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>tfw you'd die for her
>tfw she doesn't even know you exist
>>24641890
>tfw she's probably disgusted by you
pretty stupid of you if you're willing to die for her then
>You want to gently protect her innocence, nurture and provide for her
>She wants absolutely nothing to do with you
Tymote general, because we haven't had one in a while
Shoutout to Noxxie1337
Does anyone have the bosses?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoeO5RbgfMw
>>24641861
Itay is gay add him on skype golgolit2000
>>24641861
>ty
>mo
>te
Okay. Tymote. :DDDD
TYMOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK TYMOTE.
My addiction is back now. At least I'll make the most out of it...
>>24643374
T Y M O T E
Y Y
M M
O O
T T
E E
Post the lewdest pic of you are and waifu
>3dpd
>waifu
>>24641854
At least he's good enough to make a general waifu thread instead of spamming ones devoted entirely to that roasty. But that might be because he's just trying to avoid bans instead of a general sense of do-gooding.
>>24641888
I dont think they ban waifuthreads here
eggy here
ohayo /r9k/! remember, do your best today, alright?
i'm going to my wagekek job now but when i return I will post white pill video that i recorded this morning
>>24641691
off yourself lad
I will. I will do my best today, eggy. I'm looking forward to that video.
>>24641691
O F F Y O U R S E L F PLS
Is this new? Posting blatant ass shots to Instagram
>mfw
>whores
>liking women in 2015
>myrtle beach
The fuck did you expect OP
>>24641677
>ass
where
>string along guy online
>get to know him for a bit
>ask him for his height
>manlet
>tell him he's too short and cut all contact with him
>I'm not even a girl
>I'm a manlet too but I love doing this
>>24641624
that's hilarious, you should provide screenshots when you do it again. Where do you find these people? On Steam?
>>24641640
I do it on kik for now because I've been busy, they get pretty mad, there's a bunch of thirsty normies on yik yak.
>>24641693
Fucking lol this normies I swear.
Fembots, do you like giving handjobs?
Never have because kV
Seems boring though
>>24641848
would you suck a dick?
>>24641870
It's a fetish of mine, so yes. Have an oral cream pie/throat fucking fetish
You're asking specifically for grills so I'm giving you an answer, not trying to attentionfag it up
Would you ever eat pussy?
Post your best Elliot quotes
"Obnoxious drunk boys were chatting up pretty girls, and I wondered with great panic if they would be having sex together in the night. I often fantasized about barging into their rooms while they had sex and slashing them to death with my knife."
>having sex together in the night
>slashing them to death with my knife
Everything he says is technically correct, just.. off.
>>24641498
what would u rate elliot as?
id rate him a 6.7/10
>>24641572
7, 8 on a good day.
>after 27 years of suffering, finally FINALLY manage to find a gf
>literally perfect 6/10 for me
>tells me nobody else makes her feel the way I do
>comfy
>thinking about wifing her
>sitting on the couch one night
>11/10 nu-male Chad pops on screen
>gf squirms noticeably
>I glance over
>she looks away and starts randomly talking about the rain
>she literally feels hot to the touch
Fuck.
FUCK.
FUCKKKK WHY WHY WHY
EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT, HOW CAN THIS CHAD MAKE HER MOVE LIKE THIS? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
PLEASE TELL ME I'M JUST OVERTHINKING THIS PLEASE ROBOTS, CONFIRM MY FUCKING PARANOIA
How is your economical situation?
Who is the work horse in the relationship?
...
Whose house are you living in?
Do you have a hard on when you see a hot girl with big tits? Well its the same with her when she sees a hot guy but doesn't mean she loves you less just like you love your girl even though you fap to porn.
Just chill bro
>>24641383
She is hot for a fucking model on the TV .
Your insecurity at this point is more likely to drive her away than a fucking male model
Get your shit together.
>They cut off part of your benis
>Mandatory public schools where you learn falsified history, random trivia, and urban legends taught as facts, and get yelled at by teachers and beaten up by classmates.
>Worst economic crisis since Great Depression
>Work minimum wage job for a while
>Go to college, they make you pay insane amounts of money to learn the same stuff you could learn online for free in half the time with half the effort
What next?
Just leave if you don't like it.
You have the most valuable passport in the world.
>>24641291
If it makes you feel any better, the life of a Canadian is much the same but possibly more boring and with less ability to dream about "making it" some day.
>thank God I'm from a part where they don't mutilate dicks
>but everything else is the same as America
>except that means, as a foreign country, we have to rely on America and follow their orders
>almost had weed completely legalized back in 2003 but America threatened us so we got keked
>Government regulates everything so entrepreneurship is completely strangled
>College is cheap as fuck compared to the USA but it won't get you very far because everyone here wants to be middle class like muh Scandinavia
>be American fetus
>at planned parenthood to be aborted
>get shot
I'm in a mood for mysteriousness. How about a hmmmm thread
>>24641073
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>>24641073
fsdffffffffffsss
Djale coekwnwkx dkaoab
>NEET
>Just bought some stock
>wagekeks are literally working for me now
>mfw I will be able to suggest lowering their wages
>mfw I have more control over the place they work for most of their waking hours than they do
Holy shit how is this even legal, lol you are literally my property
>>24641035
Look at Jimmy Buffet over here with his $8 Worth of penny stocks
>>24641035
>0.00...01% of stock worth
>control
NEETs never change...
This is like paying a bull to fuck your girlfriend for 10 seconds and acting like you're their slave master.
>You're a kek whose livelihood is completely dependent on the actions of others
Get a job mate
How do you guys react to a girl showing interest in you?
I usually fuck it up by never expressing my feelings back.
>>24641001
Only if I knew
In my head:
>she's lying she's lying no girl would ever like you she's playing a trick don't believe her you're meant to die alone she's a liar why would anyone show interest in you?
Still a KV going strong.
>girl showing interest in you
This does not sound like robot behavior!
Hey /r9k/, my parents are bluepilled as fuck and I'm trying to teach them why modern feminists and SJWs are bad. Post anything like pic related that can possibly help me.
Bump. Come on guys, I know you have good material.
>first wave feminists were good meme
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_feather
>This was joined by some prominent feminists and suffragettes of the time, such as Emmeline Pankhurst and her daughter Christabel. They, in addition to handing out the feathers, also lobbied to institute an involuntary universal draft, which included those who lacked votes due to being too young or not owning property.[4][5][6]
>>24640920
You might have better luck just lurking the women hate threads
>opens 4chan
>is banned
>try to appeal ban
>gets double banned
>walk outside
>banned
Why the fuck do I get banned every few weeks for random stuff I didn't do? These mods are retarded
the shitposting is coming from inside the house
>preemptive ban
>tfw this is how you find out your moms camwhoring outside of /soc/
