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Is this girl Eggman's sister?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5qCShe85R8
>>24621653
pls erspind
>>24621653
holy fucking shit how is this even possible
>>24621653
So he finally changed sex?
>on md
>feet are sweating but I know they're cold
>have work tomorrow
>just kinda in my room
>on md
Why did I do this to myself
I mean it's fun but fuck do I make bad choices sometimes
>just wanna talk to someone senpai
>>24621943
Lol did f/am actually just filter to senpai
That's new
>nobody wants to talk to me
Even on r9k, I am lonely
I'm not as annoying in real life as I'm coming across right now I promise
I can talk about music
What music do you robots like?
>tfw no bf and gf to take care of me as their pet
>tfw can't get fucked by him while eating her out
>tfw no bf to suck his cock while watches tv and his gf casually reads
>tfw can't lick up gf's pussy juice after bf fucks her
>tfw no mommy and daddy
If you get a trap gf you have both a mommy and daddy in one
I'm well aware of this feel...
>>24621585
B...but im already a trap. Also most of us are submissive so idk if we qualify as daddies
>tfw you have to hide how much you hate your parents for putting you into your shitty life and constraining you here out of guilt
My greatest rational fear was that they'd both die in a car crash, now I can't stop hoping for it to happen so I can kill myself without fucking over anyone I care about.
>not killing yourself because muh loved ones
Fugg off OP, kill them then kill yourself.
>>24621407
I've racked up a ton of student debt, If I kill myself now they get all of that.
It's a physical manifestation of bad karma, I have no problems fucking over the bank.
>>24621504
I literally don't understand why you care. You gon b ded
>About to graduate with a $37,000 student loan
who /debtslave/ here?
>>24621251
Will be graduating with 60k debt. Fucking med school.
At least I'm Australian so I don't get charged interest on the loan
>>24621353
MSc in Statistics here. What's your starting salary looking like man
>>24621251
I just got a job and am dropping out with only a 9k debt that I can pay off in a year since I live at home.
I refuse to be a victim.
I'm done with the robot life. I'm all for finally making the leap to a more confident and active life, and once and for all leaving this board. I want to be better. I want to be happy. I want to stop being tired all the time. I want to stop feeling sorry for myself. I want to stop being "no personality" beta who just lies around and hopes the feeling of misery goes away.
I want to be able to meet people, introduce my self confidently in social situations, be able to relate and to enjoy conversations. I want a social circle with people who don't just want to be lazy with me, but people who put me out of my/comfy/ zone. I want to be able to look back at the end of a year and think of what great things I have done. I want to have stories to tell. I want experiences.
I'm done wasting my 20's, and I hope the rest of /r9k/ does too.
>>24620756
Some stale pasta.
>>24620756
Are you ready anon?!
>>24620850
It isn't pasta yet, but it will be if you put it in your heart
>>24620904
I don't have to be ready, it just has to happen
Let's discuss women. Do they experience cognitive functioning in the brain like men do, or does it occur in their breasts and/or vagina? Maybe they have multiple clumps of nerves for information processing like roaches? I would be fascinated to hear somebody with a background in biology answer this for me.
>>24620537
There arent really that many differences between men and women, except for the obvious physical stuff.
Women are usually more caring do to their maternal role, and they are lighter sleepers so they can respond to crying infants faster.
>>24621170
The obvious physical difference is that the female brain is weak to emotion and inherently manipulative, right?
dieter pls go
MANLETS BTFO BY A FUCKING DWARF LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UJ3MmqhNVM
>TV man asks you to show family dinner
>order pizza
>>24620346
>legal loli
>>24620346
only if her carrier choice is being a clown
I just fucked my brain with alcohol.
Now came the headaches...
So fucking stupid...
why'd you do it?
>>24620097
>using words
holy fuck, reddit get the fuck out
Paracetamol
Water
Thiamine
>there are teenagers who have had sex, lurking this board atm
>>24619922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
r9k is not only lurked by robots.
Many normies browse it to have a laugh from time to time. It's like going to the zoo, but more grotesque and accessible.
Personally I come here less and less. By now I can barely stomach your autistic faggotry.
>>24621309
I hear wizardchan is where actual robots hang out but I can't stand their theories on how they're enlightened and going to save the world or whatever. We should admit we're losers.
WHO /LOSINGIT/ HERE
I FEEL LIKE I AM LEGITIMATELY GOING INSANE
i think there was something in that weed m8. take a nap or something.
>>24619902
I'm starting to feel the same way senpai
>>24619902
Same here. I've been thinking about ending it all before I'm 30.
I'd rather become smug to be honest but don't know how.
>Shat in the garden at the office party
Might get fired tomorrow
>>24619886
yeah... you should move far away
>>24619928
Might just kill myself rather
>>24619886
Elaborate please senpai
>fallout 4
>energy weapons have spectacular critical hit kill animations with NPCs gooifying or vaporizing.
>mini-nukes have a chance to sort of gib enemies upon a kill.
Why doesn't the Fatman/mini-nuke critical kill have some devastating spectacle?
>>24619533
Why did you post this on /r9k/?
>>24619558
>implying robots arent in Fallout 4
>>24619533
What the fuck else do you expect a small nuclear payload to do if it was dropped on you? You'll get gibbed
I was a shit in highschool. I kept stealing the RAM cards out of this kids computer and hiding them in the class. I blamed it on the grade 12's we shared the class with, and they got a stern talking to. I would also constantly scream like a fucking retard in the cafeteria and bang my hands on the desk hard. The worst thing I did though, and I kind of feel bad about, was I took the water cooler in this one class, and dumped a bunch of hand soap into it while the rest of the class was in the computer lab. I remember some weird girl that always gulped down the water loudly, drank a lot, but only complained that it tasted bad after she had drank all the water like a fucking camel. She barfed everywhere, and had little bubbles coming out the sides of her mouth. She went home, and apparently (her mother told her "friends" mom this) she was shitting full blown liquid poo. I felt real bad when I heard that, but it didn't stop me from spraying some girl's hairspray all over her bagel when she left the class. No one saw, and she even took a bite and spat it out. Oh, and I punched the French teacher in grade 10 and was suspended for two weeks. I was revered by the school scumbag pot heads after that, and I'm pretty sure the teacher was afraid of me, because she laughed at everything I said, even the time I laughed at her telling the class about her cat going missing.
>>24619512
>I was a shit in highschool. I kept stealing the RAM cards out of this kids computer and hiding them in the class. I blamed it on the grade 12's we shared the class with, and her cat going missing
>>24619579
good reply ur smart lol
Didn't I just see this posted on the mde subreddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy5UlwXNsSY
what's with the fact thatt only girls in comments are trying to pity men for not crying enough and condescendingly telling them its "ok to cry, youre human too"
im a girl and i dont talk like that to guys, its fucking pathetic and desperate. i swear these cunts are just rubbing their own egos acting like this.
anyway, do you guys cry often? either way idgaf
>>24619040
>anyway, do you guys cry often? either way idgaf
Not really
>>24619040
like you care
>>24619040
No, only faggots and women cry.
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