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How do I find out if a girl likes me without talking to them?
>>24653294
touch them then smile and nod
>>24653294
Just assume she doesn't and give up
>>24653331
this is the correct answer, op
>I have to go to work tomorrow
>>24653182
There's no end to the Trail of Tears, might as well get used to it.
>>24653182
>work
Why don't you just become a NEET?
As long as you don't live in Burgerland, NEETbux are enough to survive on comfortably in Section 8.
Live the dream of NEEThood, OP.
>>24653253
Because you dumb fuck not everyone is okay with living with their parents and having like $20 a month to spend.
what do you guys want for christmas? i don't know what to get for my 21 year old brother and most of you are around his age right
money > everything
23 a comfy desk chair and a girlfriend :(
Will Santa bring me a qt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>tfw that hotline bling
>tfw that can only mean one thing
>tfw she used to call me on my
>tfw you should bee yourself
>tfw right now you're someone else
Am I the only one who can't stop watching the video?
It's so good.
Why don't you have a white boyfriend r9k?
>>24653047
because that's gay
if I was a faggot though, I would
Because I'm a guy
>people will look at me and think I'm a bedwench
>mulattos look weird
>99% of the white guys that like to blanda upp have mental problems
>don't want to make society more third world
those are my reasons
am i wrong for wanting to break up with my girlfriend because she raped a few years ago?
Who did she rape?
I wouldn't date a rapist.
>>24652858
Only if she raped anybody but a cute little boy.
>a gf won't solve everything anon!
YOU FUCKING RETARDS I KNOW THAT BUT IT STILL BEATS NOW.
BONUS POINTS IF THE NIRMIE WHO SAYS THIS SHIT HAS OR ALWAYS HAS A GF.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24652830
go back to reddit you memer
>>24652881
Kill yourself white knight
>>24652830
Actually...it does.
What are some god tier tips about ordering steak?
I have a gift card to a fancy steak house I won at a raffle at work. Never really had much of it growing up because it was too expensive.
What are some good cuts to order? What about good side dishes?
Porterhouse, sirloin and ribeye
das it
Idk it's all Pretty good. I like my steaks medium rare, medium is also acceptable, but anyone who gets anything else is a fucking cunt
Just get the most expensive one that the card covers. If you like meat, get medium rare. It will be pink and juicy but it will taste absolutely incredible. If you're kind of squeemish about raw beef then get medium. Still good, but you lose more flavor the more it cooks. No steak sauce. No extra seasoning.
Natural hair thread: You fall in love you lose edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMiNr1THNoM
black womens hair does not grow like that though.
>>24652603
>that
>natural hair
lol niggers hate their hair so much altered versions of it are called "natural". When will niggers admit they are hideous?
>>24652653
Hey outliners exist anon
How'd the prom go, fellow robots?
it didn't
fuck being muted
I never even considered going to prom
>>24652588
When I went to prom, the music was shit, I ditched the foreign exchange student who was using me to go for free, and danced with my best friend who wanted to date me
I hate it
>you missed out on prime teen pussy
>you will never get that time of your life back
>with each passing year the women that you can be with become older and have more and more sexual partners
JUST
tbqh I could give a shit about 'prime teen pussy'
gimme that kinky milf / granny roastie any day over some stupid teenage idiot
Teens are literally magical. I WANT that naive teen love.
>going out with blond qt in high school
>get invited to her place
>no parents around
> make out, gets more intense
>slide my hand along her back to feel her curves
>she takes my hand and places it firmly on breast
>start undressing
>my mind "here we go"
>suddenly rocks in windows
>its my fucking friends saying they brought drinks
>they figure out the frontdoor is unlocked and barge in
>get dressed barely in time before they open door to room
>me and gf just standing there looking disheveled
Fuck them, i've never been cock blocked so hard in my life
Does anyone here enjoy walking? I personally try to walk everyday. Sometimes I even drive out to places where it's nice so that I can have a scenic walk. The exercise is a good aspect too.
Tell me about your walking habits and what walking means to you.
>tfw I might never get to walk in central park
>>24652483
Lol, why are all the building leaning away from Central Park?
>>24652524
mathmateiks + physics noob
>>24652483
sweet fuck is this what central park actually looks like in respect to NYC around it?
How do you fucking cityfags (anywhere) live like this? The thought of living somewhere where this "pristine" slice of green is the only are of "natural" land within dozens of miles and the only remotely pleasent thing you could walk through makes me want to end it.
Is this why all of you are so rude and self centered? This urban shithole where you bust your ass just so you can afford a 4 square foot apart for 3,000/month while hoping not to get mugged/killed each day?
At least you live in new yaaawk right?
>no thanks, I'll have the spicy tuna roll
this is near perfect use of the tipping meme.
cringe: asian buffet editionI used to just stab sushi with a fork until I deicided to try using chopsticks
>>24652412
The only time this will ever be funny
tfw when you'll never be miles, and she'll never be keiko...
other ds9 feels?
>>24652290
>tfw you will never have lunch with julian and garak as they debate the merits of cardassian vs human literature
feels bad man
>>24652388
>Remember Dr. Bashir, only a FOOL would take anything posted here as fact.
ds9 is the most formulatic bullshit ever
ITT women getting Rekt thread, I'll start
>be me
>start hooking up with this qt 8/10
>we hit it off, hooking up regularly
>out of nowhere she won't reply to my messages
>see on facebook she's dating another guy
>feels bad man
>3 months pass
>she messages me, tells me her boyfriend fucked her over
>decide to play along , maybe I can get her back
>2 weeks in she tells me she is bringing 100 pills to stereosonic in Perth to sell
>tells me date and whens she is driving there
>jackpot
>proceed to report her plans and her car rego to the police
>found out today she got picked up and searched halfway
>gets charged with possession with intent to sell
>tfw she will get at least 6 months
Don't fuck with me you roastie sluts
>>24652109
Well played bruv
Good, fucking degenerate drug pushers deserve what they get.
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-woman-brags-about-sneaking-100-pingas-into-stereosonic-festival-20151130-glbs5z.html
