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>that feeling when you missed out on experiencing teenage love
>>24660361
thats why so many of you losers are pedos
>>24660372
But part of the loli fantasy is that the loli could choose any young guy, but she chose you because she trusts and admires you. That wouldn't have been posible when I was the loli's age.
I wonder if this is only a white people problem.
In South American cultures late 20s to early 30s and even older marry teenagers (16-19) all the time.
how the fuck do i stop cutting
i want off this ride
please help robots, I don't know what to do
Go straight down your arm and the ride ends.
>>24660635
this
but for real OP, join a boxing/kickboxing gym. Cousin had the same issue, and now he's functioning normally and can box pretty damn well
what do you guys think of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvX5dNdMK8
>>24660311
That's demented.
fake as my mum's tits
clearly satire
>tfw from west virginia
>tfw from boone county, home of jesco white
>tfw can't escape because too mentally fucked to get a job
>cant get neetbux atm
>>24660175
>Can't
>Can't
It's only you believing this shit that makes it true.
>>24660175
I made the rural thread and we are one in the same
Kill me
I'm going to push past my disability to go live in a nicer place and then come back here for the neetbux and cheap empty isolated apartments
>from Wisconsin
>hicks of the north
Literally Alabama with snow. We even have a county that's known for incest.
You just came into 60 thousand dollars.
Go on zillow or some other real estate website of your choice and find yourself a decent homestead. List the location, price, and what you would do to improve it/make it your home. Could be a fixer upper, new construction, or just a bit of land -- provided you describe what you will do with it.
This one is in Lester Prairie, Minnesota. Listed as a foreclosure. 55k.
Blocks of land cost like $100k minimum here
>>24660160
>Blocks of land cost like $100k minimum here
It doesn't have to be your home state or country. You can find some good rural land for a decent price somewhere
>>24660130
60k usd? or local currency?
Who /bodypillow/ here?
I have a dakimakura
feels pretty cozy man
I don't really hug it or anything. Bed is against a wall so I just put it against the wall side and store my cum sock under it
>>24660098
feels good man
fuck you robot
That or interesting with some sort of unsettling quality about them. If the atoms in your body change every 7 years are you technically always dying? I know it's largely a myth but consciousness is some spooky shit. The more I inquire into knowledge and being the more absurd it gets and this can be quite disconcerting even though we've technically always known with the simple "why" game. Anyone have any comments on the Munchhausen Trilemma?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchhausen_trilemma
Anything on your mind?
That or anything that doesn't sit well with you.
I know it's not the full quite but this tidbit is nice. Gonna bump with sad
Here's a greenest that usually gets a reaction
Gonna have to organize these someday
I keep thinking that in a past life I came from another dimension that was worse than hell here and so I came here with the goal to kill myself to get into hell and stay there for eternity never to return to the other dimension. The shadows and dreams and figures I see are all remnants of that past life and my constant thoughts of death are me reminding myself to not forget why I came here in the first place.
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>that feeling when you presently do not have a girlfriend and haven't had one before either
Why are you guys so obsessed with getting a gf? Have you ever asked out a girl before?
>>24660092
>wanting something that everyone else just views as normal is now being "obsessed"
baka desu senpai
>>24660092
I think I'm gonna take a break from this board for awhile,
I-its like my homes been infested by rats
>lurking
>find out Chad fuckhead from High School is now a meth addict with a kid to some Stacy cunt
>Stacy withholds child from him, is currently raising the kid with another Chad from High School
>he got picked up for having a large quantity of meth on him recently
>his falling into addiction and losing everything is marked out over the course of just under two years on his public feed
Who /schadenfreude/ here?
>>24660058
So what have you done with your life, other than be a tranny?
Karma and effect. Most of the shitheads that gave me garbage in school are in jail or literally dead because of police brutality.
>>24660074
Being a tranny is a god given role and someday men everywhere will praise us as chosen beings for liberating them from the female scourge. Weaklings that follow the pack such as yourself will be the first to be thrown into the sacrificial fires along with the women. We shall redefine what it means to be a roastie.
>tfw can't even jerk off in peace
So fine I guess I'm supposed to go through life as a 22 year old virgin. Cool. But I can't even fucking masturbate in my own house.
>share room with brother
>mom doesn't work so always home
>locks on bedroom and bathroom don't work
>wait till 3am when everyone is sleeping to fap in bathroom
>right when I find the right video mother has to poss
>pretend I'm done taking a shot
>I go back when she leaves
>Close to cumming when father has to use the bathroom
It's like a cruel joke at my expense.
Piss*
[Spoiler]my correction is not original[/spoiler]
>>24659924
Someway my parents walk by my room 100 times as soon as I pull my dick out
>shit head neighbors always hanging outside near my window
I know this feeling well, makes me angry as hell. I find drinking does wonders to kill my libido.
Anyone remember this shit. Some of the fondest memories of my childhood were spent playing this game.
if it wasn't for videogames I would've been chad
>that time that someone lured you into the wilderness
fuck those people, I'm still mad about that
>>24659915
>mfw I tricked you into bringing your white for my pk video and dropped 4 mystic tops and you picked them up before I killed you
United States government recognized that the Edison Trust was a monopoly and they broke it up. 'Uh sorry Edison, you can't have control over all film being made in the world. If we let you have your way, then people would be looking at cats boxing until the planet blew up. You cunt. You're trying to ruin your species and you don't even realize it. You greedy reptilian shitbag. Still people are gonna think you're great though. No one's gonna know. So. Congratulations, demon.' I'm not saying inventors don't deserve to be rewarded for their inventions, but instead of suing people, you work with them, and then the end result of that is the entire planet wakes up, we experience what's called 'the singularity,' everybody gets disolved by nanobots and we travel through the universe as infinite beings of love.
>>24659847
she is so into him and he completely ignores it
it's pretty hot
Its be better if it was cs:go
>>24659847
that gif makes me want to kill myself. i think i might.
goodbye lads.
Is becoming a hardcore drug addict okay if you've given up on life anyway
you'll even make some friends along the way
>>24659808
You know what, my uncle met his wife in rehab for meth. It could be your destiny to be a fucked up druggie.
You can do whatever you want to yourself as long as you're not a parent
hey
how are you holding up?
I'm going to be ok I think.
What about you opie?
>>24659767
>how are you holding up?
not good
Can't really say I'm holding up at all.
Who else struggling with fap/porn addiction here, or have recovered from it. If so, what do you do now that your time and energy is freed up from the succubus?
So I have committed to not seeking out porn and not masturbating for the whole of December at least, still time this year to break my personal record of 24 days, and progress further toward eliminating both of these addictions that don't serve me.
Has anyone here actually managed to do "No fap November?"
>>24659701
why dont you just fuck women instead of fapping?
>>24659740
Even if that was a realistic option, it would be the same physical addiction to orgasm and ejaculating. Besides that as much as I can obsess about it, real life sex is scary because I'm an anti-abortion anti-natalist. If I had physical access to women I'd love to just cuddle with them, and not worry about getting them pregnant or catching an STD. If I ever do have sex with would be like dry karezza/tantric sex with someone I know and trust enough to feel completely comfortable sticking my naked cock inside the pussy of.
>>24659740
>>24659837
butt TLDR my goal is to move closer to wizardry, not have sex.
>2015
>lifting for girls
>nofapping for girls
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