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With all the general shit-threads taking over /r9k/, I thought it'd be nice we get our own as well. Socially anxious bots, get your asses in here and starts sharing those SA feels and stories.
>tfw 20 y/o NEET
>Can't leave the house because of agoraphobia and severe SA.
>Depression because fuck me.
>Cannot even talk to own direct family
>Literally lock myself away in parents basement for several days on end with pissjugs and mini fridge full of juice. Only come out to shit or to empty pissjugs/get more supplies.
>Haven't left the house in over 2 years. (Day I graduated high school)
When do I kill myself?
>>24649466
Who here has actually diagnosed SA and not some lying son of a cunt self-diagnosed?
I know you assholes exist.
>>24649466
>mfw this thread.
less general threads plox
>be me, eating a burger
>spill milk everywhere because i am a retard
>clean it up with rag
>hands smell like shit, cant enjoy burger
>wash them with soap
>soap smell is overwhelming, cant enjoy dinner
>cant finish burger
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
>try to go to bed at an earlier time
>end up going to bed at 9 am
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24649858
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
I LOOK LIKE I'M HIGH ON COKE WHEN I DONT SLEEP, IM IN THAT STATE RIGHT NOW RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>eating baked beans and chocolate
>drop my knife on the carpet
>hair everywhere
>wipe it off
>miss a hair
>hair gets in my mouth
WTF
What would you do if this place wasn't here tomorrow? Would you miss it?
This place is like a home to me, of course I'd fucking miss it.
Despite all the shitposting, tranny threads and stupid bullshit, all you anons mean a great deal to me. I don't know what I'd do without 4chan.
Very much, I've been in this place for ten years. I would be really depressed if it disappeared. Who am I gonna share my feels with then?
are we living in the most irrelevant time period in all of human history?
>>24649284
Nah. There's the technological revolution happening now. That's a pretty big deal I guess.
>>24649284
In all of human history? Very hard to tell.
In recent history? Fuck yes.
>tfw the last anything was relevant in my life was 1997-2000.
I feel like i'm frozen in time here, everything got shittier over 2000-2009 and just got worse after 2010. I just want to live in a dystopian cyberpunk universe, is that too much to ask for?!
Song related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91w6Q2tytLc
Is Aeropostale the most normie clothing brand out there?
Its what Mexican and Black middleschoolers wear because they cant afford abercrombie
>>24649171
This, but in 2005-2009ish
Nobody wears any of those now, and if you do you'll look like a maximus autismus who didn't get the cue on when to stop. The brands are Abercrombie, Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle. Do not wear any of these in the current year.
>>24649207
Good thing I have autism and this brand is about as normie as I can get.
What do people wear now? I dont keep up with fashion. Last time I went to /fa/ is when the board opened.
Why are white bois attracted to this?
if i had enough cum i would spray it all over them
>>24649156
I have an inkling that you would do that to any group of organisms anyway.
>>24649133
ok it's not because im white but they literally look the same
who /into tall grills/ here?
if you're into girls under 5'9, you're essentially perpetuating the existence of subhuman genetics
>Be 6'3
>Into girls that aren't taller than me
>It just works
>6'3 really is the master race of height
>5'7 manlet
>5'11 gf
Life is everything I have ever asked for and even more
nah. short girls are cuter senpai
>manlets will literally never know this feel
How do you sleep at night, manlets?
In a shoebox.
>>24649103
With my dick wedged between her buttcrack and the smell of fresh sweat.
Could be worse
>>24649128
bravo anon
pls no mute
Who /drug/ here?
Currently taken like 12 plebian nurofen plus, some night nurse. used to be an alchy but this is better.
I love codiene/morohine, any suggesstions/methods to get high at night but function for work next day? Got contacts but thats effort. I like near pharmacies
Currently zoning out playing valkyria chronicles and dark souls 2.
Also share drug stories
Opiate addict here. Haven't touched any heroin or oxy(except for Percocet) in years. Just poppy sed tea these days. I love opiates because I can function and perform my tasks very well while on them. Provided I don't do enough for 2 people to OD on.
How do I get MXE/ket, I think DXM is giving me brain damage
>>24649147
you can function just as well if you smoke a bowl familia
>>24649182
yes please stop taking dxm
Is one of your parents more attractive than the other?
Did one settle genetically? If so, how'd that play out for you?
>>24649057
dad's like a 8/10 and mom is a 9/10
>>24649261
So how the hell did you end up on this board??
Men always date up
SOMETIMES I MASTURBATE TO THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE MASTURBATING TO
AND BY SOMETIMES, I MEAN CONSTANTLY
*raucous audience applause and screams of laughter*
WHITE PEOPLE
THEY ARE BAD
>>24649038
LITTLE WHITE DICKS
BIG BLACK COCKS
>>24649038
What's his name again?
fuckyoustupidrobotblox
who into /skinny/ girls here?
She was born for big black dick
>>24648874
duh. pretty sure 90% of robots have standards that are too high (i.e. skinny, attractive face and hair, good personality)
Check your thin privilege
>Tfw wage slave
>Had to work 10 hour shifts thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday because of black friday.
>Thought I finally had monday off
>Boss calls me, "Sorry buddy, we're understaffed. I'm going to need you to work an 8 hour shift.
I should of listened to /r9k/. I should of listened...
>Sorry buddy, I really need that new yacht
what can i say? Neetbux dont pay for itself.
>not telling him you already had plans and are unable to come in
Jesus Christ this fucking board
>drink the brewed normalfag called 'coffee' for the first time today
>palms sweaty and my heart is racing
>its been like this for the past three hours now
How the FUCK do you normies drink this shit EVERY SINGLE DAY?
Iktfb caffeine is shit
Did you drink lots of espresso or some shit?
That shouldnt happen, underage gtfo.
You get used to it, i drink about 10 cups per day.
>Staying with sister after moving out from grandparents
>been here a couple months
>tells me she wants me to have dinner with her
>comes and tells me dinners ready
>wait a few mins, get ready (was naked) and come down
>She's flying off the rails throwing food in containers and plates everywhere
>says she ate without me and I fucked her over again
>tell her I was late to dinner, sorry
>says she doesn't want to hear, says she's tired of these fucking men (her husband)
>texts me I have 3 months to move out
I just want to clarify I have never brought any harm or anything negative to my sister since I was 7- never. Don't know how to feel or what to think. Already said sorry. Known for a while she's unstable and husband knows it. She got in another drunk driving accident a few weeks ago on her way to pick up my niece. I'm at a loss here. What is happening?
It was literally 10 mins. I did not request her to cook anything. She asked me if I'll eat with her tonight, and I said yes- I'll eat any lean meats except red meats and any vegetables you cook. I didn't ask her to cook anything. I just stated what I would eat. Why is she being so irrational I don't understand.
She is most likely a drunk op wait till she is in a happy mood and beta out with the apologies she will hug and forgive you
>>24648847
Sounds to me like something is eating away at her.
Probably her marriage.
