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Is it bad if I get an erection every time we tongue kiss?
Same thing happens to me
>>24654020
I've never kissed a girl so maybe I'm not best person to say this but, I thought this was normal? Hell I know if I had a girl tongue kiss me i would be diamonds.
>>24654020
if she gives you tongue then she's fine with it, probably gets off on making you hard.
Anyone else he so much of a loser that /r9k/ is the closest thing you have to a social life?
Unfortuntately it's the only social interaction I get.
I am also a loser but this isn't "social" interaction. You're just some letters on a screen that I assume real people(losers like me) typed in.
If r9k isn't your only social life you probably shouldn't be here. This is a place for the true misfits of society.
If you could impregnate a girl right now, would you do it?
>>24653871
yeah, without a doubt
>>24653871
Hell to the fuck nah!
>>24653871
Fuck no, why the hell would I want that kind of responsibility?
>tfw no money grubbing shlomina jew gf
>>24653791
god jew girls are so qtp2t sometimes. that middle eastern + european mix is just 10/10
>>24653791
How are jew women so cute when jew men are so fucking disgusting?
>>24653791
OP's picture looks just like this Irish Catholic girl I know. It's almost like
>>>>>>>>race is a construct
This guy got laid, what's your excuse?
anyone can get laid with a fucking dude
>>24653768
kim dotcom is rich
>>24653992
He's got a wife.
Time to hit the liquor store and then get drunk alone.
I want to feel like a poet tonight.
>Recovering from a cold
>Planning on getting drunk tonight anyway
What're you drinking, OP?
Maybe I'll have a little glass. I like drinking. It numbs everything. I think I'm getting schizophrenia and I feel so fucked all the time.
>>24653955
Just got back, I picked up some black ice.
I should have picked up some emergency booze as well because I drank my stash dry last time.
Normies why do you like to party?
And don't give me that bs about connections. You're all too drunk to make "connections"
I don't understand the appeal of drinking so much and risking your life by taking an unhealthy combination of drugs while throwing up and pissing on couches all night.
>>24653692
Robots, why do you like to post on 4chan?
And don't give me that bs about it being a nice diversion and a place to vent with no repurcussions
I don't understand the appeal of chugging 2 liter bottles of Coca Cola while clothed only in crusty cumrags as your weight balloons up by several pounds every day.
>>24653692
As a normie, I am obligated to go to parties by the Normie Code (the same code we ratified that excludes OP from all social functions and eye contact on campus). It is truly as awful as you describe.. Piss everywhere. People dying of drug overdoses left and right. Everyone too incoherent with a lethal cocktail of alcohol and prescription pills to make any kind of real "connection" (like I do here on /r9k/). All the nice girls from your classes make the rounds giving BJs to black men for the amusement of the crowd.
Meeting with people to have some drinks, maybe get stoned, and socialize is truly as violently awful as you describe.
>>24653692
failed normie & reborn robot here
>I don't understand the appeal of drinking so much and risking your life by taking an unhealthy combination of drugs while throwing up and pissing on couches all night.
very little of that actually happens.
The normiest of normies rarely even drink at parties. I went to a NYE house party and I was literally the only person who brought alcohol, and then got drunk.
Secondly, the normies who rarely DO take drugs always take safe normie drug and do them with extremely cautious moderation.
throwing up happens, yes, but literally no one that I know has ever pissed on a couch. Either while sleeping on it or while standing up and thinking it was a toilet or something.
Honestly, everything that you're describing is much more common with robots than it is with normies. Getting addicted to opiates, drinking alone and shitting themselves & knocking over piss bottles, etc. Just another night on r9k.
Also the world isn't just normies & robots. There exists a third type of person that is stuck in limbo between the two, and is usually too self-conscious to make the transition to either one and ironically end up being looked down & rejected by both groups. I guess they can be called failed normie as I just did, but that implies that they were normies at one point but that's never really the case.
Not even 10pm, i've already crawled into a bottle.
Two now.
Fingers want me to polish a third.
>10pm
bruh try 10am
>>24653606
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram
It exists m8.
If you ever want an out it's there.
Ultimately it's your decision
>woke up at 11am and drank a 6 pack of pabsts watching tv
>crawl back into bed around 12:30
>dry mouth keeps me from getting any restful sleep so I get up to go to my computer
>finish off a bottle of Jim Beam at 2
>start taking swigs from a bottle of Wild Turkey I bought the other day
>before I know it its already 7 and the bottle is finished
>started taking swigs of Smirnoff
>quite literally crawl back to bed at 9
>lay there with my thoughts restless and floaty
>cry a little bit
>browse /r9k/ on my phone
>probably will fall asleep maybe around 11 or 12
just another Monday night for me
How do you robots cope with the fact that you'll never be able to obtain a cute girlfriend?
I sleep a lot.
I also bang hookers. Lots and lots of hookers
>wanting a gf
You need to lurk more. You clearly don't hate women enough yet.
I don't really care to be honest. The whole reason why I'm not out having fun and living my life is because I'm simply not wired for it. I really don't have a strong drive to socialize or be around other people, and I've fully accepted that I'm destined to be forever alone. I'm sure that one day I'll wake up and regret all of it but at the moment I really don't care.
you know who I hate more than normies? Robots.
I wouldn't mind really, but any sign of basic functioning as a human being and they throw a hissy fit. Yeah I have a part time job, and socialise maybe once per month, but they doesn't mean I should "go back to reddit"
Cyborg master race.
This is a pretty good topic but I feel like it would get more responses over at >>>/r/eddit
Oh fuck off. You probably get off whenever someone calls you a normie.
What I don't understand is that Reddit is the perfect place for you gays. It caters to all of your needs and more. Just leave.
>>24653707
But Reddit is for normies.
I just want to talk about moderate robotic feels.
Not brain damaged retarded autistic feels.
Any /lit/ bros here
I'm a freshmen in college and I was wondering how to cite a work when you know the author, but the author is long dead (over 200 years) and the author's work has been uploaded on a website
I'm using MLA
pls help.
I'm an autistic shut-in and I've already read purdue owl.
Go to a writing center on your campus.
>>24653587
It's closed and the essay is due midnight ;_;
halp
wtf happened to this board?.
>>24653507
tripfags, anime/LGBT posters, ROASTIES, /soc/, normies, aussies, aussies, mystery, aussies
>>24653507
>Uses wtf
>posts pepe
>Asks why this board has gone to shit
The Oregon shooting, it ALL can be traced to that week, before that every other thread was a feels thread. Also there is a lack of feels guy being posted
>2012+3
>not wearing a trench coat
>>24653504
Why would I want to risk looking more of an idiot than I already do?
>>24653572
so, you can hide your sword and save the day when danger breaks out.
>>24653600
>implying I have a sword
Who /becomingfat/ here?
>Just ate a whole large Meat Lovers pizza myself, in one sitting
>It used to be just medium
>My metabolism is starting to fade away, and the college student diet is starting to get to me
>Looked in the mirror and realized that I've become grinchmode
>Can no longer identify my jawline, chin is becoming less defined
>ride bike 8km (one way)to work every day
>eat mostly rice and beans with stir-fry veggies
>apples, oranges, seaweed chips, and rice cakes for snacks
>dates when I am craving sugar/dessert
>play drums for 1-2 hours 3 nights a week + jam sessions + gigs once in a blue moon
>chubby girl once refused to have sex with me once I took my clothes off because I was "too hot" and it made her "feel ugly"
>tfw cockblocked by own sexiness
>tfw just want to fuck chubbies but can't
>tfw only traditionally "hot" thin girls want me
feels kinda bad and kinda good i can't sort out these feels
>>24653633
U gay nigga, aint no mystery
>start uni
>gyms expensive as fuck and far away
>all the martial arts places have training at times that don't fit my schedule
>never exercise
>shared kitchen so i never cook because i hate people
>gained 5kg in a year
>BMI on the edge of being overweight
>start to notice a gut forming
eric simply eric
Robots would do well to heed this advice.
>>24653295
I'd rather be a good person than a nice person.
>>2465329
what was he responding to
>>24653334
What the fuck does that even mean? Jesus christ. You clearly aren't a SMART person.
