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I'm a really attractive man
I intentionally fuck women who are in relationships. The most thrilling part is indirectly exerting my dominance over their man. The sex is just secondary, the suffering I inflict on their man is by far the most satisfying part of it.
Anyone else understand this?
My cousin did that. Even knocked up two married women. One of the whores confessed to the husband and my cousin got a wood shampoo. Now he's just a loser with medical debt, no prospects, and a fucked up face.
>>24656045
>roastie cheats on you
>beat the guy up instead
Kek why do normies do this?
>>24655892
reminder that you're just as insecure as a kek and you would be a kek if you weren't attractive.
>be me
>20 yo man-child in freshman year of college (long story)
>college is prestigious but I pretty much didn't earn my way in
>barely functional on a day-to-day level, don't take care of myself, no extracurriculars or real-world skills, never had a real job
>trying to decide major and career but I can't do math or science so I can't do STEM or business/econ
>considering law school but I don't have proper disciprine to get grades necessary for admission, let alone to be a fucking lawyer
what do?
pic unrelated
boomp
drop out, save yourself the effort
or you could drop out
>get some guns
>write a manifesto
>make a post "no robots go to prestigious university tomorrow. Some of u guys are alright"
>???
>profit
>an hero yourself before the cops catch you
Is reading the reddit of the hobby world?
Yeah books are for fags
>>24655844
Reading is good, reddit is shit. So: no.
>>24655844
Nah. It's vidya.
> 90% of it is objectively terrible
> you have to keep on top of it or else it will pass you by quickly
> it's users think they're somehow unique
> mostly young audience
I think about suicide every day
I cry every day
Why am I like this?
Something's wrong with me
I ask myself the same question.
I do it all but cry. I just kinda sit here, feeling numb and wanting to die.
That's just how it is sometimes, friend. There are times when I don't even want to get out of bed, and I'd rather just crawl under my desk and curl up into the fetal position. Know that there are others out there that feel like you. You're not the only one that goes through pain and hardships, and there are people that want to help.
How long have you felt like this? Have you thought about trying to get help?
>>24655809
I'd say it's an extreme state of feeling useless or broken. I am feeling that, but I usually just keep to myself. Then I lurk, then lurk some more. Eventually i'll die. But I would like to feel as if my life has more meaning than waiting for death. I really wish for it to be.
Alright guys, I added my Ex girlfriend on Facebook and she accepted the request. Should I pursue her or not? Give me your wisdom guys.
The only thing you should be pursuing is a link to reddit
>>24655764
ree ree go back to /b/
>>24655764
Why did you break up in the first place? This is important to any advice we could give you
How does this make you feel?
http://www.faithit.com/miss-universe-just-dumped-tim-tebow-because-he-wouldnt-have-sex-with-her-his-response-is-perfect/
>Tim Tebow, the American football player, just got dumped by his gf, a winner of Miss USA, after dating for a few months
>The reason for the breakup: he wouldn't have sex with her
>The semen-demon has already taken the purity of two other men, but Tebow was able to resist her temtation
>>24655696
The fact that she went to the presses with that is really inappropriate
That's considered good enough to be miss universe?
>>24655804
Yeah, she's pretty ugly anon
Did anyone else heard about this guy called Candlejack?
My friend said if you say his name he comes and tak
God, this meme is old as sh- ...
>>24655712
hi newfag
>>24655712
2015 and newfags still dont realise you have to actually say candlejack before he ta-
beautiful asian women general
>wanting whats basically just a white girl with slanty eyes
why, That's all they are with their skin bleaching, make up, plastic surgery and western clothing.
>>24655710
I like slanty eyes
>>24655710
This, There are plenty of great looking asians who aren't photoshopped to hell in back and still have their natural black hair, why is it that those on the internet are only attracted to completely fake shit? Might as well just idolize anime girls. They're the same amount of real.
Is casual sex just like a meme?
I know that people have obviously had sex, but I really cant imagine most people doing that.
Like do people really have casual sex with people they have only know for afew days, or met at parties, or is that just in movies?
I doubt even a turbo Chad has sex more than afew times a month.
It's real life, my friend
>>24655647
I like to think it isn't. The idea of having sex with someone without getting to know them for at least like half a year really disgusts me.
>>24655647
It usually involves a fair amount of alcohol. Most people dont just meet and fuck sober. Most hookups happen at 2am after closing time...
/comfy/ thread?
post pics, things you like that make you feel comfy, etc
where is this place
i wanna go there before killing myself, is it far from montreal ?
>>24655563
Portland, I think.
>>24655563
>>24655721
yeah its portland
Why is it that no one cares about you before you blow your brains out, but as soon as you actually pull the trigger everyone and their grandma is talking about how much you mattered to them etc
>tfw no one ever asks you if you're ok
>tfw you can tell even your family dislikes your company
>tfw if you dont initiate contact with friends, they wont with you
>tfw you cant think of anybody who truly cares about you
If this all that life has to offer, I don't see the point of continuing on. Friend killed himself in September, and I was shocked, but now I see why.
>>24655428
They do care about you, but as the saying goes, you don't know what you have until it's gone. Doesn't make me feel better about the situation, in fact it's just one of those infuriating qualaities about human nature that makes me want to top myself and be done with this fucking world.
>>24655569
Exactly what I'm thinking anon. After a recent shroom trip I was thinking to myself and realized that none of my friends are truly what I want to call friends. Only reason I'm not gonna end it is because I can't imagine what my mom would do.
>>24655428
They'll care for a few weeks or months maybe then it'll be back to normal
i will make you a hot vidya game sampled beat for dubs
legend of dragoon menu theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik This.
>>24655455
simbly ebin, mah niggoy
>Sometime when i was 15 I read up online on jelqing techniques. I decided to give it a try for around 2 weeks and one day, as I did my usual exercises, I pulled down, heard a "pop" on my dick (which always happened). This time, immediately I lost my erection and I felt like as if my dick was "disconnected".
>1 month passed by - started feeling depressed
>1 year - suicidal
>2 years - stopped thinking about it
>10 years, present day - still can't get an erection
>Since then I haven't been able to achieve a full erection. That was 10 years ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2p7mlr/ive_been_impotent_since_i_was_15_because_of_an/
Jelq: not even once.
Pls tell me you actually went to the hospital
I'm convinced jelqing supporters are all guys with broken dicks trying to get others to break their dicks out of jealousy
Kind of an if I can't get an erection no one will thing
Yeah that's what happens when you do it wrong.
>Been jelqing for 9 months
>Already added 1.5 inches to length
>More confidence
Just do it right
>You can't expect a girl to come to you, Anon
Why the hell not? Why can't a qt just come to my house, knock on the door and ask me to be her bf?
Why is life so unfair?
>ask me to be her bf
I'd probably say no to be honest, even if she was super attractive
That only happens if you are born attractive.
>>24655238
Or just not pathetic
Anyone else eat raw garlic?
I suddenly got this huge urge to eat a raw clove of garlic when I got into bed a few minutes ago so I went to the kitchen and choked down on a full raw clove.
Anyone else do this?
>>24655156
*chowed down on (no homo)
>>24655156
1. How do you feel right now?
2. What did it taste like?
>>24655156
I do this too actually. Crushing a raw clove tastes great, love the burn, clears my head, etc.
Nice to know other people do this too
