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Daily reminder to please respect women by not speaking to them unless spoken to
>talking to women is in the same catagory as whipping it out and fapping
This makes me erect.
Requesting the #giveyourmoneytowomen compilation with the tweet about "unsolicited hellos"
Obviess photoshop
Why are here so many Guys That like asian Girls, when I ask boys in real life if they like asian, they say they are hairy en disgusting, i mean i have fucked an asian, best sex ever, she had no hair at all.
Holy shit, I'm stealing that trick.
>>24658960
>no hair at all.
Only normie chads like the bald chickenskin look.
Real men embrace a woman's pubic hair in all its glorious silken beauty.
>generalizing an entire race
>billions of them
>tfw 2016 is only 731.73 hours away
nice time for those new years resolutions we give up the first week before returning to our old ways
round and round we go
>>24658926
>round and round we go
>>24659441
>Like a hula, hula hoop
(I know it's not the same song)
Reminder that there is a girl you know that wants to kill you at this very moment
This is actually totally true. Almost half a dozen girls in my case.
.....That actually feels pretty good.
>Implying any girl knows I exist.
I haven't talked to anyone but my mum and my guitar teacher in like 2 years.
Does it count if i gotten attacked more then once but not yet killed?
r9k, why don't you join the French Foreign Legion? You have nothing to live for anyway. They accept nearly everyone provided that' you're not fat. Look at the bright side:
>learn to respect
>gain a purpose
>learn french for free while getting paid
>fluent in French by the time you graduate
>become a man and a warrior
>might even get French passport
>a chance to restart your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EObnPdfjdBQ
I guess the only requirement is physical training for some 6 months before applying to prepare yourself. I'm sure you can do it! There are worse scums in the Legion so you'll never feel inadequate.
>>24658830
>physical training for some 6 months
no
>>24658830
they usually only take people with prior military experience
i don't like outside u can die out there. it's nice to be comfy and safe.
Should I go take this fat rip or do HW?
Take the fat rip and then do your HW faggot.
>homework
Are you 12?
>>24658762
Homework but rush and stare at it the whole time
Is it weird for me as a male to fantasize about being raped by a woman? I'd love it personally, it'd mean I'm desirable and someone out there would love to be with me physically, and I would technically no longer be a virgin and fulfill my evolutionary purpose. Where could I potentially be drugged by a hot mature woman?
as long as they don't tie you up and stick objects inside of your anus, i guess
Not that good desu senpai.
>>24658686
Not at all m8, its one of my biggest fantasies
>tfw almost blackout drunk at a party
>tfw no grill took advantage of me
How do i acquire?
>>24658654
>Be at least 6'0 tall.
>Have at minimum 8/10 facial aesthetics.
>Not be fat.
If you have those just talk to her at that point and you will have her at least one night no matter how bad your social skills are.
She looks like a bitch/whore.
>>24658654
do not beGENETICALLY INFERIOR
>hey anon can you quick help me put this applesauce in my pussy?
No, mrs anon, that is an a pple ing idea
>>24658562
No go away and stop wasting food you nasty whore.
>>24658562
>shovel it in with my dick
>tfw mom tells u that now that ur out on vacations from uni you need to get a job
Fuck them, I mean i would literally be making 1/10 of what my parents make by getting a mcjob, why cant they just let me enjoy my 1 month of vacations that i will have free
>>24658549
Try and negotiate some sort of part time (learning the workin values of murica/also getting a much needed break
Welcome to wageslavery, friend. I hope you enjoy it.
Not like you'd be able to find a job and get in any appreciable amount of hours anyway, that's a pretty unrealistic timetable
>tfw you will never have your dream wedding.
i saw an interesting statistic the other day. people who have expensive weddings are far more likely to get divorced than people who have cheap weddings...
When only 30% of people get married any more, when half of marriages end in divorce, when men pay 97% of all alimony, when women initiate 75% of divorces, and men are 11 times more likely to kill themselves in the year following divorce than women are, tell me why the fuck should any man ever get married?
>>24658605
I read that one. It also said that you're less likely to divorce the more people you invite into your wedding.
"why do you always looks so sad, anon?"
My concept of happiness is different from yours.
"Oh sorry, I was just thinking about cake."
or something silly to change the topic.
I'm sick of people asking me this EVERY DAY.
I'm trying to be happy, I really am; stop making it seem like I'm not trying
>working on an essay 8 hours before it's due
>just finished two monster energy drinks in one sitting
>read on the empty can of the second one: "do not drink more than one can per day"
Am I going to die?
Some people drink like 4 cans of that poison every morning.
Most normalfags have 2 cans a day.
>>24658340
yes
goodbye anon
you had a good run
>>24658340
>been drinking 6 cans a day for the last ~2 years
>its literally the only thing that keeps me from being a walking corpse all day
my psychiatrist says that it can cause addiction. it probably does.
either way, its safe.
Offered as extra credit if I go.
Extra credit for my fucking calc class
Fucking calc, familam
There was a huge aniti-cop debate on campus earlier where everyone cheered the ani-cop chick and was silent whenever the the guy spoke.
There are LITERAL fucking safe spaces on campus. LITERAL SAFE SPACES
Wtf is happening, f.am?
Intercultural Communications is a required diversity class that I finally decided to take this semester since it's the last general ed class I need. All we talk about is white privilege. I had to take a survey to rank my privilege and write a 5 page paper about it.
We had to stand in a line as the instructor (I won't call a person with a bachelors in communication a professor) read out certain privilege related things. We stepped forward if they didn't apply to us. At the end, she had us look around to see how privileged everyone was.
I have to write a feminism paper in a week or 2. I'm going to be the best fucking feminist ever in the paper I write but fuck this shit tbqhfam. I just want to fuck their shit up so bad.
Live in California.
>>24658305
>falling for the university meme
Idiot. Go back to /pol/.
>>24658352
This is our home too, familam. And I'm pretty sure we outnumber you here anyway.
>been playing Fallout 4 non-stop for the past 2 weeks
>it's fucking shit and I'm not even enjoying it
Silver Shroud mission was funny I guess.
Why is it like this? Why am I semi-addicted to a game that is objectively bad?
The story sucks
The characters and character development suck.
The lore is retarded and the environment is about as bad as Fallout 3.
But It's still fun.
It's a bethsda game, so everything about it sucks, but its still fun to play for some reason.
>>24658292
it sucks but we gotta play something right? All games suck these days since our life's are beginning to stagnate, we're no longer kids and games won't bring us the same amount of happiness ever again.
>>24658624
>we're no longer kids and games won't bring us the same amount of happiness ever again.
Undertale came pretty close though.
I also played Majora's Mask on the n64 for the first time this year.
It's easily one of the most memorable games I've ever played.
