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>current feel
>current song
I'll start
>One of the only things keeping me from killing myself just went away
>https://youtu.be/BNj2BXW852g
feelin good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE
>feel: dead inside
>song: none
>still waiting for the day I ever see my reason again
https://youtu.be/mCPgE3jRmQo?t=5m8s
who /wannabe badass/ here?
i just wanna be the bad boy that girls get wet for, who's life is one big joke.. why'd i have to be born so beta? im gonna die having had no fun..
God gave us dank memes, normies will never truly appreciate them.
>be a beta fag my whole life
>always very shy and timid
>one day in high school the teacher said if i can't figure out the material i'm probably not smart enough for college
>snapped and went ape shit, told the teacher to go fuck herself and flipped a desk
>everyone was afraid of me after that
Don't fall for the bad boy meme. it only works if you are tall and handsome.
>>24652112
check out my dank dubs tbqh
> Kent's somewhere getting the time of the day and you aren't.
i miss kent ;_:
kent can go kick rocks tb honest
I thought Kent was going to go full Elliot, what happened?
>good job son, you caught a fish, woopdefuckendoo, now go catch a fucking girlfriend will ya?
>*unzips dick*
>"That's what the fish is for, daddy"
>>24651826
You got the autism bug my friend
>>24651826
>catches carp
>keeps it
can't decide if you're asian, autistic, or both
>tfw you finally get a call for an interview
>>24651825
good luck anon
I failed many interviews before I got lucky. And I literally did just get lucky
>tfw you finalIy get a call for an interview
>>24651848
Thanks man. I've done 4 interviews over the course of this month and they all turned me down. I signed up with a Labour Agency 3 weeks ago and they have offered anything since I signed so I start reapplying everywhere again.
This interview is for a book store, which I want to work at so much, all the other options are industrial labour
Would you fuck bring a post op transwoman to orgasm?
>>24651808
No
Trans women are gross, I only like skinny femboys
>>24651808
jesus christ
this is more disgusting than gore.
I always has been curious, what kind of person would date a transwoman.
Regular man? No fucking way in hell.
Gay? They are not attracted to vaginas.
Anybody else have serious anger issues here?
I completely lose control when I'm angry.
>>24651607
>"anyone else here literally a child "
>>24651607
I have serious apathy issues.
I'm pretty sure I have hepatitis or AIDS or something and can't be bothered to get tested lol
>>24651607
kek. yeah this isn't really normal you manchild. see a psychiatrist
"hey anon, what are we doing tonight?"
I'm slamming my dick into the back of your throat.
Shut up, bitch.
I got something for you right here.
Well I've said it before, and I'll say it again
You get nothing for nothing: expect it when
You're backseat driving, and your hands ain't on the wheel
It's easy to go along with the crowd,
And find later on that your say ain't allowed
Oh that's the way to find what you've been missing
So I'm heading out to the highway
I got nothing to lose at all
I'm gonna do it my way
Take a chance before I fall
A chance before I fall!
>hurry up and get a girlfriend will ya? I want grandkids
Sure thing, uncle grancat.
I'm not entitled to a girlfriend? Then you're not entitled to grandkids. ;^)
don't fucking talk to me like that cat grandpa
>you will never drive home in your Lamborghini
>you will never take off your $1000 custom made leather shoes
>you will never have a glass of $5000 wine as you untie your designer tie
>you will never have dinner made by your personal chef
>you will never relax in your leather sofa and listen to fine jazz music played on audiophile stereo.
>you will never spend the evening in your outdoor pool while sipping another glass of wine, while shitposting on r9k or b.
Why even live
>audiophile
I hate this meme. I bet you use FLAC too you faggot.
>>24651574
When you are rich, you don't have all these petty arguements anymore.
>>24651525
>>you will never walk to your home, an abandoned Geo Metro with no engine or passenger door
>>you will never take off your $1 thrift-store shoes
>>you will never have a glass of moonshine as you untie your trash-rope 'belt'
>>you will never have dinner made by a personal chef before being thrown out partially-eaten by its original owner and finding its way from restaurant trashcan to your hands
>>you will never relax in your cardboard-box 'sofa' and listen to fine jazz music played on speakers ripped out of a Windows 2000 laptop.
>>you will never spend the evening outside a Walmart while sipping another disposable water bottle full of stolen wine, while shitposting on r9k or b.
Why even live
>see all these fucks on tumblr with their huge followings
>make a blog myself
>mfw it's gained 6k followers in three months
>gaining faster every day
>posts get reblogged by the big guys regularly
>mfw all i do is post stupid shit i find on the internet
it's really happening guys
GET THA FUK OUTTA HERE
Find a way to monetize it.
>>24651513
slowly redpill the normies
Any AGW skeptics out there?
>>24651468
why the FUCK is it going right to left
>>24651468
a lot
but you cant voice it.
OBEY
DO NOT QUESTION
IF YOU QUESTION, YOU ARE ANTI SCIENCE, ANTI PROGRESS, AND ON PAR WITH HOLOCAUST IDEALISTS
97% OF THE SCIENTISTS WHO WERE PAYED TO AGREE WITH US AGREE WITH US
>>24651518
Some graphs are like that...weird I know.
What do I have to do to get an average 5/10 gf like this?
>>24651452
You have to become Chad.
js b urslfthis post is original
Somehow you made her look worse here than when she was a blockhead.
>one month away from being 25
I just turned 22, OP. What should I know?
One month away from 26, here.
>>24651721
You're an idiot if you keep wasting time and energy thinking about women. That is all.
>26
>realize in 4 years I'll be 30
I still feel like a kid, what the fuck happened?
Screw you NEETs!
Now i want a Subway sandwich!
What should i get?
SPICY ITALIAN
P E
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NAILTI YCIPS
>>24651472
I-i meant to make a giant C, good to see it turned out well
>he can place orders at subway
NORMIE GET OUT
