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>made 350 euro today through CSGO trading
>feel no satisfaction
WHY CANT I FUCKING FEEL ANYTHING GODDAMN IT
>file.png
hey there reddit.
>>24631407
>going through my reaction folder for the right picture
google is easier senpai
>>24631433
enjoy page 15 ledditor
I'm not a woman hater like most of you but I thought I'd post this: The woman who posted this,I know for a FACT this woman has STRIPPED and taken sex for money. There is no limit to how delusional some women can be...
That's just how self righteous the "sexually liberated" modern woman is.
Desperate to justify their indecency and degeneracy by stating that there's nothing inherently wrong with the depraved and sinful shit they do.
People indulge in vices
That doesnt mean they like themselves for it, most people generally dislike themselves
Only the best of us doesnt give in to our impulses
What an inspiring statement from a actor who loved jailbait and was prosecuted for it
>be me
>delete twitter
>delete normiegram
>deactivate kikebook
>end group chat with normalfriends, uninstall messaging app
Feels good to be back guys.
You'll get sick of it once you start to get lonely
>>24631100
Why would you give up being a normie you fucking idiot?
>>24631139
>>24631253
I'm a failed normie man. I don't ever get laid and I have very few friends
https://youtu.be/ajX6CGDMvB8
the fuk
she's pretty funny t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xYr4EaFu5M
>>24631024
Knew who it was before I even opened the link. Please, fuck off.
Hey it's me again, just popping in to chat. I was here every day but didn't really post anything because I was busy but I think I'm back now, or at the very least I am ready to talk again. Those deaths on my reserve I spoke of, they've actually messed me up more than I realised, I went into another fog but this time it I just sort of let it, I am probably to fragile to just directly confront myself about how I feel. I don't want to talk about my feelings. 2 kids died, and now it has me almost obsessed with death, this happened to me before. Of course, I don't have anyone to talk to about any of this, and I got rid of facebook because it's a distraction and not a positive thing for me. I won't miss it.
Can you elaborate? No idea what it is you are talking about. Reserve?
bump 'cause I'm lonely
>>24631103
oh heh I made some friends on here a couple days ago when I told about what happened :x well my reserve, a reservation I'm from but don't currently live on, 2 kids from there died a few days ago in separate incidents. The one, age 17, kid was hit by a drunk driver and was brain dead and then he died a day later, and the other kid committed suicide, age 18. They're like the same age as me, kids shouldn't die :(
>18 years old
>Don't know how to swim
Am i fucked?
>>24630586
>Am i fucked?
Just stay away from water, bro.
Not really, unless you live near a beach. I didn't properly figure out how to swim untill I was 12, and even now I'm still shit at it.
>>24630586
Very
I keep forgetting it isn't instinctive for most people. Where I come from not knowing how to swim is like being retarded.
>WENT POOPY IN PANTS
>MUMMY WONT CHANGE
>SAYS NEED TO BE BIG BOY NOW
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I miss these threads. I'll never understand why good boy/pretty princess threads died off. Or poopoopeepee threads.
>>24630192
Because it's Reddit tier circle jerk humor
>>24630192
i wanna be a pretty princess so fuckin bad
Go the fuck to sleep wagekek
>>24629993
I don't want to, though. I'd rather enjoy my night and let my lack of sleep affect my work.
>>24629993
I will but after I fuck my gf
Nigger I'm trying
This marks my 7th year anniversary of the first time I masturbated at my grandmas house
>be 11
>at grandma's house for thanksgiving
>in shower soapy
>start stroking dick like they do in the movies
>feelsgood.jpg
>suddenly jizz
>earthshattering orgasm
>proceed to masturbate with everything in that house whenever I can
>every year I go back and jack off in that shower to commemorate the marriage of my hand and cock
>I'm 18 now and masturbated with the same brand of body wash and smell that she always has in there
Anyone else have a masturversary?
bumping tjisssfsg
I started masturbating too early in life to really remember. I would pull my ballsack back over my tiny dick and vibrate it.
>>24631013
I remember watching that episode of Dexter's Lab when he transforms his sister into his mother and my cock getting hard, I must have been 7 or 8. I didn't understand shit obviously but it felt good so I waited for it to rerun, video taped it and I'd watch it and rub my dick.
Once I figured out masturbation I had all kinds of really weird fetishes, and this was before I had access to internet porn much less quality 2d. Like worm parasites infesting someone, breast growth, dick girls, slug girls, cow girls with udders, minotaurs, boob vore, breast impregnation, it's really impressive the amount of fucked up shit I thought up to fap to before I got the internet. Honestly the playboy magazines kids kept out in the woods didn't really interest me that much, too vanilla.
Imagine my fucking glee when I found the internet and discovered that there are millions of people just as twisted as I am.
>sit next to a male feminist in class
>never shuts up about it
>tries hard to get in with the 'collective' at local uni
Is being a male feminist the ultimate form of beta orbiter? They have to be the most desperate, downtrodden, worst men to have ever existed.
>>24629914
>be male feminist
>all of the women around me are open-minded and aren't obsessed with the idea of a masculine man
>literally get to have sex just by being myself
Have fun being bitter, lonely, and miserable!
>>24629914
Call him a whiteknighting kek and tell him to go back to Reddit
>>24629970
Nobody believes you unless you are tall and attractive, in which case it literally does not matter what you say, believe, or think
[yawn] goodnight wagekeks! Hope you enjoyed the holiday and long weekend...it's back to the grind tomorrow! Hopefully you didn't party too hard, wouldn't want to put on a disappointing performance for your boss now would we?
Goodnight students! Hopefully you're all settled in back in your beer-stained concrete cells. Be sure to study hard to earn that degree...hey, you'll be working the same jobs as everyone else but at least your parents won't call you a loser!
Goodnight NEETs! Sleep as late as you feel like tomorrow, but do try to get up at a reasonable hour...it's supposed to be one of the last warm, sunny days before winter sets in and you'll want to enjoy every second of it!
And lastly, goodnight my self-employed brethren! We have another busy day ahead tomorrow, living our respective dreams instead of toiling to make someone else's money!
Goodnight! I actually have been sleeping a lot these last few days. Must've been all that turkey I ate! I might go for a nice long nature walk tomorrow, or maybe I'll even drag out my easel and do a little landscape painting! Oh, the simple joys that wageslaves have to wait until retirement to enjoy!
This is a nice thread.
>>24629875
> 10pt Arial font
my sides
"Wagekek" here
I don't really consider myself too bad off,y job is pretty okay, 80k a year as a probation officer, I mean work is dece.
my boyfriend stuffs his dick in my pussy and it hurts every time we have sex. the first time he had tied me up (he's into bdsm and stuff so i went along with it), i had not seen how big he was before i agreed to it. it hurt so bad but he forced it in me anyway and i was literally in tears from the actual pain of him fukcing me. he stopped a few times but he just jackhamered me at the end. hes not only got a fat dick but its also 8.3 inches long...last time we fucked was the third time that it hurt this bad and i'm wondering if i need to break up with him over this (obviously don't want to over this petty problem), the inside of my pussy hurts whenever i walk or sit down in certain positions for hours or even days after. when i told him this he said it should stop hurting after he stretches me out a few more times. i'm too embarrassed to ask my doctor for pain meds lol
>>24629806
>he's into bdsm
That should be a red flag for an abusive person steer clear of this guy
>>24629868
what makes a guy be abusive? will he change?
>>24629806
Use lots of lube. It is now silly to break up over something like this as sex is very important in a relationship. Maslow's Hierarchy places it at the foundation to the pyramid. Pic Related
>tfw no manok chasing, tiyanak finding, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, tinikling dancing, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Best thread of the day. You're the king of clockwork OP
>>24630694
does he post it at same time everyday?
thanks for the daily post op
>I'll do it tomorrow
>I'll do it tomorrow
>it never gets done
THEN DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
I'll call now
>16
>start having really bad suicidal thoughts
>stop going to school or doing schoolwork
>stop doing anything but playing video games and reading 4chan
>always tell myself that none of it matters anyway because I'm going to kill myself soon
>that was 9 years ago
Reminder that women are out to take the easy way out in life. Do not fall for a pretty face.
>pic related
Isn't pic related kinda the opposite of what you're saying though?
>>24629655
it is very much pic related. She is out to get a hot rich guy hence take the easy way out nigger.
>>24629632
>marry a rich hot guy whom she can cUck with Jamal while he's not home
filthy degenerate mongrelized subhuman
bet she's not Catholic and doesn't even have parents
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