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Inb4 Muh bro science
I did it once before for 6 months and the results are real. One rule: Don't touch your dick unless you are pissing or washing. Even then, be careful.
Its a shit habit, it robs you of your time and masculine vigour. And you room probebely stinks like shit too.
Load up on hobbies (just got me a bass guitar and smashing through songs on Rocksmith 2014)
WHO HYPE? WHO HYPE? WHO HYPE NIGGERS?
>>24664326
I'm spending most of my time lifting and doing cardio, l'm so fucking narcissistic that looking at my own body (after lifting or doing cardio of course, not any other time) makes me diamond.
Fuc guys help me
>>24664326
Im doing NOFAP for archiving prostate orgasm. Maybe if I don't jerk off for 3 weeks I can do it. Because I used 2 fap everyday.
>>24664326
I'm doing it this month, on a week right now.
How do I become a more spontaneous and fun person to talk to?
I'm really boring and I want to change that. All I ever talk about is related to consuming some sort of media.
Go out and experience new things, or accumulate a bunch of random knowledge on a bunch of random shit. Judging from your pic you probably only consume weeb media, you should branch out.
>>24664273
buy a guitar
>>24664723
While it's not true that I only consume weeb media I could use branching out some more. That will give me more things to talk about, but how do I learn comedic timing or how to actually be funny? I'm really not imaginative like that.
I ask this place because it's a lot more fun than /adv/.
Any news on Beta since the happening?
I follow him on Snapchat. He's just living life, he went Black Friday shopping.
>>24664462
What's his snapchat name how do I follow him?
>>24664490
Just search Thenewformula on snapchat and add him, he adds most people back.
Who /whitepassing/ here?
>TFW white people aren't threatened by me
>TFW big dick, but get benefits of being white
pretty based desu
>>24664252
what's your admix?
>>24664252
white and black 50/50 split
>>24664363
Your "black" half must have some mixed people in their line as well if you pass as white.
>porn gives you false ideas about what sex really is
>hentai is so extreme that you can't even fap to non-hardcore porn
>bang girl in real life
>it feels like l fucked a dead duck
Fucking hell real women are shit. SHIT !
I used to be real nervous about the possibility of being a quick shot, but then I kept reading all these stories from anons who have trouble cumming from sex after years of fapping.
>>24664221
she acts as if she's a dead duck if you are shit or if she lacks the experience
>>24664254
>quick shot
All you have to do is stop for a few seconds or slow down, but okay lol
>>24664265
She literally wasn't moving. What the fuck am l supposed to do ?
I guess l'll just dump her
>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sorted life out in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls
If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.
- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students)
- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
- Humblebrag about banging many chicks and saying their race doesn't really rank that high
Its pretty good therapy
I like that you're doing that cause I hate girls, but it seems to me you're just making yourself more miserable.
I'm a nice and normal guy until I get them in my house, after which its open season until they are knocked out or surrender. The forfeit is a thumb.
>>24664203
>Quick Anon what's the time?
fuc-fuck of no-ormie
>Sorry anon I didn't hear you
go away normal
>Fine I'll just ask Chad
Weird fetishes? Pic related for me. Shame there's hardly any porn of it.
Hole in the wall porn eh?
I always like the BDSM where you have an eye at the bottom of the pool, a rope goes through the eye, and attaches to the collars of two women. The rope is only long enough so that one can breath at a time.
Not sexually, I'm kinda just a sociopath
>>24664200
Is this bait? You must have never used the internet.
>>24664200
>there's hardly any porn of it
: ^ )
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red flags for robots
>he fantasizes about someone shooting up the school and him sacrificing himself to save the day
>>24664191
>was molested/abused as child
>fantasized about saving people from bad situations
is it really that bad to do this?
>he fantasizes about becoming a masked vigilante beating thugs and lowlifes to death with a baseball bat
>>24664191
>MFW
Now i know there's something wrong with me.
Do emus make good pets senpai?
not if you are australian
>>24664212
link related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Pets are worthless.
Should I go to the company christmas party?
Should I show them pics of my waifus?
who is this semen demon? she is hot m8
>>24664060
Yes. Bring your dakimakura and act like you expect people to treat it like a person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Q23thkSTA
>Should I go to the company Christmas party?
yes, perfect chance to hook up with lonely divorcees, once they get 2 drinks in them you can grab them by the handful
>Should I show them pics of my waifus?
I wouldn't recommend it
also you can only have a single waifu ever
>tfw she used to calI me on my
>tfw she never called me on my cell phone
>>24664062
>tfw late night she didn't need my love
I know when that hotline doesn't bling
that can only mean one thingshe is fucking chad
>have 8/10 qt 3.14 gf
>she always talking about this guy Mark
>Mark is some autist whos always trying to talk to her in class
>Always messaging her on fb
>She never replies
>He asked her to hang out
>She doesnt reply
>Tfw he always tries to walk her out of class back to her car
>tfw she tells me about how she cant stand him and how he wont leave her alone
>tfw we laugh and joke about Mark having a chance with her
>tfw Mark is most definitely a robot
Mark man we have talkm you here? Any more of you betas getting c.ucked by an alpha?
>>24664032
*we have to talk,
bumping for mark, show your face you autist
ill just shitpost here until this thread gets deleted
I cried last night thinking of my ex girlfriend and how she left me even after 3 years even though I thought we were both in love. Can we have feel good advice thread with motivational images?
>>24664022
>I cried last night thinking of my ex girlfriend
Hopefully this image will motivate you to go to a site that seems to be more your speed
>>24664059
I have never and will never go to reddit. They are a bunch of fags
>>24664022
Why did she leave you, anon?
Hi!
I've gotten the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever i'm with guys and i smell their odor it's so intoxicating and i get so tingly
I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut i am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut i am <3
I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my pussy and be their cocksleeve <3
PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
>mfw i want to get my pussy pregnant
>>24664012
Ummmm suck a cock and take a dick?
I don't know what else to tell you,brother.
>>24664012
Just suck a dick bro
>>24664030
>>24664044
I-IM A GIRL!
DUDEWEEDLMAO#420
-It's 2015 btw so if ur not smoken da dank ku$h ur prob not even a real OJ Leak me ;) (J stand 4 Justin)
pic related its me high on da ku$h senpai
Wow Justin, you can't even get trips faggot.
>>24664019
Lol ur just an white republican harper supporter dude thatts not even on topic #common it's 2015
>>24664001
Honestly, this is just shitposting.
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