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OK robots.
I'm in a quite fucked up situation with my sister giving me daily handjobs and I need your opinion.
Story so far: I work and live in a capital city of our country, where most of the good jobs and wealth is gathered.
My sister graduated college this year in our hometown, and after failing to find a job there, she decided to come to the capital city.
We agreed that she would live with me for a first few weeks until she finds her own apartment.
Long story short: we were drunk, I had a boner, she stroke me.
Next day she proposed to "help" me manually in exchange for lodging and food expenses until she finds her job and gets her first check (she does not intend to search for her own apartment ATM)
How fucked I am? What should I do? I am in a mixed state of disgust, guilt, and guilty pleasure, and cannot think alone anymore.
It might worth mentioning that I am a standard robot (24 yr kissless virgin).
Are you both white?
>>24641936
>>24641901
if so, its ok
>>24641901
I mean you have two choices;
Either be "morally correct" and ask her to stop. Benefits are a clear conscience. But you're already guilty.
OR be a degenerate and get her to upgrade to blowjobs. Benefits are blowjobs. Which are nice. You're already tainted so you might as all get head desu.
>tfw finally get asked out on a date by a guy
>tfw he's just my type
a-am i gonna make it?
>>24640489
Unless you lose weight then no.
Hes a rapist.
>tfw the only time I was asked out was when I was 16 by a 40 year old man who had little understanding of English and was a chain smoker
feminists have made a chat-bot that mimics the misogyny and sexism women face online everyday.
what do you creeps think?
http://www.dbot.us
>>24636185
It's really poorly made so w/e
>AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?
holy shit I was expecting this to be really dumb but it's actually really good. I think this is the first time I've been blown away by a chat bot mimicking reality.
>>24636185
>feminists have made
Stopped right there because I know that is bullshit.
Feminist do not make things.
Help me robots.
>be me
>kinda chubby loser virgin
>look at trap threads and become turned on
>always fap
>put add on cl only creepy old guys
>decide to get a hooker
>find 8/10 shemale
>Take uber to her apartment
>nervous
>text her I'm here
>walk in she's taller than me but still hot
>she goes down on me
>whips out her cock
>fucking massive! Like 2 of my cocks
>my sliver of manhood just blew away
>then the tranny bends me over and fucks me bareback
>I'm to much a beta to resist
>I just let it happen and I start to cry in pain
>she cums, then she pulls it out and puts my mouth on her cock
>sticks it in my mouth
>I taste my own shit
>I now feel lower than I've ever felt before
>go home and take a "rape" shower
>get tested a month later after I bring my self to go to the free clinic
>I test positive for HIV
I'm just going to kill my self now
>>24528883
nice pasta
not really though this post is shit
>>24528883
If you're actually going to do it, make sure to take that tranny into hell with you.
>>24528992
>people are still butthurt about tranny fetishists
u mad bro?
Let's play a game /r9k/. You have to post a food more manchildy than the one above.
I'll start: Mac and cheese.
Do you even Autism nigga?
>>24517595
Mcnuggets are the manchidest of foods
>>24517615
four fucking seconds, fuck you man, fuck you
>stop caring about girls
>get into fashion
>get into drugs
>get a motorcycle
>meeting new people all the time
>doing whatever I want
>suicidal so don't really care what happens to me anymore
>start getting friends
>grills interested in me
>self esteem through the roofs
>narcissistic as fuck
Where do I go from here? I feel like my life is just drifting away, I haven't accomplished nothing big, my job isn't that bad but fuck I want more, want to sign up for college but I don't know, is 21 too late?
fuck off normalfagthis probably isn't original
Lmao my aunt did college at 40 shes a psicologist now gl buddy make ur dreams come true!
show us what you wore today
If time and space only exists via perception does the universe you were living in technically cease to exist when you die?
What if when you die, your brain slows your perception of time so that your "afterlife" seems infinite?
>>24657248
Ah yes, solipsism. Babby's first deep thought.
>>24657340
>le babby philosophy
okay let's hear your profound shit then
>that feel when quit taking my meds
What meds man?
I'm tapering myself off Anti-depressants right now...it's not going well.
>>24656792
remeron and zyprexa
>>24656762
>meds
lol
first world mentally defective weakling detected
I have an issue what worries me. About 3 or 4 times i couldn't get an erection when i slept with girls who i knew for a little. I get an erection easily when i watch porn.(i'm not gay) Is this anxiety issue?
You might have to get to know them more to build intimacy. I'm like this too.
You can still get hard if they give you bjs though, right?
>>24656667
Could be the fact that you really aren't into casual sex and need to feel some love before Mr. Happy can rise to the occasion.
>>24656667
probably watching too much porn combined with stage fright issue
dudes have no idea how much porn hinders relational sex
for any of you traps that are on this board how do you manage to stay so thin? i'm a 180lb male and want to end up looking like pic related but have no idea how to start any advice?
take a lesson from anorexic teenage tumblr girls
>>24656425
trap here, i was always naturally really fucking thin.
nothing changed on whoremoans except i'm perhaps a bit thinner?
i also eat like a fat fuck (not unhealthy, but lots), but i guess genetics>everything.
anyway, as far as actually dieting and crap, don't listen to that bullshit. nearly everything is good in moderation except for artificial crap like mcdonalds.
butter is good for you, so is red wine and chocolate. everything in moderation.
>>24656521
OP here I usually steer clear from fast food and only drink water I'm probably going to look into a proper diet and exercise routine soon but when would you recommend taking hormones?
>"EEEKKK Kristin look! Its a creepy undocumented virgin! Quick shoot him before he rapes us!"
How badly do you think it hurts to get shot with an arrow?
>tfw you will never rape someone for trying to murder you
>>24656357
I guess it would depend on what type of arrowhead they had.
Who /waiting for it all to end/ here
i know i am
it's gonna be great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4
Let it be over already
my friend fell in love with one of you piece of shit robots
> rough handles and talks down to her in public but hiding behind intentionally being upsetting for keks
> whines about muh childhood, muh bullied in high school while being tended to like a fucking tendie baby by the other person who gives a shit
> rapid fire 2edgy4u dead baby comedy
> arguing everything as an exercise to get people to think critically, ironically not noticing or caring that some things were said as jokes
> can't tell her to snap out of it because I'll look like a beta orbiter
> realize even chad wouldn't be this much of a cunt
daily reminder no one should give robots a chance
robots obviously on suicide watch, I see.
>>24656528
Who's a robot, you can't tell if it's you or me
>>24656196
Neat champ senpai
>tfw no fellow droogie brothers to participate in a bit of the ultra violence real horror show
>>24656086
just join isis cunt
Didn't they rape him, it's been a while and I can't remember
He was saying khorosho
The bastards. I loved them. We had fun RPing together :(
should i kill myself
do it mang
kill them instead.
>Alliance
They were never your friends to begin with
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