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Currently sitting alone in a Dairy Queen. I just found out I didn't take an online final exam for my class so I've most likely failed that class now. Fuck my life. Any other robots out there have any uni advice?
>>24650972
Eat tendies then kill yourself.
>>24651002
Working on it fag
>>24651036
Quit fucking around and eat them.
I'm really angry today. I keep thinking about past shit that happened to me the anger just grows.
Why, man? Why this shit keep happening?
What happened did like ur dad diddle your naughty bits
>>24650989
are you projecting onto me m8
>>24651011
Naw my bits only get diddled by ladies
But how about yours
you fags will argue about anything
Fuck off to /b/ kid
Digital clocks. GIves you the information you need immediately
>>24650882
Actually, I believe we can all agree that OP is indeed a massive faggot.
Where am I supposed to meet with girls?
>never go to concerts or clubs because I can't stand normie/pleb music
>never go to any parties because of crippling social anxiety
>I go to uni but everyone got divided into smaller groups, and people rarely interact with others outside their group, also social anxiety
>out of 30 people only 4 are women in my group (computer science), and I have no interest in them
I don't know what to do. I have close to zero social interaction besides my friends. I'm just really shy in general, but I don't speak like an autist.
>>24650797
>friends
dude, at least you have friends and people to hang out with
At the supermarket, bro. Walk up to that qt picking up a cereal and tell her all about the damn cereal and then ask her name and her number. It should work after a few tries unless you're ugly as fuck.
Try working on your social anxiety first.
How are you unifags holding up on your first night of finals study week? I have 5 finals next week, 2 of which are basically pass/fail scenarios for the courses. I'm debating whether I should just pull an all nighter or not tonight to get a head start on the studying for the week.
Hold me
I know the feels anon. I have the same scenario with 3 courses
God speed
>>24650880
See you on the other side, brother. We'll make it out of this semester alive
>>24651318
>Finals in a week
>Make or break Final next week for Chem
>6 page paper due tomorrow (Haven't started)
>Fucked up sleep schedule
>Online homework due midnight(Haven't started)
>Test on Wednesday
On a serious note, why are Chemistry classes taught like math classes. I've never had to write a project or paper in these classes. Its just memorization of very crucial and small facts with lab experiments every week
Hey robots, I just wanna know how your parents met, just curious. I'll start.
>they met at a Doom LAN party
>they hit it off pretty well apparently
>they got married pretty quickly, less than a year after they met
>I was born only 4 months after the marriage
>>24650727
Are they still together? I hope so, that's pretty sweet mi familia.
My dad was older my mom was in high school
he fucked her and she got pregnant
she thought I was the flu but I was a babby instead
I got borned
the end
now I financially support my mom :( I have no friends
the end
of course they aren't together you twat
I don't know the story but I imagine it went something like this
Mom: "Hello I'm 30, have 3 kids and am desperate for a provider"
Dad: "I am desperate for a mate as well, let us join"
Then they accidentally had me, oops. Then they divorced.
We tried turning pepe into school shooter frog, and as you can see, that didn't work.
How do we save him?
>>24650681
Rapist frog?
>>24650681
i say we give up on him and just move on to the grinch in a mask holding a gun
Medium rare tb honest farm
Fuck you NEETkeks!
Now i want a Subway sandwich!
Going out soon.
What should i get?
yo please respond
yo T^T
tsk
>feel like ordering some food
>guy delivers it
>total comes to 11 eurobucks
>give him a 10 euro bill and a 2 euro coin since I dont have a 1 euro one
>guy just fucking leaves
>too beta to tell him i want my change back
fucking hell and I was having a good day too
I dont mind losing one buck but it's now a constant reminder of my betaness
and the delivery guy was a smug cunt too, he knew what he was doing, he didn't just forget/mess up
maybe he just thought it was a tip even tho its not so usual in europe? dude chill the fuck out
in the US he would have stared at you until you gave him a bigger tip
giving money is good tho
>What is your biggest weakness
How do you answer this in a job interview?
>I lack introspection.
COCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
FAT FUCKING COCKKKKKKKKKKKK
SKINNY COCK LONG COCK SHORT COCK
FUCKING COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24650438
Luckily I work in science and was never asked any meaningless bullshit interview question.
What the fuck is wrong with woman? Do they honestly lack any empathy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3339149/Tables-turning-boys-Man-sacked-job-called-feminist-commentator-s-Facebook-hit-tagging-employer-post.html
This folks, is a fine example of why you shouldn't use social media or use your real name and information on the internet.
Remember when they taught kids to never reveal information online? It's the complete opposite now, now everyone willingly reveals EVERYTHING and shit like this happens because now the internet is interchangeable with real life apparently.
IT ENDS NOW
REEEEEEEEEEE
>Nolan hasn't learned his lesson, insisting: 'I don't give a damn'
Based
>Saw a post last week of an anon proclaiming the benefits of wiping the tip of your penis after taking a leak
>Tried it and was impressed by the benefits (better smelling underwear, no stains on boxers, more wear out of pants since piss isn't dribbling down leg and wiping against inside pant leg
>Told my best bro about it and adopted it as a standard piss practice
Yesterday.....
>Walk into bathroom at work, piss into urinal. Dick hanging out the unzipped fly as I look around for something to wipe with
>Nothing close to the urinal around, decide to carefully walk all awkwardly toward the sink behind the urinals (almost waddling because my dick is small flaccid and I didn't want a drip to land on my khakis)
>Grab a paper towel and start dabbing the tip of my cock
>Hear the door open behind me, and quickly toss the paper towel into the trash
>normie Coworker that I have a rivalry with sees me standing in front of the sink with my dick out
>He coughs and smirks stepping in front of the urinal, I zip up my fly and get the fuck out of there to my desk
>Today, get called to HR managers office
>They say they received a compliant that I was masturbating in the men's room and exposed my penis to an employee
>Try to explain my side of the story
>Fucking normie HR manager whose never heard of wiping the tip says he thinks it's a bullishit story and asks me if I've ever heard of giving things a good shake before zipping up and stepping away from the urinal
>"N-no why would I do that? It's not completely clean "
>He tells me my last day is tomorrow.
>Talk to an acquaintance that's friends with a grill I have a big crush on who works a few cubes down
>Talk going around that I have a micropenis
>Tempted to quit so I don't have to go in tomorrow, but wouldn't qualify for collecting unemployment if I quit voluntarily.
FUCK. THIS. GAY. EARTH.
>>24650378
Dude why would you try something so risky at work, i mean really you should have considered other people coming into the bathroom.
Anyway sorry for you , do not off yourself
>>24650378
it's okay anon. i rinse mine off after i pee.
just think to yourself... all these people have dirty dicks and you don't.
what an advantage that is.
Go postal and masturbate on their corpses.
>he doesn't workout
Most of you have so much free time and you aren't willing to spend 1-2 hours making yourself look better instead you wallow in self pity , sit behind a screen and eat shit food. I pity most of you.
>>24650365
>and eat shit food
Hey, these custard creams are delicious.
Almost finished a 24 pack. Time well spent, brah.
i would if there was some worthwhile reward. but i don't want to extend my lifespan
Muscles/low bodyfat IS genetic. The guy in your pic was born a Chad then overate but he could easily lose that weight because of his genetics.
How do you hit on girls and what are appropriate times to?
I just got back from the store and the cashier there was very cute and looked like she was checking me out but I know that it's their job to be happy and polite to customers.
Same with receptionists and similar jobs I don't think that it's good to hit on them because they're forced to interact with you and can't speak their minds
>>24650257
>Lack confidence to hit on girls
>Years of rejection made me mistrust all women
>Cute cashier from the convenience store is nice to me
>I imagine myself asking her out and living my whole life with her
>"Anon?"
>Suddenly I snap out of it and realize that I spent 15 seconds staring at her
>>24650335
I know this feel. Also bumping this thread for interest
>>24650257
desu senpai I'm still not sure. It's one of those things that women expect you to just know.
If you get it right, good, she'll consider you. If you get it wrong, then you're a sexist mysoginist that was probably planning to rape her anyway
Ask someone who lost his virginity without trying at all anything.
Was it nice?
if you used a condor
umm yeah
>>24650220
where did he touch you?
