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Will the gf economy ever recover? Which Presidential candidate is best suited to increasing the accessibility of gfs?
Lol you never even had sex
>>24588150
Pls leave desuwa:
>>>/s4s/
>>24588150
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/s4s/ GET OUT!!
>2015
>being a wageslave who toils day and night to appease his rulers when you could focus on your hobbies and live your only life to it's fullest
when will you learn?
tick tock, it's the sound of your biological clock!
>>24588089
> when you could focus on your hobbies and live your only life to it's fullest
Do you?
>>24588110
Yes. Playing videogames, eating, smoking weed, sleeping and masturbation makes me very happy. I live a life of eternal comfy.
>>24588089
>Hobbies
Masturbation is not a hobby
>Biological clock
I have 2 children with three different women
Why would I date 3DPD?
It's not that I can't get with women, I just don't want to be with them in the first place
I'm perfectly happy with my waifu.
I'm perfectly content with MGTOW ideals
>>24588039
You need 3DPD to breed, and the usual way to get a 3DPD woman to breed with you, as shocking as it is, is to date her.
>dating 2d
>not dating superior 1d
I guess some normie has to leave right now.
>>24588077
I DONT FUCKING NEED IT
You bearded fags don't know how good you've got it
tell that to /fa/, they'll chew anyone out with any kind of body hair
>>24588062
>go onto /fa/
>this is the first guy I see
>>24588029
>tfw have grown a thick, dark beard in two weeks time
>Hate it
Beards suck, I only did it because I've never let my facial hair grow out this long. I'll be glad when the beard meme dies.
http://s265.photobucket.com/user/speedphantom_photos/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image.jpg.html?filters[user]=61518190&filters[recent]=1&sort=1&o=0
Short hideous will never get a girl cause I'm not a thug or a criminal. Expect to work a job I hate to support a society that has screwed me over.
>>24587674
Do you know who cares?Not even your mommy does, loser faggot.
>>24587756
I know ironically my evil manipulative bitch of a mother the is genetic reason I'm not allowed to be happy.
You look the faggot Linkin Park.
New job working 6 days a week for 8 hours a day
How do i not kill myself guys?
Lots of drugs
>>24587388
Try to enjoy it as much as you can ?
>>24587522
factory job on min wage?
i'll try
Nobody will ever miss you like this
>>24587366
it gets annoying after the second time, especially if you're late to class
this is embarrassing. imagine if that was a fat neckbeard in the picture
Mine does that, feel bad after I finally do leave because I'm going to go drink :(
Anyone here not date because they don't trust a girl to stay faithful?
I don't date because I fucking hate it and anyone who says they like 'dating' is playing an endless game of mental gymnastics.
>tfw no gf so can't cheat on her
why live
>>24586963
>>24586986
Yeah, right. This is why I don't date, honest guys!
To be a robot you must either:
1. be UGLY and I don't mean ugly because you don't look like brad pitt. I mean actually ugly with a visible deformity.
2. have a severe mental illness.
Those tests don't mean anything.
Im diagnosed crazy, yay we can both be degenerates together now.
I can relate to most people here, however i cannot relate to people that want to glorify being mentally ill.
The ugly thing is all wrong that just makes you a failed normie.
You're a normie if you've been officially diagnosed and aren't too scared to go to therapists/psychologists
Thread for real good women
anime not allowed, you fucking pedophiles
I don't see the appeal posting ht on r9k, but here we go.
>anime not allowed
Why do you enjoy getting keked?
Meaty thighs incoming.
Why does /r9k/ pretend like it's only "Chad" looking men who live "chad" lives?
Yea they're attractive, but I see tons of unaesthetic ugly ass dudes living the same exact lifestyle as Chad, if not better sometimes. (not even rich, pretty much same level in terms of income or poor doesn't matter).
So what is it really that makes you a Chad other than being a gorgeous dude?
pic related; some 4/10 wanker who probably has a gf because she likes his "cute personality".
Just saying. Somethings not right here...
normalfag =/= chad
that's the kind of guy that has a wife at 35 years old who fucks chad then divorces him and takes half his shit
>>24586962
is it always looks thought?
I don't think so. I think it's more status and social IQ.
>Just saying. Somethings not right here...
You are right that there is something to investigate here, but I disagree with your conclusion.
That guy probably has friends + money to offer the girl plus he's probably a doormat so she doesn't feel like she's being violated by some ugly beta.
I think having a boyfriend like this comes with a lot of perks for women, and they can always just dump him if they get bored of him.
>cum inside 6 different kinds of vagina no condor of course
>Asian, Black, White, Latina, Arab, Indian
Still go to /r9k/ every morning....
Condor bumopd
I think the concept of having more than 2 sexual partners is disgusting. It's like you're trying to get AIDS
>>24587197
B-b-b-b muh multiculturalism
Oh btw all the pussy felt 100% the same
Yes uncut too
You ever stalk anyone anon? What was it like?
Creepy general
I just bought a 20-60x spotting scope in case I ever want to.
I casually stalked for a person many years ago online. I was waiting for that moment when she would be as miserable as possible and then add insult to injury by totally destroying that sluts mental health. I regret nothing, she deserved it.
No, but it wouldn't be fun without the inevitable rape.
I'd need some kind of rape dungeon.
despite having people around me i feel more isolated than ever before. the fact that i literally have nowhere else to say this bums me out. i hate you all
Thanks op, now i gotta go walk in the rain to get a caramac from the shop
>>24586743
Thanks anon now i have to reply to you because i wanted to write exactly the same thing AND walk in the rain to get a caramac
>>24586763
>tfw don't even know what caramac is
>only replied to this post because want to eat it
Fuck you op.
I wasn't supposed to eat any sweets today.
>Came here because i was lonely, sad and had no chance with my oneitis
>Like basically 90% of the people here
>i'm INTP so i fit in well
>My only friend is my crush which is soul destroying
>This board gave me slight happiness knowing i'm not the only one
But now
>two weeks ago, my crush admitted she liked me
>Admitted i liked her too
>We're bf and gf
>Still can't really talk to her too well in public
>We mostly talk on messengers
>Tfw i can no longer fit in on this board
>Tfw no one else will have me
It hurts robots, i think i'll just lurk for a while
You aren't welcome here. Why did you even make this blogshit thread? Did you honestly think anyone wanted to read it?
Fuck off.
>>24586529
>>>/soc/
Wrong board, faggot.
We'll be here for you, when she dumps ya.
