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Let's forget about everything and prepare your favorite hot beverage.
I'll start :
Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso
shigatsu is garbage
Seiyu's life is pretty comfy.
umaru is comfy
>tfw fat, ugly and inferior
I just want to try sex before I die
>tfw I'm 23 and in the worst shape of my life.
>5'9.2"
M A N L E T S
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tbqh
if you're fat you're not really trying. you could be hiding decent facial aesthetics under all that fat. you're only allowed to complain if you're still unattractive after losing the extra weight
>Day 5 of NoFap
Day 2. I feel nothing.
it will be worth it when I no longer need some german nazi amputee midget bdsm porn to get off
I'm on day 22. Feeling strong.
Why don't you workout anon?
>>24647186
I seriously don't understand what this picture is trying to say.
>>24647186
Uh, what's the implied difference between those two positions?
The one on the left is the Stacy because of the way she arches her back to give her ass easy access.
>she was 'raped'
>she wants people to pity her
>>24647155
Some do deserve pity though.
>>24647155
>"raped"
>somehow orgasms
>>24647171
Did she get raped by her mother? That's hot...
>'Once high school ends all the kids that bullied you will be losers'
>'You'll be the successful one everyone wants to be friends with'
Everyone who used to bully me is out having fun and fucking girls.
I'm slouched in my chair, alone in my room with my hand around my flaccid dick.
Fucking kill me
>>24647044
You're right Gordo.
>>24647044
Life is a war you fight alone against the whole world
>tfw Chad who bullied me in highschool went off to be a successful Petroleum Engineer
>tfw I ended up being a NEET, KV, No friends, small dicked, Pasty, short loser
What do you do for a living, wagekeks of r9k?
I need to get a job but have no idea what to do.
customer support aka shitposting and getting paid for it
worst thing about wagekekking is when you have a fair amount of money in your bank account but it all has to go to bills
>>24647003
if yr worth salt do self employment
if yr not do IT
if yr ambitious do civil engineering
who really gives a shit
Programmer. You don't even have to be that smart, just have a decent understanding of good practices and an autist's natural ability for pattern recognition and attention to detail.
>mfw my grandson watches anime all day and won't get a job
my grandma doesn't know i watch anime
is this different for anyone else?
>tfw your grandfather walks in on you watching anime and you can tell he's very disappointed in you
First time it was Yuru Yuri, second time it was Kill la Kill and Gamagoori's Shackle Regalia.
>tfw if my grandfather was still alive he'd be 105
woah dude
What are some good visual novels or games I can play to simulate having a gf? I need something to fill the void. It must be english and preferably easy to find so I don't have to buy anything. H scenes are optional.
Zelda Ocarina Of Time, its much richer than just "having a gf" tho
If you're okay with leaving JP for a while, I'd recommend some RPG's with romance options. While the romance is "deeper" in games like Mass Effect or Dragon Age, you'll get more mileage out of Skyrim or FO4 if you can be arsed to RP some yourself
>>24646855
>>24646808
Isn't there some Jap games that go deeper into the gf simulator way? It doesn't have to be a weeb game, but I don't think anyone else makes games like that. Something like Summer Lesson, but not virtual reality.
Is it true that in Japan you can just freely grope women on crowded trains and get away with it because no one cares?
Not really. You *can* do it in the same way you can sling around drugs in mexico. It's more common, and "easier" but it'll still get you in trouble if you get caught.
Why don't you go over there and give it a try and report back to us.
God damn I'd pay my life savings to munch on some japanese pussy like that
Robots how do you cope with thr fact that you will never meet a Qt best grill? Even if you were in the same class/work enviroment your autism would prevent you from actually talking to her! Really.. whats the point in even talking to people at all. Is better if we dont try.
>>24646548
>tfw been in isolation for so long that I am now incapable of basic human conversation.
Getting a gf is the least of my problems
I have never had any problems keeping up a conversation with a person, female or not.
To be honest, I'm just here to laugh at you social failures.
>>24646786
There OP, this is how I cope. Alienating others and placing myself above them with a false sense of superiority.
Friendly reminder that grills who wear skirts are sluts. And whores.
and are god's gift to man
The hot ones are awesome
I fucking hate those ugly fat whores that do it to copy anime shit
Boys who wear skirts are cute!traps are gross though, boys only!
Daily reminder that pepe is now a mainstream normie may may and should be boycotted
Well this is pupper
And i am the creator
If we stop frogposting, then it would mean that the normies won
>>24646452
Pepe literally has nothing in common with anything else in this list. Pepe is ours and always will be desu. No normie can take him away from us.
>be me
>major depression
>fat double chin
>barely motivated to get out of bed all day
>24
>all my past is marked by failure
>some so bad that they make me want to kill myself immediately by hanging even though thats not the way I want to die
>"drug addict" I guess been shooting meth coke and heroin for a while when I can since I dont have a job and cant hold one down
My parents are fixing to move somewhere by the end of next summer and I think that would be good for me to just start over somewhere, but I still feel like a leech and that I should probably just kill myself. What do you guys think?
Im going through depression right now too. I think Im worthless and that I won't amount to anything and I won't contribute to society in a helpful way. I've thinking about donating my organs or something so that someone else can get a second chance.
>>24646998
>donating organs
>giving a shit about the people who would fuck you over without a second thought
How nice of you
I'm NEET and just burning time. I have no idea what to do. I'm 22 without any higher education. I don't have any friends. I don't know any women. I'm agoraphobic and I have no social skills so there's really no curing that because every time I leave the house it ends up being traumatic. Pretty much every memory I have from any point in my life makes me cringe and makes me want to die.
My mom recently said "once you hit bottom, there's no way but up" but that's really wishful thinking imho.
what is you robots thoughts/opinions on this
What are you guys thinking
It's a mixture of both.
Everything eventually burns to a crisp if you burn it hard and long enough.
>>24646451
I like this conclusion
eggs and potatoes are not the same.
Therefore
potato = normalscum
egg = glorious robot master race ( notice how the egg is a reference to eggman and all "eggheads")
Fucking normies thought they could pass this under my nose unnoticed
