers.
we're america's special little boy. keeping us safe is the TOP priority
now go to bed, wagekek. wagegiving is over
>>24558513
Were fucking disabled and we don't have the mindset for I anyway wed be terrible
Maybe you should focus on being a better you to get a better girl?
Great idea why didnt I think of that?
I am, the problem is now I am in love with myself and everyone seems lame in comparison?? Like.... I don't even know how to have a conversation without worrying about coming off as condescending?? Idk....~!
>>24558455
So why don't you just commit to yourself and fuck yourself exclusively?
Who here /has a best friend they can talk with anything about/? Like seriously we can talk about our suicidal tendencies one moment, then the latest vidya the next. I don't need any other people as long as this relationship stay strong.
>>24558331
I'll give you this reply so your thread gets something, but don't really expect much from here.
I'm glad you're happy though.
>>24558331
I hope it lasts. Your post hits close to home as I had a friendship like that as well for a few years until it crumbled. It felt quite special having someone to exchange lewd 2D material with. We were equally degenerate in most ways, which brought us very close.
I have a friend like that. But his advice ends at
>Just be yourself
Literally said that to me when I opened up about hating people and having suicidal thoughts.
