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Tell me robot's when was your last cute cuddling
2 weeks ago sadly
>>24572123
3 years ago, with my only gf I ever had
>>24572123
Never. Normies get out.
who /actuallywaspopular/ here?
>be in high school (britbong)
>have a few friends
>always followed around by fucking idiots
>it really pisses me off, tell them to fuck off most of the time
>however, in good mood one day
>sit playing on my DS or Gameboy or something
>crowd of 20 or 30 people gather
>do this for the next few weeks
>figure out I have control over them
>half of them are literally fucking retarded
>get them to get me food and other stuff
>eventually I become some confectionary- cartel king
>use profits to buy vidya
>in last year I leave the role down to some intelligent year 8
>apparently he fucked it up in the first week
>for fucks sake
I was popular in 7th grade but in hs I had no friends.
>be in 7th grade
>half day
>everyone is excited to get lunch together after school
>some fat fuck follows me and my friends around
>sprinted to friends house to get away
>fat kid fucking waited outside for an hour before finally going home
7th and 8th I was a mega Chad but then I moved 500 miles away, started listening to music as a hobby and forgot how to talk to people. Now I think I'm developing a stutter.
how can one man act like this?
>>24571971
>baka desu senpai
Kill yourself
>>24571971
because he's probably a tranny
and they attention whore more than women which says a lot
It's a mystery Anon that is one fucked up femboi
Reminder that life is just a game and you don't have to play it if you don't want to.
But I do want to play. I'm just too bad at it to succeed.
>>24571937
It's true. Games are no fun when you lose repeatedly, and everyone wants you to play only so they can feel better about themselves by beating you.
>>24571937
Is failing better than choosing not to play at all?
So I've spent literally every moment of free time I've had in the past decade playing games/MMO's or watching anime. I mainly bounced between FFXI -> WoW -> FFXIV -> FFXI ->WoW -> FFXIV -> FFXI, but got to a point where I spent less time playing and more time transitioning to one of the others. Now I can't make myself play any of them anymore. I can't even make myself read forums for the games, which I used to do to kill the time I wasn't playing them. I can't make myself watch anime anymore either. I have no other hobbies, no friends, is this the end of my journey? I have no way to distract myself anymore.
>0 replies
>Verification: I'm not a robot
I don't fit in anywhere
>>24571795
>is this the end of my journey? I have no way to distract myself anymore.
I was once at this point. I decided to enroll in community college, changed my life around, and eventually becomes a wagekeked normie.
Your only options now are normdom or death.
>>24572324
If I off myself will I wake up in Vana'diel?
does anyone else like these? i find them comfy
>>24571781
I feel unlucky, it auto-checks me and I don't get to solve anything
>targeted object slightly clips onto another square
>dont know whether to select that square or not
>it might just be an error based on the html on the page not measuring correct dimensions
I got one once that was a turkey in a desert
I found it really odd, I mean why the fuck would a turkey be stranded in the middle of the desert? There aren't any desert turkeys. It would be hot and probably die.
I refreshed the captcha like 100 times but I haven't seen it since.
Just get one of the loud mouth ghetto ones
http://youtu.be/QasyUpI5zzk
http://youtu.be/mg8Vn82m4JU
Get yourself a chingquisha
That ruins the entire appeal of qt asians...
>>24571753
Disgusting.
As usual, the only women who fuck niggers are loud, tattoo'd up, nasty piercing, dyed hair whores who act black and completely abandon their identity.
Enjoy your two days of freedom, wagekek. Just remember the chaos of Christmas shopping, and how Monday is right around the corner.
>>24571701
SHUT UP YOU NEET SON OF A BITCH I HAD A STRESSFUL DAY AT WORK AND YOUR CONSTANT SHITPOSTING ISN'T HELPING.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
>>24571701
You're so gay bro You're so gay bro You're so gay bro You're so gay bro
>>24571701
Maybe so, but at least I have a loving family who doesn't resent my very being.
/comfy christmas/ thread
get in here bros, starting with an absolute classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
https://youtu.be/nZ6yQgBvuoI
Bonus -
https://youtu.be/hD52S1K5yDk
>>24571967
that second video wasnt very comfy if im being brutally honest with you famality jane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1-sXrdQtog
Absolute comfiest christmas song
Who /havefriends/ here?
>be me
>back in high school
>have buddy named Eric
>we both like antiques and driving around
>he has a ford taurus
>during senior year after school I'd text him and ask if he wanted to drive
>i'd shower and do my homework real quick, seniors don't have much homework
>he'd come pick me up
>go to antique store, look at old shit for about 20-30 minutes or so, sometimes buy stuff
>he usually bought vinyl records, I usually bought comics
>go a few towns over, about a 15 minute drive
>he'd drop me off in front of Taco Bell then go next door to go to Wendy's
>he'd go through the drive thru at Wendy's, I'd go inside Taco Bell and order
>usually got a beefy fritos burrito with sour cream, loaded potato griller, and baja blast
>he usually got a baconator, fries, and a vanilla frosty
>he'd pull into the parking lot of the plaza
>i'd spot the car, walk over
>eat in the car and talk
>drive around the area and talk shit
>he'd then take me home
We used to do it every week, would look forward to it. Usually on Wednesdays or Thursdays.
Give me your friendship/famly comfy stories, robots.
>>24571397
Me and my 2 friends used to go to little ceaser with every Friday and get one pizza and one 2 liter each. We'd take my big TV on the porch and run an extension cord to it and play late into the morning.
>be me
>be friends with a guy, let's call him Larry
>larry and i meet in seventh grade
>skype for eight hours for three years
>be freshman year
>starts ending the calls earlier and earlier
>starts just being silent and leaving
>find out what's up
>has a girlfriend
>deal with this shit
>month later, only contact is irl
>is distant irl too
>confront him about it
>"anon, fuck off. you're a virgin faggot and you need to get a girlfriend. no-one likes you, get a girl and don't wait up"
>that asshole
>at break, alone
>hear the girlfriend and larry talk about me
>larry comes up and pours his soda on my head
>i get so pissed off
>i go psycho mode and worldstar style his ass and knock him to the floor, is still conscious
>go for girlfriend, cunt punt her, and bitch slap her with all my might, for those six months, for all that abandonment, and leave a big giant welt on her face and starts bleeding from her nose and eye socket
I got homeschooled after this and stayed home being /comfy/. Didn't get any friends. I blame those assholes for making me beta.
>be me
>in elementary school
>only has 1 friend
>obsessed with the friendship
>says she needs her space
>feels bad
>she always lies about her home life and dogs
>says her dog is living under the sewer in school
>pretends to believe her
>tells this semi-acquainted autist boy (seriously) about her lies
>turns out autist boy is in love with her
>even got her ring for valentines which she rejected
>keep in mind we were all 9 years old
>so he tells her about me calling her out
>left friendless
>now in middle school
>more social and normal
>be friends with her again
>aparently she has cysts in her ovaries and has some legit mental issues
>dont care cuz she was fun
>hang out everyday after school and do drugs
>everything is cool
>but she is emo as fuck and is desperate for a boyfriend
>ugh
>she gets one eventually
>another emo kid
>high school comes
>stops talking to me after a year
>fine
>has better friends now
god that friendship was toxic. She was the type of friend where you want to hangout with her and be her bestfriend no matter how much you secretly hated her
>tfw no Slav bf
>tfw no Spam King bf
;_;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_King
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleg_Nikolaenko
>>24571236
I'd fill his boipussy withspam
What is it with Russians and misbehaving on the Internet?
Even on my Steam account I have Russians sending me unsolicited friend requests.
>>24571313
Good Internet connection and general envy to the rich world.
Every poor country with Internet has this problem.
If your pay was 300$ a month, wouldn't you resort to scamming?
Why not Go to China and get yourself an African child bride?the Chinese are doing it
>>24571064
I mean to say why not go to africa*
Because I don't want someone to marry me just so she can get out of Africa.
>>24571706
Anon at this point you shouldn't even want to marry. It's a financial deathtrap
fucking noRMIESSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xDDDD
>>24570958
such a rare pep
very rare pepe if i do say so myself!
i think im gunna pocket that frog!
*takes pepe*
Nothing personal, friend! World keeps a spinning, pepes, keep a flowing.
>>24572128
Save it, it's all yours friend :))
fugg;DD
Most people on /r9k/ are some sad motherfuckers. But I have a question for you all: why haven't you killed yourself yet? I'm not saying you should but for me at least, it's my family and the fear of pain. I hate life but those two things keep me living somewhat. Do you have anything in your life that staves off self-destruction desires?
Family too. Now get the fuck out of here you idiot.
>>24570942
Family is the only reason. I guess I'm lucky in that way that I have a pretty decent caring relationship with my parents. They would be beyond devastated if I off'd myself.
I'm not wanted anywhere or by anyone else though.
Mostly the revenge fantasy of becoming insanely attractive and letting my sadistic and sociopathic urges emotionally destroy every woman I come across.
I'm about halfway there.
>no friends
>no worries you always have initial D
Hahah fuck me up
>>24570688
>decent anime
>not moeblob trash like 90% of this board likes
You're better than most in my book, anon
Posting this from inside my ae86 while I'm smoking a blunt and listening to Xavier wulf senpai
>tfw not on the touge
