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What the fuck is this shit? Idiots can't even get their facts straight
>vijay patel
DESIGNATING
POOING
IN
THE
WAGON
WHEEL
>talented Tumblr meme-ers
THE PAIN NEVER ENDS
>>24667247
>try hard enthusiasm and faux-deep writing about something stupid and vaguely geeky
I hate him, but you know this guy is a future robot. He probably wrote this whole thing hoping it would get some "lol so nerdy" girls into him.
>The more time spent away from computers/tv/phones/video games the happier I become.
Hmmnnnnn
>Live in the center of LA
>Zilch money to travel and see the beauty of nature
>know this
>don't stop
>tfw addicted
>Went outside today.
Quick reminder white people are now memes and jokes of society.
>ifunny
Fuck off
>>24667188
not in non kek countries faggot
Who cares? It's just a joke.
Tips for raising a son in the next couple decades:
NUMBER ONE: NEVER LET HIM WATCH DISNEY
>Disney is almost entirely catered to girls. Every TV show stars girls and is about girls. Don't even get me started on Disney films. My nephew was brainwashed by this shit and is only interested in girly TV shows and toys.
2) ATHLETIC SONS ARE BEST SONS
>Get him into sports by any means. Even if you're shit at sports, just open up his natural athleticism early the best you can. Get into sports so your son will be into sports.
3) IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND
>This is obviously true for all children, but ESPECIALLY true of boys. Avoid this by creating a very structured way of living day-by-day. Schedule meals, chores, play time, study time, newspaper time, TV time, bath time etc etc make EVERYTHING completely structured. Without structure, little boys can get into a lot of trouble.
4) AVOID REWARDS
>As a follow-up to tip 3, don't reward your kid for doing the right thing. Limit their rewards to like, once a month with a nice toy. Kids these days feel VERY entitled to something just for putting a modicum of effort into anything. Do this and your son will understand real quick that he's not entitled to anything and must earn what he wants.
5) DON'T AVOID TECHNOLOGY, BUT AVOID THE INTERNET
>Don't lose your son to social media - that shit makes kids retarded. Period. However, kids these days are far more computer-literate than most adults which can develop into a career someday with guidance. My older nephew is quite good with machines, but he's sucked into that social media shit so he won't do anything with his life.
6) FOSTER YOUR SON'S INTERESTS
>If your son does turn out to like girly shit, such as making doll clothes or styling hair, and he shows a real talent for it, then go with it. All of the GOAT of anything started at a young age. If your son likes cooking, do recipes with him. Foster all of their interests and talents if you can. (cont)
(cont)
You'll be surprised what a child can learn and accomplish if you put it in front of them and minimize outside distractions.
Now my tips are really general as far as making sure your son doesn't turn out to be a bratty faggot, but if anyone wants to add more tips for smarts and success in adulthood, feel free.
bumpity bump ba boppo
H-hit too close to home robros?
Post only legit Q-Tease in this thread, no traps please.
>>24667158
>no traps
>starts thread with well known trap
>>24667173
they wouldn't listen to me in yesterday's trap thread.
closeted faggots haven't been won over to the boipussy side yet.
>>24667158
If that is a trap then I am definitely a bit gay.
mmMMMmm
nothin like a good sub sandwhich for lunch, eh wagie?
>>24667131
>eating sandwiches for lunch
Is this what Amerifags do?
>>24668011
What do you eat for lunch foreigner?
>>24668101
Depends what's on offer and what restaurant I go to.
Today I had a chicken soup and a Schnitzel with pickles and mashed potatoes.
Is it worth trying to become Chad or do you have to have the right genetics? I am only 5/10 and a 5'6" manlet, decent social skills but no friends and 25yo virgin.
Should I just accept that I will never be Chad?
>>24667104
>5'6" manlet,
>accept that I will never be Chad?
Yes.
>>24667104
>tfw i have height but ugly face
How about you just focus on doing what makes you happy and making friends without worrying about whether you're a "chad" or not.
i havent pooped in 2 days you guys. what do?
>>24667093
Tfw haven't pooped in 8 days
>mfw I ate bean burritos 4 times this week
>>24667093
eat sauerkraut/pickled vegetables. even better if you can get them fresh and unpasteurized.
>>24667093
Drink some coffee and eat a tablespoon of coconut oil. Then wait.
Hey there, /r9k/
How are you doing? Is your day going well? Have a problem you want advice on, or simply want to vent? Is there anything interesting you'd like to share?
Whatever you have, this is the thread for you. Come in here, feel comfy, feel welcome and forget for a bit.
And remember - you are the reason candy is sweet.
why is it the last thread?
>>24667039
All threads lead here.
I like this sort of thread but have nothing of value to contribute myself. Maybe it will catch quicker another time, OP.
so ive been wondering why my pijama pants are falling down all the time and now i noticted i was wearing them on the wrong side
anyway
now the shit stains are around my dick and the cum around the ass
maybe you should wash them
>>24667052
maybe, maybe you should move your ass to the bed its geting cold
>>24666972
you're disgusting, fuck you
How can I get a job working with memes? Should I get a degree in anthropology?
anthropology is a cool subject mate
I know a girl doing a phd in anthropology. She is the ultimate qt.
I'm sad now.
>>24666948
Become a youtuber. They are just one big meme.
Ok r9k in 30 minutes im going to try to approach this female I've been wanting to approach for a couple weeks now in class. Is alcohol a good idea to help ease the spaghetti? Just like a shot or two and I'll loosen up but not blatantly obviously drunk.
Or should I just try to courage up and potentially just not say anything to her once again like ive been dong?
fuck I'm so scared
you're gonna fuck it up
A relationship started with alcohol is a relationship built on lies.
>>24666856
You'll be fine, just don't panic and keep your towel close by.
>tfw u go to the gym
>tfw u take care of urself
>tfw eat healthy
>tfw at uni for a solid degree
>tfw still a 21 y/o awkward virgin with no friends or gf's
W-will life ever get better robots?
Pic related. Just end it desu senpai
>>24666832
Just stop wearing a shirt. Girls will be drawn to your alpha radiation like flyes to a light
work on your wrists cuh
>>24666832
fuck women, who cares.
honestly, don't let anyone make you think you need a woman to be happy. you don't.
Fuck guys, i'm here with some /feel//
I'm just really bummed out
>super bummed out
Alright
This happened to me literally 30 min ago and now I don't even know
>be me
>university, studying my ass off, finals soon
>go to study room with a friend
>friend is chubs, i'm ok, both average guys
>walk in, relatively empty
>me, friend, Chad, and girl
>chad- Tall, ~6"2, White and Ripped
>girl- not even hot, ugly, poo in loo middle eastern 4/10 max
> Walk in, start chatting with friend
>gonna study for a math exam while he studies for some other shit
> take a break and start talking about this side business I have reselling shit
>recently lost 150$ worth of shit which is a lot considering i'm broke af
>Chad interrupts and starts talking shit "oh you think that's a lot? I have 20k in stocks and i lost 3000 last week don't feel bad poorBro
>whatever
>he obviously starts hitting on chick, shes not even hot
> oh yeah I got' A's on all my chem classes last year, i live on floor 2 in that suite so if you ever need help feel free to stop by
>get a load of thisfaggot .jpg
>this shit continues
>losing my shit
>fucking lose it when my friend starts talking about how he has an exam at 8 am and how he's worried about oversleeping
>"Oh well if you think that's rough, i know its hard when you're not fit and all, but I'm a student athlete and I have to wake up at 5 am every day for a run and then a swim, Try going to the gym sometime
> friend visual shaken
> fucking lose it
>storm out
Is being Chad even worth it bros?
Fuck this shit
If being chad = being a complete dick
i don't want to be chad anymore
I'm so fed up with all these fuckers at my school
fuck it
whatever forever
Absolutely yes. What you consider being a dick is what socially adjusted people consider to be friendly small talk.
t. Chad
Chad and complete dick are synonyms. Being a Chad was never about the looks or the money. There very few people who manage to become dicks without being Chads.
>Have a fetish for girls who talk about slutty things they have done in the past or how much they like doing slutty things
>I want my girlfriend to start doing this while warming up for sex/during sex
Below is a couple of sample videos along the lines of what I like. Should I show her these videos to get her on board with this? How do I go about explaining what I want to her without her thinking that I want her to fuck other guys or something?
http://www.xvideos.com/video7713951/teen_talks_about_her_ex_while_sucking_cock
http://www.xvideos.com/video2884364/dirty_talking_cock_sucking_wife
>>24666644
wait in Op's pic...
is that....
>>24666644
>that tattoo :3
>>24666853
sure looks it dezu sempai
