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For the first time in my life, I feel nothing.
I am a 24 yo hkv and I feel no hope.
no shame
no anger
no sadness
no joy
no libido
no pride
Absolutely nothing. I can't strike up a conversation with women at all. I would normally have too much pride to complain like this, but even that is gone. I don't even care that thins is going to get a "nice blog" response.
I feel no motivation to do work. I dont want to get off my chair right now. I am dead inside.
>>24605766
Nice blog.
I know your feel, anon. Sadly, you've come to the realization that it's too late for you to have a good relationship with a woman, which happens roughly age 23. Your life is basically over.
>>24605828
Fuck you faggot. Challenge accepted
>>24605766
work on yourself then
I've got a bad feeling.........................
the next big one
>>24605668
***PPHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT***
Whoops guys, sorry about the smell.
>>24606311
HAHAHAHA WE GOT A FUNNY GUY HERE
>ugly manlet
>get cute artsy grillfriend
>all friends jelly
>whole family can't believe I managed to get a pretty girl being an uggo
Tips or hints? I'm ugly manlet too and would like a grill to cuddle with.
>>24605594
congratulations anon. I hope your life gets better now.
>>24605661
I'm really witty and charismatic, but it's just around people, I'm depressed and suicidal as fuck all the time, some times I even go into psychotic episodes when I'm around too many people, it's bad.
>>24605667
It won't, I have mid schizophrenia.
Dropped out of college.. now what? Am I destined to work a crappy, underpaid job now? Fuck my life.
What are you robots working as or studying?
>>24605391
Im a drop out but im working as a photographer, try monetizing a hobby.
I tell people that I'm pursuing a career in law, but I'm actually just killing time at a community college.
>>24605499
Is it hard to get work doing that?
So how many of these do you use?All of them.
>>24605311
All of them.
original comment doughnut steel
>Used here and there - typically when ranting about thug culture
Ghetto
>Used Sparingly - typically in jest, only on 4chan, and in a light-hearted, derogatory fashion
Nigger
>Used Sparingly - when ranting about ex who was disloyal
Bitch, Slut
>>24605311
I use pretty much all of them besides whore/slut believe it or not
What's the most /r9k/ game out there?
that game hatred. i remember a lot of talk about it when trailers where out but nothing now
>What's the most /r9k/ game out there?
Depression Quest
>>24605577
>feminist quest
>game
k so I have been harassing a tumblrshit and they made a post about me saying they have my IP address and can go to the police
Is this possible or are they as full of shit as usual
>>24605173
IP only gives the city. Not actual address. If you don't do anything retarded than you should be OK.
No. Unless you live in the UK or some other kek European country I wouldn't worry about it.
>>24605173
Have you been doing anything illegal? If you're doing something illegal and they report it to the police, there's a chance the police might contact the ISP for your info, depending on what you did.
Have you ever met another autist that browses this board, or even 4chan in general? How did that go?
I'm currently doing a shitty IT course so the people there talk about 4chan and other dumb internet shit all the time.
I mainly sit quietly in the corner and ignore them, though.
>>24605126
yes
in high school, junior year. 2011. this kid is really tall, i knew him for a long while. he says "and then i saw this thing on slash b slash" and I was confused. i told him "we just call it b", and he stopped talking to me.
>>24605126
None at all.
>she jumps over the border
>she promises to marry you
>she promises to have children with you
>she promises to stay with you forever
>she adores you being her man
But
You must hide and protect her from big fat evil Kek Trump.
Do you be a man, or be a kek for trump, and remain a virgin while she gets thrown back over the wall?
I would send her back to help build the wall.
Fuck off, Paco.
>>24605146
But trump is a big fat and evil brutish man, and she a seriously dependant typical weak woman, who'd caress you every night
>>24605146
/thread
Mexiroaches fuck off and die
>you will never fuck konata
>>24604860
>you will never fuck
>you will never fuck anon #24604860
>you will never fuck a femanon that you are completely in sync with
>tfw cum inside pussy no condor for the first time ever
>condor
I feel like I'm being baited by some /b/ meme I've never heard of.
>>24604840
Let's just roll with it.
>>24604818
>no condor
Do endangered animals usually assist you with having sex?
>tfw completely bored of sex
This isn't a cutter thread or at least it doesn't have to be. You folks are some of the most detail oriented people I know.
Can anyone here confirm if these arms belong to the same person? The photo on the left was taken Nov 2014, the right Nov 2015. Whether you agree or disagree that they're the same, what evidence would you use to confirm?
They're not the same. The one on the left has butterflies on the arm and is wearing jeans. The one on the right is wearing some sort of grey sweatpants.
the one on the left looks like it kind of is a foot to some degree
hard to tell since the most raised/distinctive scar on the left is farther down the arm than the picture on the right shows.
Hey, why do video games make women so angry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iW0Wgiy7Go
This shit makes me pissed, what a bunch of crazy bitches, if I had a girlfriend that did that I would dump her ass and break something she likes.
>>24604754
Because women are inherently parasitic creatures.
We live in a Princess culture where women are taught that they are entitled to the fruits of men's energies and labors.
Video games can limit a man's utility to a woman as a provider of financial and emotional support. And in this society, if you are not spending every minute of every day catering to feminine imperatives, you are not a man, and you are not human.
Women could look within themselves and ask why their man would rather play games with their friends than spend time with them, but this requires basic self awareness and introspection that most women are simply incapable of.
Patrice O'Neal was right when he said that women are just not any better than their holes. They have their holes, and those holes are all they think they need.
skip to 19:05, watch til 20:35. "What if you lost your vagina?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgAExO6ghY
bump desu senpai baka
Let's hear 'em, boys.
i hate girls
they consume my world
so i'll watch the lord burn the roasties to a nice roasty toasty
bring em to a crisp while these bitches suck my dick
I get hard when I watch that warmfreshpaint
they say i'm chasing, can't give up my chase
I think I been had tranny porn since like 2008
maybe 2007, I died and went to heaven
blowing smoke to outer space with Sienna Grace
I just edge to Bailey Jay till the fuckin paste
I'm a kissless virgin what the fuck'd you really think
Bump, I'm feelin' this thread
Do any other robots here experience head-splitting headaches during masturbation? I just had one today after a 2 year absence.
>>24604627
There was a period in my life where the closer I got to orgasm, there was physical pain near the base of my skull. Scary, actually.
I was never able to narrow down the cause. And it didn't happen to me again for 3-4 years until a couple months ago, I was sitting on a dudes chest jerking off (no homo) to cum and it hit me again hard in the same spot.
It felt like a blood vessel was going to pop.
That's just the brainfog desu senpai
OP here, it hit me hard like a rock and I keeled over. Shit was like a jackhammer to the back of my head. The previous times I had it, it was unbearable. I wasn't able to masturbate for a month until it faded. I wasn't going to tell my parents because their hardcore Catholics who'd rip me a new one if they figured out a drop of my fat beta seed was wasted. I'm still living them so I can't discuss it with them without mentioning that I'm a chronic masturbator.
