why arent you raiding r/4chan faggots? you make a account make a misleading topic and link to some gore on imgur
>also r9k nigger and lgbt safe space
degeneretes
I want to so bad but I doubt it'll leave a dent. Maybe if hiro can claim some type of copyright we can get rid of them for sure.
>>24636997
i made a topic there once with a mutilated penis, i think 1 of the comments where shocked for real
and the faggot mods there banned me
>le epik raid maymay xDDD
>anunimouse wa leejun rite guise?
Seriously, just get lost with your juvenile garbage.
Never made it as a chad man
I couldn't cut it as a beta thirdwheelin
Tired of living like a wojak
I'm sick of seeing all these stacies feeling
And this is how. You remind me
This is how you remind me of how beta I am
This is how you remind me of how beta I am
It's not like you to respond promptly
my life amounts to a greentext story
This time I'm not wasting
Time on all the roasties that I've been chasing
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every feels thread
These fives words...
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youre trying too hard
lol
well memed
>inb4 muted for 2 seconds
how i feel seeing this
I don't feel like i belong here.
I spent a few years on this board and i am a lonely loser but i feel like i do not belong here either. I am not much on an anime fag like you guys and i am too depressed to play games.
I am also not a tranny fag, fat fuck or a manlet. I am just a weird normal looking guy who is super boring, has no talent and is unable to relate to anyone.
I sometimes feel like i am dead inside.
Wow that's interesting tell me more
>>24636705
we are the cyborgs
sometimes we have talent, sometimes we have friends..
all the time we are autistic.
i was once to depressed for games too bro
then i tried steam and started playing for three months to escape the pain and the bad thoughts
it helped but now i have to move my body somehow.
even depressed or weird normals try sometimes to be something special. iam just a weird normie blu.
tip: take the things like they are. stoop thinking so much. and stop wanting to be this shit.
Would you share your wife with your son if she is not blood related to him?
>if she is not blood related to him
How would that work
Anyway it depends on the over all family structure.
Like can I fuck the my daughters and shit, and every just fucks everybody type thing? if so then yes.
Otherwise no, he needs to get his own girls and leave my woman alone.
>>24636780
>How would that work
Not sure where you from but in most places people can remarry after divorce/death of a spouse
>>24636694
No. I'll get him a callgirl for birthday though, assume he has >tfwnogf
Got a work Christmas party tonight guys. haven't been to a party in 7 years. I'm so nervous. How am I supposed to act? I hate dancing and I can't talk to people without being very drunk and will probably embarrass myself.also, a friend of a friend wants to know if taking mdma before a work party is a bad idea
that sign is dumb in the age of 4g lte
>>24636469
Yes it is a bad idea for a work party
Just make whatever holladay normal small talk, stuff your face, then do whatever in a corner somewhere or something. Or just get back to work after you said your hellos and got some food.
I mean you work with these people so it should not be that hard.
You act like anyone even cares. Here is something that may blow your mind. People don't care nearly as much as you think they do. They truly don't give a shit.
So chill out and enjoy the free food and...
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>>24636560
>not wanting to call your friend from school on a stationary non mobile phone to come over to your place to play some SNES or N64
Why aren't you living the YOLO lifestyle /r9k/?
Maybe if you didn't huddle up in your room and went out to flirt on girls, even if youre a fucking freak because YOLO, you probably wouldn't be a virgin
You know it's true
Sex is easy to get and worst comes you can pay to win and get a hooker
I want a partner for life to grow with and love
Throwing myself to the wind is not going to get me that
>>24636486
but women are all whores and for you to have sex with duh
Why aren't you living the MUSG lifestyle /r9k/?
Maybe if you didn't go out to flirt with girls and huddled in your room, even if youre a fucking normie because MUSG, you probably wouldn't be bluepilled
You know it's true
You wake up youre a friendless kissless handholdless lifeless 24 year old virgin and you realize you continually fail some sort of test you take when you interact with people, that you've been taking and failing this test your entire life
What do?
Stop failing the test.
Shitpost all day
i do my best i guess, what else can you do.
/r9k/ places far too much emphasis on social matters. /r9k/'s social ineptitude is probably partly due to this. you guys stress about tiny interactions. i don't know if you guys just get carried away or are especially sensitive people or what. its like one stammer verifies your warped view that you really are an un-normie.
what the fuck is wrong with modern women?
That's a pornstar.
Tessa Fowler.
Enjoy your women hate thread.
>>24636409
Everything.NoOriginal
>>24636409
> You will never suck on those nipples
Robots what are some lonely jobs
I am keen to just get a comfy job with minimal interaction with people
Doesn't even have to be comfy, I am not one to shy away from hard work, as long as its quiet.
Help another Robot plan his life out please
Self bump because I am keen so suggestions
What about a national park thing
>>24636292
Mhh nature, I like it. I don't think there are any near me. I should look into it
>tfw you realise that for EVERY Awoman you meet there is a specific sequence of words that you could speak that would allow you to have sex with them
>you will never know these sequences of words
>>24636264
Woman*
Whoops
>>24636264
I'm not going to call you a faggot, but I'll give you a few choice words;
The sequence of words that you're looking for starts with; "Oh man, I have 500$ and nobody to spend them on. Would you do me the honours?"
Do this without a creepy smile or staring directly at them often leads to either laughter or disgust. But it often clicks. Actually having 500$ also helps.
>>24637075
Hand job with lotion / 10. Wouldn't recommend this.
I'm in a relationship but want to use Tinder to chat with people, not to hook up, is it wrong?
Nah it's not wrong at all OP.
If you actually state that in your profile and tell the significant other, no.
Otherwise, that's some shady shit.
kill yourself retarded normie
Would you prefer a qt/10 gf or the ability to piss wodka or diesel from your penis?
why would I need vodka if I had a permanent QT OP?
>>24636076
i dont even like alcohol, gimme a qt to pound into the mattress
Sell vodka and diesel piss in order to get rich, I am far too intellectual for your petty human urges :^)
how can I make friends
Just find people who have similar hobbies as you and interact with them, either they will not care for you or they will, go from there
>>24635960
this, 98% of my friends are from videogames, other 2% being school major related
>friends
>/r9k/
>be me last night
>got together with girl who is honestly cool af
>nice TnA
>fuckyeah
>netflix and chill
>give her that look
>foreplay includes lots of licking and biting
>decide to get to it
>banged for about 15-20 min cowgirl/doggy/mission
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Kegels, kegels, kegels. Results after 2 weeks consistent kegels are amazing. Keep it up for a month and you'll be cumming on command my brother. But the trick is to keep it up, or else the negative effects will show pretty quickly. Trust me.
Also, try picking up a sport that you can pratice which involves your legs a lot. So stuff like running, cycling, soccer, basketball, football you get the drift. This will help you with both overall stamina and will improve your hardon because your blood can pump harder and contains more oxygen from working out.
Also,...
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>>24635852
>>>/soc/
seriously, why post this on /r9k/ of all places?
>men having an issue cumming
Is this real life? I literally blast in 20 seconds and these threads are scaring the fuck out of me.
Are robots the bourgeoisie or the proleteriat?
>>24635816
Neither - You are the Lumpenproletariat
>>The bottom layer of the working class that is unlikely ever to achieve class consciousness and is therefore lost to socially useful production, of no use to the revolutionary struggle, and perhaps even an impediment to the realization of a classless society
>>The class of outcast, degenerated and submerged elements that make up a section of the population of industrial centers which include beggars, prostitutes,...
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>>24635816
if you aren't the bourgeoisie you are a proletariat
>>24635816
Lumpenproletariat