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Hey babes
hineeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrd
hey chinless
>>24591625
Uh I have a strong jaw and chin what u talk about
>pic unrelated: not into hair plucking Tbh
>>24591541
Be nice to your hair senpai.
I do. Then I proceed to put it in my mouth.
I'm so disgusting, I just realized that.
not exactly but i do have an obsession with popping zits, which is unfortunate because i actually have pretty good skin so i just end up picking at imagined flaws in my skin :/
Who the fuck is Thomas Roo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGfp2aTnHs
>>24591405
enjoyed the video op
THOMAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24591405
That guy is my hero.
My heart was pounding when she turned up. Wish he had a secret wifi camera recording her reaction after he left.
I have to write a paper conveying an argument. It's not a research paper that involves sources. What argument should I write about /r9k/?
>>24591393
>tfw no tall redhead gf
>>24591401
Mal Malloy doesn't post pics anymore
>>24591393
What class is this for? I also have to write a paper conveying an argument due Monday.
>tfw you will never be an african child soldier
>tfw you will never huff gas, and drink home made vodka with your other child bros
>tfw you wont dance around a fire high as fuck shooting your soviet surplus AKs in the air
>tfw you wont enslave the local population and force them to dig for diamonds or get sold on the sex market
>tfw your child bros wont sing war hyms for you as you slowly die from the aids you contracted from your mass raping.
Why even live
>>24591143
kind of feel like if I was indoctrinated into the horrors of the world as a child life wouldn't seem so fucked up t b h f a m
>tfw you will never steal a metal gear and have your own island kingdom
>ywn huff jenkem while raping girls from an enemy tribe
ITT: justnormiethings
>>24590666
Fuck you, mozzarella sticks are good
So are burritos
>>24590713
what is normie about eczema?
>>24590666
Do normies really have little men wearing suits packed in a box? What do they do wtih them?
So my fellow robots, how many GBP did you earn this week?
Me, 50.
>>24590542
In school, so 0. But once I graduate, about 2K GBP/week.
>>24590542
mummy took all them away!
xD my tendies are so gud dey cost 12 le good boy points (GBP)
XD
I'm in my 20s, and not a NEET. Actually, I'm rich, own multiple businesses, and have a hot girlfriend. How does it make you feel that I'm not a wagekek nor a NEET, that I control lives? So glad I'm not pathetic like you robots
Also for more salt - my house is 11,000 sqft - I have a personal theater, gaming room, and gigabit fiber to my house - google fiber doesn't even come here. It costs thousands per month to get, but it's so worth it. Enterprise fiber to my house
>>24590623
>>24590486
Don't worry, mr. rich
We'll vote for Bernie and he taxes you to hell
May I ask what businesses you've invested in? I'm not jelly, but in a lot of cases you'll find NEET's are more likely to be curious and glad for your success as opposed to wagekeks who'll envy and be jealous of your financial independence.
I was just taking a piss in my sink as I brushed my teeth and the idea came to me.
Honestly I think it worked pretty good. Was about a 50/50 piss/water ratio, teeth feel clean as fuck.
>>24590399
What is wrong with you? No seriously, why?
>>24590429
Urine is sterile.
>>24590448
>Urine is sterile.
No anon, that's actually a myth.
First year of university, I witnessed with my own fucking asymmetric eyes the hypergamous nature of women and the necessity to be 7+. I'll spare the details but incels get nothing at parties, they are all depressed and will never enjoy the university experience. They will cope with their studies.
Good looking guys slay at all opportunities, all have hot girls sitting next to them in the library etc.
There were 2 (TWO) girls in my engineering year. Guess what, one got into a LTR with a 8 (you may think I'm full of shit and can't rate, trust me it blows my mind this guy is in engineering), and the other has friendzoned ~150 incels and gets banged every night by her dumb as bricks low inhib 7/10 bf she met a couple months back.
Stop saying we need to leave our basements and get out in the world. No such thing as hyperbole. Been their done that. It's worse than ever. 7+ or visit James Kelly Gandy.
>>24590249
It's not so bad when you look fine and walk with confidence. You are ugly so what can I say really.
>>24590249
Engineering school sucks for girls. I used to go to a polytechnic campus, jesus christ, the sadness. The nerds there weren't even good at being nerds. Entry level reddit shit was said constantly. I made no friends because everyone was lame and boring. Blame yourselves. I only met one dude with a personality there and he was in cs.
I think a history major would make a good gf for me.
>witnessed with my own fucking asymmetric eyes
I lol'd
REMINDER R9K IS TUMBLR JUST FOR BETA MALES
>>24590220
lt really is
>>24590220
accurate fampai
>>24590220
No.
Tumblr is just /r9k/ for beta females.
Why did you guys do this to him?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5hgggovrtYc
Hahahaha I love how he's just doing an autistic little "prank" thing and everyone is like "ace-kun is going insane. How could this happen? What did you do?!"
God damn he fell for this normie/beta stuff hard.
He should learn to keep that shit to himself man.
more proof that this place makes you depressed and retarded
Wagekeks feel fullfiled because they have balance of energy.
Neets are sad and depressed cause they dont have exchange of work and relaxation.
Its pretty simple, If you do same thing during day, week , months you and your brain get saturated of that activity and you want to change so Neets constantly suffer cause they never restrain themselfs from these activities.
On other hand Wagekeks have natural balance, they work hard they get tierd and then have need to go home, relax and do various activities.
Didnt you notice something that you dont do everday you enjoy it more, just like food if you eat pizza, burrito or anything no matter how good it is you get sick of it.
Wagekeks can enjoy fully their food, relaxation, TV; internet and sex cause they restrained themselfs from that activity for while.
Neets you can only lie to yourself that you are happy constantly being unemployed and doing same repetative shit day in and day out.
Wagekek:1
Neet: 0
S-stop fucking with my mind
>>24590105
>wagekeks need work to balance their energy
Sad, really.
>>24590105
>Wagekeks feel fullfiled
>Neets are sad and depressed
Is this real? All the stressed people wageslaving are happy while trust fund kiddies are actually miserable and hate their lives?
I could've sweared it looked the exact opposite way at a first glance.
>http://theautismblog.seattlechildrens.org/why-do-kids-with-autism-do-that/
> In addition, individuals with autism do not find communicative meaning in others' eyes like the rest of us. Thus, they are not drawn to others' eyes as information sources.
People don't speak with their eyes, either. They speak with words, which trust me, if there was a way to avoid hearing those when I wanted to I'd be doing that too. It's unsettling when someone is speaking to you and staring directly at you, wide-eyed, looking for a nonexistent soul, these are the same people who take a step forward when you step back because they're too fucking close. Everyone else I know says the same thing, but who gets diagnosed with being a pushy, socially desperate normie? They're a huge minority too so that's proof they're the people who are fucked up here.
> One of the primary communication deficits in autism is the tendency to echo or repeat words or phrases that are heard in one's environment. Because the brain's "language center" has difficulty coming up with language on its own, it copies what it hears from the world around it and uses it in place of original words and sentences of its own. It's sort of like a Rolodex of phrases that the person pulls from at any given time in the day.
Hahaha this is autistic too? So at least now we know that autism has a much stronger link with memes than it does with genetics.
Stupid memes being the number one language tool for autists? Not suprised, considering how fucking repetitive and annoying the majority of them are...
No offense on the autists however considering I'm a sperg myself... but i could ramble on for ages in this thread about how backward neurotypicals are, prioritising their immediate feelings over foward logic that requires just little thinking, instead of trying to adapt their feelings around common-sense! It's a spectical how emotional faggots can't even get past the first step of greif after witnessing a discomforting event and spend hours to days trying to mentally deny the fact of its occurance!
>tfw im aware of how poorly im articulating this paragraph yet don't give any fucks
>>24589992
Can someone post the rest of this comic?
>>24589992
i no this blonde girl. im pretty sure she has something. might even have aspergers. is really weird sometimes has a big jawline too. like a males. looks like she has lots of testorene going on. is she a dude in disguise or a drag queen?
Omg so tru xD
I bet she has gagged on more than 9 cocks, at once.
>>24589976
make that 9 black cocks.
>It's worth being a cuc kold
