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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2015/11/30/university-of-chicago-cancels-classes-over-gun-violence-threat/
was this one of you guys again? I just woke up.
Also interested.
Crescat scienta, anons.
>>24640621
If you think about it, in this case the University is the one saying "some of you guys are alright, don't come to class tomorrow"
>>24640968
Does that mean the feds have to investigate the entire staff?
>tfw have to be at work in 40min, from 06pm to 04 am
JUST
>bloxmoot
>>24640529
Those hours kick ass. You could face a blunt in the street while the sun comes up after work and then go right to bed.
>>24640529
>tfw just got off of work, from 4AM-10AM
I've been offered a position that pays twice as much as a freight storeroom manager, but the job I'm working now is so comfy and easy I don't want to leave. Even if it's stupid as all hell for me to stay.
What's wrong with working when normies are asleep, OP? You don't have to deal with customers and you can spend your off-time doing whatever you like instead of having to dodge swarms of normies everywhere you go.
I have a date with a trap tomorrow. AMA
Make sure you lube up before he pounds you OP.
Has he been tested for the major STI?
>>24640269
Why are you such a massive faggot?
>>24640311
nah I got teh mouth herp but I'm pretty sure I'm clean of everything else. I don't really get outbreaks at all so meh.
7,300,000,000 minds, and of all of them, yours are among the worst
There's only one mind, anon.
Made me kek, thanks!!
>>24640219
'There's only one...' and 'we're all...' and 'there is a connection...'-tier relevations are worthless.
My harem of waifus itt
if you're waifu is a real girl then you are almost with complete certainty a CVCKOLD.
Im sleepng with my waifu
My buttfu
Im angry, flustrated, furious and tired of my fucking life.
I've got enough of waiting for things to get better and trying to improve the way they are.
Im fucking done.
WHAT DO
TELL ME NOW
>>24639935
Just lift bro it worked for me ;)
Train yourself for hand to hand gun to gun blood for blood combat any terrain any time of day or night prepare to fight
>>24639935
listen to something like Disturbed, go to shady gym buy membership and start working out, get tatoos, get chopper, now drive along the country from bar to bar and paint the floor red.
>tfw receding hairline
>tfw acne
>tfw dark eye bags
I have been blessed with the worst genetic features of youth and old age at the same time. Who else here /geneticallyfucked/?
>>24639827
How old are you cunt?
I'm 19 and my hair has completely thinned out on top.
>receding hairline
I have those, but they're like that literally since I'm 7 years old, I bet most guys who says they're balding know how hairlines work, also this is manlier, just look how weird dudes with forehead hair look
>>24639845
20 is my current age
*buuuurp* *farts*
*YAWN*
Mornin' wagekeks, just got back from McDonalds. Spend some neetbux on a delicious Mcgriddle and HashBrowns made just for ME by a qualified McDonalds frycook. Ill take a nap soon, have some subway later, and do what I enjoy doing!
Tick, tock wagekeky - how much time is left on the wagekek-clock? Monday isn't forever, you silly wageslave! But don't stress it, after a mere of 5 (five) days on the treadmill you will get another weekend.
Now, isn't that something to look forward to, wagekeky?
And thank you for paying your taxes wagekek!
Psst. Hey, wagekek.
Come closer. Cloooseeer...Tick tock
>>24639704
>Tick, tock wagekeky
Yes, tick tock NEET.
You do know that your neetbux will eventually run out and your mom will kick you out from her basement, right? Enjoy your hedonistic life while you can, because in a few years it'll all end and your only option will be the helium tank, if you can afford it :^)
>>24639704
FUCK OFF RONALD, THIS IS A SUBWAYS BOARD
No one wants to eat your greasy unhealthy shit when they could be eating a delicious and healthy handmade sandwich at Subways.
"Eyyyy anon, ya went a hit of heroin m8? itll make ya feal ral gud"
I'll do some heroin when Ewan McGregor stars in a decent movie
>>24639493
Anon: 1
Ewan Mcgreggor: 0
>>24639493
Trainspotting was awesome, you vile pleb.
Open page 47, the first sentence will describe your love life.
A bar chart depicts the frequency or the relative frequency of each category as a bar rising vertically from the horizontal axis.
>>24639469
The frequency of frequency?
WTF?
Things that should be easy were difficult, too difficult.
Who /shmemer/ here?
>reference 4chan memes in real life conversations as subtly as possible so nobody gets the reference
>say 'you're a big guy' when someone asks if they're capable of something
Anyone else like shmeme around?
>>24639138
Yeah. I do it specifically towards people that I think also dabble in memes so that they later ask me which memes I've messes around with.
After that, I deny everything and say that I don't know what they're talking about
>>24639222
Interesting, I do this specifically to people I KNOW don't partake in memes. I get a thrill from knowing about a specific meme that others do not
>>24639253
Ah, meme superiority. I do that a lot too. Good stuff. Then, the other memers think they're better, but I know I'm better than even them
>tfw healthy
>tfw never get ill
>tfw no disabilities
>tfw tall
>tfw above average penis
>tfw it doesn't matter because I have a 3/10 face
>>24638870
Get a haircut fgt
>>24638870
You left out personality, so that must be shit too
>>24638870
>tfw healthy
>tfw never get ill
>tfw no disabilities
>tfw tall
>tfw above average penis
>tfw I have a 8/10 face
>tfw it doesn't matter cuz I have no time to focus on anything other than my hobby/passion/dream (writing code)
Hey robutts,
30yo NEET starting his first year of college here. Well already started. It's clear I'm going to fail one class no matter what I do. What im trying to find out -and is nowhere on the fucking internet- is will a different F cause a different drop in GPA? For example, would a F with a 30% drop my GPA worse than an F with a 50%? I know im gonna fail and I just wanna know if its worth doing any more the assignments.
have a real nice picture as thanks
Its fucked Bob...
>TFW stop going to class because even if you get a 100% on the final its still fucked
>>24638770
Afraid not. It's counted as 0.00 credit hours. No worse than getting a zero.
How is it for a fellow old timer? Are you getting ragged on by the other kids?
I'm thinking of going but figure I'm too old to get any use out of it
Who /sickasadog/ here?
I would definitely stay tucked away in bed right now but being so close to finals I can't afford to miss class
I haven't been ill in years. I puked once last year but I wasn't nauseous or ill.
>>24638681
i was sick for two weeks and it lifted the day before thanksgiving. i can identify with your feels, except i missed a ton of classes and work, and tests are right there so i'm a little lost.
don't miss class my homie.
Pictures like these make me sad and turned on
>be 2700
>Earth has turned into a fat-fuck safari
>/fit/izens moved throughout the galaxy and succesfully integrated within alien societies that value the fine arts and strong physiques.
>"Intergalactic meeting for the preserving and exchange of the ancient arts" #6 is approaching.
>I've been chosen to represent mankind to present examples of humanities greatest achievements.
>head of the council, and our host Richoriflux Pianimus gives me the mic
>Start talking about the rise of empires, the gift of adaptation humans have, about the strong spirit
This is where it all goes wrong..
>suddenly, someone shouts "Bruh, weren't you the ones that fucked up your own planet by being lazy and using veichles?"
>Start to stutter and try to ignore him
>It's Lifterius Brehismus, representant of planet Mutant Gains.
>"Degenerates, all of you. Keking yourselves in the galacticspace by watching porn, while we fuck your fat women"
>95% of all female humans are obese
>the aesthetic men have no choice but to breed interplanetary with foreign life, competing with the often superior males that are native
>Either that or devulge into gene-slaughter and mix with the women of earth
>tfw no qt andromeda gf
oh, but back to the meeting..
Wrong board you fucking queer.
please go on
