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>tfw no matches on Tinder
Does doing it on an android emulator affect it or something?
Nah you're just ugly lol
post your profile op
>>24647889
>using Tinder at any time other than the summer
What exactly are you hoping for? Everyone's at uni right now. No one has time for Tinder.
>girls are made from their dad's dicks
>it's literally a guys dna
>if you fuck her you're fucking her dad's, a guy's, dna
>fucking girls is fucking gay
I can't be arsed writing this thread properly but you see where I'm going with this??
is fucking a woman gayer than fucking a man?
>>24647905
According to my calculations only half as gay
I prefer to think of women as gender bent versions of their dad. Like if their dad had been born a girl instead.
What do you do if you took a 24 hour medication 12 hours too early? Do you skip the next dose? What?
What kind of medication is it?
Skip the next dose then take the one after that as you normally would, continue from there
If you take another in 12 hours you'll trick your body into thinking it's in the future
How do I fall in love with a 2D girl? I've been watching anime for years but I've never become infatuated with a character. I've never fallen in love with a 3D girl either. Is it possible for a person to be unable to fall in love at all?
>>24647862
The secret isgiving me the source of that picture
You don't want to fall in love with a 2D girl, you'll just end up even more depressed
>>24648186
Headpatting Simulator
Who /mischief/ here
Online Videogame edition
>Playing gta online
>Join Titan of a Job mission
>Kill bad guys
>I get in titan
>Fly all the way to airstrip
>Land plane at opposite end
>Get out cover in sticky bombs
>People shouting down mic
>Tell them they have to finish the job
>Cause i need a shit
>They drive up and get out
>Just as they're running to get in titan
>BOOM
>They're all absolutely furious
>Start playing Barney the Dinosaur theme over mic
>I get hate message
>Report them
Sounds beautiful.
I used to derank in Halo 3. That game used to have the sweatiest, most fat tryhards who would get so hot when you would just sit there AFK.
>play mw3
>trap people in corners
>follow people everywhere
>jump in front of team bullets on hardcore
>purposley help the team
>get hate mail
>eject game
>insert dark souls
>woop ass
Who here /DarkSoulsSlayer/?
I also have a GTA online story
>Playing gta online
>doing very last Heist mission (the bank one)
>the leader gives everybody only 10% and himself 70% because "he fronted the money, so he should get all the reward"
>normally I would leave, but I got nothing better to do, so I stayed in the game
>am one of the hostage controllers
>get to bank
>I shoot all the hostages
>NOOSE immediately shows up after we finish taking the money and go outside
>can't even make it passed the first block
>one guy ends up leaving
>game over
>an hour of the leader's time was wasted because he was a greedy fucker
I'm going to sleep now.
Can someone say something nice to me?
>>24647661
You are not that pathetic
You probably won't die in your sleep
We love you anon
Sleep well
I'll see you tomorrow
Who /rejected/ here?
I actually gathered the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. Mind you, I was very nervous. She just laughed it off, saying 'aw, that's cute'. I can't blame her. I feel like trash, unworthy of love. What the fuck do I do?
>>24647644
move on, it's not worth your time if she's not interested. You did the right thing telling her how you feel, being honest about your intentions is most of the battle.
better than her changing her mind and dumping you after months of dating
I'm 20 goddamn years old and there I am, stuttering implicit love-confessions like an anxious teenager. How is it possible to pull this off without looking like a total spastic? What does normal people do? I hate this life.
In the best days of r9k, there used to be 10-15 elliot threads at any given time
the best days of r9k were before this guy.
The "best" days of /r9k/ are like the smelliest, foulest shits taken by Indians.
Is anyone here still from the before-time?
I mean the gentlemen era and before.
My dad is away for the next two weeks and I have to fend for myself. Running out of food friend. Once I run out of cheese and mustard all I have left is a few bags of spinach.
Guess I'll just lose more weight. Wouldn't be so bad except that I'm already a skellyfag.
24KV neet. Thanks for understanding.
Can't you order a pizza?
>>24647572
he didn't leave any food at all?
>>24647572
Microwave ready meals. Simple.
Why don't you take normie pills?
Don't you wanna be a normie?
I take my normie pills every day and they norm me out into the chillest normie you can imagine. I even have a gf now.
I got that but I take a beta blocker, no pun intended, called propanolol now. Best shit and helps social anxiety and gives you balls.
Look it up.
I took normie valiums until my dosage went up to 2x10mg pills a day then I started drinking and took all 60 of my monthly pills in one go with alcohols and ended up in the psych ward.
>>24647573
>beta blocker, no pun intended
Top kek. Never thought of it that way until now.
>family gathering
>have to pretend you care about their life and the price of bread
I just don't know how to do it anymore.
>>24647481
Don't be underestimating the value of cheap bread senpai. The little savings add up.
>>24647481
you could always talk about issues you actually do care about and educate them.
Why not try and find a middle ground in what you both would find interesting while stubbornly ignoring the boring topics.
>30 years old
>NEET
>applying to retail jobs
Don't end up like me robots. Change your lives before it is too late.
>>24647470
i bet you could still do something interesting with your life while you worked as a 30 yr old retail slave
>>24647470
everytime i see someone your age working a cash register I try to imagine how they managed to fuck their shit up that bad.
>>24647632
so getting autismbux and giving up would be better? I wouldn't say that's a terrible position for a robot
>mom groomed me to be her personal masseuse from an early age
>had me rubbing her feet, massaging her back, doing all sorts of fancy treatments to her
>have no frame of reference that tells me this is not normal keep doing it until I'm 13
>this realization crashing against my grooming pretty much destroyed any ability I might have had to associate with women
>the only thoughts that give me any sexual arousal are fully submissive in nature and no sexual fantasy I have involves me penetrating a woman
>she still asks me when I'll get a girlfriend every other week
>says she wants to have grandkids while she's still young enough to enjoy them
>still jokingly asks me to rub her feet like I used to in front of her friends.
who else lost any chance they had of being normal due to bad parenting? Pic semi related, all I can think about is begging her to lick her toes.
>who else lost any chance they had of being normal due to bad parenting?
Anyone boy raised by a single mother (95% of this board).
>>24647509
Roasties are going to destroy all of western civilization if we don't do something soon.
>>24647458
Ahahahahahahahah
And suburban white people make fun of blaxk
Hey /r9k/, cuteboi reporting
>22 years old
>get called petnames by random women AND men usually every other day
>dear, sunshine, darlin, so on
>get ma'am and miss most of the time
Estrogen was a great decision ^-^
>pic related, tfw a grill will never do this to me
>>24647379
>estrogen
Why tho?
>>24647379
post pic plsplpslspls
where do you live so I can make you my pet
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
Now be a good little boy and huff up mommy's fart, anon
>>24647350
>lights match
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>24648162
I like this post
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>>24648162
This guy here, this guy
