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>be beta as fuck male
>have qt coworker
>qt acts interested in me
>too beta to ask her out
>no one else knows
>other virgin coworker bro asks her first
>hit with no gf feels
>other coworker happily describes her on dates
>twisting the knife
>actually listen to his "positives"
>all red flags
>bro-worker is obliviously dating creepy gril
>wracked with survivor's guilt
>tfw
Should I try to help bro-worker? He didn't know, after all.
>>24656580
He's your fellow bro . You'd want him to do it for you.
>>24656580
What positives are actually red flags?
>>24657639
texting him for 10 hours straight, first date was dinner with her family
A dog of peace =)
Here's your reply. Shouldn't you head over to >>>/an/ with this?
crazy doggo is crazy
HE A GOOD DOG
HE DINDU NUFFINS
>tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, manok chasing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
+balut eating
>>24656552
Fucking hell OP, at this point you've got to be making some of these words up
Why go for a mud-skin? Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia. Go for a good race like Korean or Wapanese
What's it like to cum inside a vagina?
>>24656544
like your dick is melting.
>>24656544
It feels... right.
Completely horrifying. Some people would want to keep the baby and fuck up your life seriously
>tfw another robot you know with a similar shitty life committed suicide
this scares me, it's like it confirms there is no way out and it's the only option
>>24656368
How did the madman actually do it?
>>24656389
nembutal
>>24656368
it is. you'll get used to that feel.
and then you'll be one of us.
do you think you could actually fuck a girl? I am not even sure anymore myself.
who dis semen demon be
>>24656366
>>24656411
hot darn
probably
she wouldn't enjoy it and would probably joke about it with her friends after
How are you doing tonight, r9k?november 30, 2015
RENT DUE TOMORROW
>it's december 1 RIGHT NOW
Kind of down honestly
I was heading to my room and I accidentally stepped on a mouse
I buried him outside, but I feel terrible
Anyone ever interested in you? Past or present? Post them. Tell us why it worked or didn't. I'm interested in what you've all been through.
>pic related
>it's an old pic, only one I got
>still working on it
>>24656148
Is this a thinly veiled qt thread since I don't wanna feel sad anymore
>>24656334
no brother, i want to feel with you guys, see how similar we all are
>>24656148
A chick in HS who lived near me liked me & told me she gets pissed that I was quiet as fuck. She tried talking to me all 6 years before we graduated & moved on
Look who came back for my dick.
What do robots?
>come watch it with me in my bed :)
you are the most boring texter in the history of he world
>>24655938
>>24655948
Were you guys here for the last Tabitha thread?
Why is it hard for me to get over the idea that my therapist has sucked dicks and had sex many times?
Because it's a common misconception that the people who think logically don't like sex, and that if they do they are tainted by their emotions and not their pursuit of logic.
I don't care either way, because therapists mean nothing to me. I can deal with my own problems.
>>24655813
have you brought this up with her?
>>24655813
I dunno. Talk to her about it. That's the whole point.
>yfw never unite all of humanity under one consciousness that alleviates all suffering and ends the vicious cycle of life
>>24655798
>yfw never
>>24655798
This is an age of woe. Nothing good will ever happen. Everything will just keep flowing downhill until we're all dead.
>>24655798
yeah but these dubs will
>I'm looking for obedient and loyal male slaves who can obey My orders and do all My tasks as i require to become My precious servant and slave for My pleasure. Respect is a must. Very simple. If your interested or have questions feel free to message!
Would you?
>>24655584
would anyone ever find out
>iphone
Fuck no
who wouldn't desu
Memes aside, what's it like to be a NEET? How do you spend your time? Are you happy with it, or are you trying to change?
>>24655529
>what's it like to be a NEET?
Fun -great actually- at first, then it gets a bit boring, then it sucks.
>How do you spend your time?
on average
11:30 AM - wake up, stumble around turning off alarms and immediately fall back in my bed
1PM-2PM - wake up for real, eat the same thing as yesterday, browse 4chan & internet
3PM - walk my old-ass dog for like 15 minutes at most and resume 4chan
6PM - sneak into kitchen after my parents have left the room and eat the same thing as yesterday, eat in front of computer
7PM - walk dog again, keep on browsing 4chan
11PM - think about doing something else, keep browsing 4chan
12AM - think about doing something else, keep browsing 4chan
>1AM - Play vidya on my PS3, same games as yesterday, watch a bit of youtube while eating late-night snacks
4-5AM - go to bed as my parents are waking up
5-6AM - play a bit of mobile games and watch more youtube, browse 4chan on phone, finally get the shittiest 8-
> Are you happy with it,
No.
> or are you trying to change?
Gonna go get checked up at the doctor's and also look for a job for real this time.
>>24655529
If you are into infinite escapism then it's for you
Otherwise not really you'll want money to achieve great things like having a family
If you are friendless like me and cant relate to anyone you'll be in your room all the time and you will get bored
you'll go outside trying to walk or something but it's terribly boring and also you'll never be an exquisite male no matter how high-brow you think you are
So yeah it's boring overall, been a neet for 2 years now and i dont want to live under my moms roof any longer, im moving out soon
neetdom is a cocoon, it's great for a short period of time but youre not living, males need to build
>>24655529
Heres what I did today, because short memory:
>wake up at 11 am
>have bagel
>go on 4chan for 1 hour
>shower
>watch 2 episodes of anime
>turn on JB music and dance/imagine myself as a romantic guy to it.
>Have yogurt
>go on 4chan for another hour
>walk to subway and get a spicy italian handmade for ME by a certified sandwich artist
>walk to library across street
>sit in comfy chair and go on 4chan/watch anime
>walk home in rain because no car
>make this post
Its really pretty much day after day of this sort of thing, I think its alright.
>decide to go to 8chn (go to /v/ and /pol/)
>mfw spending 30 minutes there
Never have I seen a group of such massive spergs. I mean, they exist here too, but those faggots are something else, holy shit.
what were they doing that was so bad
>>24655494
As someone that is no stranger to raising heavy objects repeatedly I thought it made sense to check out /fit/. Holy shit, what a bunch of compensating manlets. And if I see someone say "aesthetic" one more time I will kill myself.
Their /v/ actively witch hunts for sjws. Their /v/ is vastly superior to ours which is literally a branch of tumblr now.
How ethnically diverse is your group of friends?
>>24655410
We have a half Mexican half jap
Filipino
Middle eastern
Half white half Mexican
Full Mexican
Full white
Mediterranean
Basically everything but a black person
I have no friend Op :(
>>24655410
I don't have any lad.
