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Who /deepbowl/ here?
Comfiest thing I ever had.
>you can carry your food around without it spilling
>can move the bowl to your mouth instead of the food AAALL the way to your mouth
>can stack a lot of food without it spilling
>somewhat hides what you are eating from the whole world
>real bowls have curves
>overall master race
What about you? Don't you like deep bowls? PR do you prefer flat ugly plates?
looks small, your bowl is a bitch dude
Same! I rage at shallow bowls.
deep bowl city
You're all normies on the inside.
>>24629591
I fucking hope so...
I put my normie layer in between the skeletons and robot chassis.
bye bye thread
Do you suffer from gynophobia, fear of women?
I'm not scared, I just...get a little shy
>>24629341
I'm reading that manhwa. Bretty gud
>>24629341
what's the name of the manga?
[THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE]
>>24629321
>tfw can't wake up (wake me up inside)
>>24629321
SAVE MEE FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME
WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEE)
I CAN'T WAKE UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
SAVE MEEEEEEE
MAYBE I'M THE ONE
MAYBE I'M THE ONE
WHO IS THE SCHIZOPHRENIC PSYCHO
(yeah)
>>24629094
Why does he have the sharingan?!?
IM HEEEEEEEEEEL OVER HEAADD
>>24629094
edgy wojak
Is this why /r9k/ is so obsessed with traps?
>>24629019
I just like a cock on a girl.
>>24629019
Liking traps and being beta is correlated. Liking traits, being sexually submissive, and liking anime and azn girls are all highly similar traits. beware of a man who likes gook women and displays sexual submission or shyness
They're not, traps samefag a lot and pretend people love them.
Who Elsanna here?
Anna is my pure waifu and I love her but she is not real and I will never be with her. Because of this I only want her to have a pure and loving romantic relationship with her sister, Elsa. Elsanna is the purest ship in the history of mankind
>>24629003
Nobody here likes elsanna?
Anna is a shit that got fucked by Hans. Elsa is pure snow angel.
The freckles are too triggering
>87% match with a qt on okcupid
>she liked my profile
>don't know what to say
Pick the first thing that comes to mind and send it immediately
ayy (lmao) bb wnt sum fuk?
>>24629024
all I can think of are black jokes
>"Why do you poison yourself with that shit anon? Its not good for you you know!"
>>24628925
Says the girl who put a shit load of make up on her face
>>24628950
What shit?
Because it makes me feel absolutely fantastic.
inb4 white knighting, muh all women are whores
How can I get my friend to stand up for herself?
> friend is in love with one of you robots
> sperg voice, manlet, no job outside of getting neetbux
> just likes being a tortured soul because mummy keked him with a black man when he was 12
> friend is incredibly nice to everyone, even you plebs with your violent fantasies towards women
> watched her get called useless and "playfully" hit
> want to tell him to fuck off as she and the government are bankrolling his lifestyle
> that will never fly, just going to look like a jealous beta orbiter white knighting
> this is why no one likes robots and they shouldn't be trusted
How can I get her to ditch that fuckboy?
>>24628627
>> that will never fly, just going to look like a jealous beta orbiter white knighting
you are faggot
>>24628655
> jealous because I don't like seeing my friends with assholes
>>24628698
> beta kek after a roastie
> she's with Chad staying toasty
just got to b urself :)
Love money popularity. Fuck yeah
>power
>friends
>au
>love
>beauty
>s u c c
My christmasses were never like this :(
Is that really the standard in america? :(
>>24628501
Only if you have that classic white, close-knit family that's full of love.
tbqh I wish I was born into a white family.
>>24628540
are loving families real? I just dont think they are. Its too far from anything I ever been through.
>>24628501
No that is what upper-middle to upper class families have. Note the tasteless reclining bodhi statue in front of the mirror, and the old woman in the center who has had plastic surgery.
On a scale of 1 to super fucked
How fucked is a
5'5
ripped and muscular
average looking 5 at best
thick smooth hair
130 IQ < automatic major autism league member
most girls find me funny but probably not attractive at the same time.
Stopped reading at 5'5". Very.
>>24628532
You didn't actually stop reading, but you're right.
5'5 is super fucking fucked. I have never gotten laid in my life. Been only in 2 relationships with 2 chicks shorter than myself.
>>24628671
>shorter
kek how is it dating kindergarten girls? also reported
>"Why are you so scared of girls anon, do you have a tiny wiener?"
>>24628292
Because females are not human, by vicious monsters.
>>24628292
>it's bigger than yours
I do, and thats why I'm insecure.
I'm glad you're so understanding.
>eat three meals
>some buffalo bites for breakfast
>fruits for lunch
>biscuits for dinner
>all of a sudden mom heats up turkey leg and puts it in my room
>"what is this"
>"your dinner"
>"I already ate dinner"
>"you didn't eat anything all day"
>"I did eat food today"
>"you ate fake food"
>literally wants me to keep eating until I eat what she considers food
Jesus fuck i hate fat people
There's no protein in what you ate shes doing you a favour faggot learn to cook you stupid lazy nigger
>>24628269
The buffalo bites had chicken in them, the biscuits are made with egg. Holy shit you fat fucks need to kill yourselves. You don't even know what you're eating.
your honestly so retarded. god I wish I could fuck you
