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Hello fellow /r9k/ users
We are a small skype group looking to expand our group with more Robots to play games/watch movies with and just talk with in general. Come on in and join us if you are interested
add: chuggenmc on skype if you want to join
nice im in
Also, while not being a hugbox, the chat is going to try be something where everyone is included and a small clique doesn't form and run the chat after a few hours.
Animes allowed
Wow, what a great place!
My dream is to one day become so swole and aesthetic that women will approach me and I can reject them so that they know how I have felt for all these years.
What's your dream, robots?
>>24655288
The same as yours desu senpai
To browse dank memes to its full extent
My dream is to get plastic surgery and breast implants so that I can finally find a man who truly loves me.
>anon, it's your turn to read out loud to the class
>tfw you're the only one who didn't stutter every other word.
Why was everyone retarded
>>24655205
Fucking finally. I would read like 5 pages to every other person's half page because they had to stop and sound out any word longer than two syllables.
>>24655250
I get this completely, 3.7 GPA overall, loved reading aloud and presentations, aced English courses, selected to give notable speeches during undergraduate career. That said, doesn't mean others are idiots. Just means you have something to be fortunate and perhaps relatively humble about. I mean, don't get me wrong, hard to feel humble when I know how great I am. But like, don't actively put others down.
>Only know 3 streets around the neighborhood I've lived my entire life
>Have been total shut-in since I was 13
>Miles behind every human being around me
>Stay quiet whenever I'm around other people
>Can't really speak to anyone
>Can only speak with my family
>Stopped talking completely to my 2 friends from high-school
>They probably only tolerated me in the first place
>Can only talk to 14 year old kids in Arma 3
>Even when I talk to them I can only talk to them about Arma 3
>Can't talk to anyone that's 16 or older
>Constantly lonely and have no one to talk to
>Nobody worth talking to
>Will probably never find a good friend in this world
>Marvel at the way other people move when they encounter a job
>The way people outside of my family interact with one another is incredible
>Perform so poorly at my job working with my father hanging cabinets that people laugh when they see me do anything
Somebody recently told me I probably have Aspergers. I think it might be true. I don't know what to do anymore /r9k/.
Does anyone else on here have Aspergers? I don't know if I have it. I think I do. It would explain so much about my life. I don't know how I will get a job if something happens to my dad. I can't function normally around other people. I've just been living my life so scared of everything.
i'm behind, don't/can't talk, have no friends, and can't look people in the eye
i'm not sure what i have
no one's ever told me i have aspergers tho
i think i belong in a home though because i could never be independent fully i don't think
Why live scared? You aren't getting a second life after this one, why not just say"fuck it" and face risk like a man?
Kind of have a growing resentment toward my parents for not knowing the signs earlier (going in to see a specialist for possible diagnosis in January, have been talking with Uni counselor since September). I feel like 19 is probably too late to really help me with it or reverse the damage the social-rejection due to it has done to my social-anxiety. How the fuck could they not notice this shit
>Memorize hundreds of dinosaurs by age 5; weight, length, wingspan, height, etc.
>Annoy other kids on playground until they beat me up because I can't take a hint
>Hate all sports, but still get forced to play them
>Become obsessed with naval artillery by age 12, still obsessed to some degree
>Become obsessed with Rome at 11
>Military history in-general becomes an obsession
>Socially isolate myself over two school years to study Napoleon's campaigns (I was 16-17)
>Somehow fall into a small circle (5 people) of friends
>All go to different university's
>More comfortable with Professors than with fellow students
>Argue about the properties of Roman arches with art professor
>Several weeks later tell her she is believing British propaganda about Napoleon
>My walk is based on Prussian military marching, I have recently discovered
My expertise in history was enough to get me by socially in high school, simply because I had a prolific reputation for being one of the smartest (if not the smartest) guy in school (though, that didn't get me laid because I can't socialize worth a damn), but on a 13,000 person campus, it isn't helping me at all beyond making me look like an even bigger autist than I am.
Would you say this is accurate?
>>24655051
A little exaggerated but it makes a solid point.
no this is how women rate people and they're wrong about basically everything
>>24655051
Post a picture of a girl you think is a 7/10 and I will tell you why she is not a 7/10
There it is.
Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimetres.
Does some bernd actually think that they could do shit to me in an actual street alteraction? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is quaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-biceptbench. They quarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
>>24654309
I'm a fighter, so I really don't care about your circunference. I kick your faggot ass and say whatever I want in your face.
U mad?
>>24654309
where's your cd, breh
>>24654392
I carry a gun with me at all times and will put a bullet through your head and shit in your mouth before fucking you girlfriend.
U mad?
Who /SanAntonio here?
I'm moving to that comfy city
can texas please secede from the union
>>24654343
Texans are all limp dicked fuckin bitches tbqfh my family member
Born and raised there. Got the fuck out as soon as I could. Hope you like Tex-Mex.
Works everytime.how do I stop this? I don't want to die alone fuck fuck fuck
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Shit is annoying
>>24654102
>develop standards
That's code for pussying out. Your fear of failure/rejection/fucking it up is stronger than your desire to get comfy
>>24654169
Not really.
For me, I just get uncomfortable and see the undesirable features about that person to the point of not liking them anymore. It would be pussying out if you ditched the girl.
Anybody actually fell in love with a 2D?
Pic related.
>inb4 casual
I know she's just a marketing trick I just... fuck, I can't help her. When I see her I just feel alive, and I want to do tons of cool shit so I'd be interesting to her. I can't explain it I just love her.
Reminder that the combination of animated drawings and text bubbles you attach your feelings to were made and conceived by men. That makes you a faggot in the most literal way imaginable.
>>24653794
Not me, I'm into ponys
>>24653794
im gay so this is okay
Anyone else make it? In little more than a couple of hours I will have successfully completed No Fap November. I actually didn't fap the last couple of days in October. It was actually pretty easy although I humped my pillow a few times I didn't even edge.
WowNo survivors?
>>24653309
I lasted 4 days. Do you have superpowers.
>>24653309
>>24654040
Yeah I lost on the first day and have been fapping pretty much daily since.
Thanks for reminding me about nofap december though. I'll do no4chan december too to make it easier
>shy neckbeard who puts all of his time into his job
>creepy jew who like to make fun of the jew stereotype
>edgy skeleton who is a literal fedora tipper and preaches anarchy1111!
>weird punk chick who watches too much anime and smokes a LOT of pot
I don't have any people that I can actually call "friend"
I have one friend. I play vidya with him and it's pretty much all he does. He's attractive enough to be a chad but just doesn't for whatever reason.
>Girl who likes me
>Girl who I like
>Girl who used to like me and i used to like
>Girl who does sex stuff with me
Guys are mean
YOU GUYS
THIS IS IT
THE NORMIES HAVE FIGURED IT OUT
THE FORMULA FOR HAPPINESS
ADJUST ACCORDINGLY
IT'S GENIUS
MASTURBATE TO ANIME
MASTURBATE TO ANIME
All checks out.
>>24652364
NOTHING
NOTHING
HOLY FEDORA IT MATCHES
WHY AM I UNHAPPY THEN? NORMIES ARE BUT BEE AND YOURSELF
>>24652416
ADJUST
YOUR TECHNIQUE
What is your all-time favourite video game?
HARD MODE: No MMORPGs.
Startopia
>>24652063
Okami and twewy were pretty good. Playing fallout NV and the tomb raider reboot now.
Diddy Kong Racing
Anyone else bicurious here? Have you done anything with a guy yet?
Well, there was a guy trying to make me bi, but I still wasn't convinced at all.
I was mostly surprised since he's had a lot of girls and I'm just a weird intimidating guy.
>>24652005
That doujin about the school kid being forced to fuck his gym teacher until he loved it got me into traps.
Feels bad man
>>24652459
I have his succubus one. But I fap to it despite the penis instead of because of it.
Trips packs his shit and gets the fuck out of this board forever, quads leaves the internet too.
I'm hoping
>>24651902
who doesn't anon
We are all afraid of leaving.Be bold.
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