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Women need to be constantly filled with cum. The purpose of all living beings is to ensure the survival of their genetic code.
>>24673567
I agree with this, fuck.
>>24673589
hey mystery
>>24673712
hey sup anon
I haven't seen porn or masturbated in 2 days
Still dead inside though...
>>24673450
Hope you're exercising during your nofap for maximum results
>tfw doing nofap and renewed gym membership
I'am fucking stoked and looking forward to the end of nofap
>all those sadpanda updates waiting to be read
>building up sperm and improving the quality of my ejaculations through exercise
>getting /fit/
December 2015 is going to be a unique month for meJoin along OP and other robots
Dude it doesn't matter if you fap or not unless you're trying to blow a bigger load into your mouth when you do decide to whack off.
Not jerking off does fucking nothing man. I've done it before for nearly a year and all I got was blue balls. Just don't spend all day jerking off and wash your hands after, since your on 4chan gonna suggest you brush your teeth and wash your hands.
>>24673450
go cry someone else while the rest of us fap
What are you listening to, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8566UtalG_o
Funny enough I was listening to Rhinestone Eyes while driving earlier. Good choice anon, that album is amazing.
David Bowie - Afraid of Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU
We're some scary motherfuckers.
OH SHI-
Listening to Stylo this very moment, OP.
>tfw no average looking chubby gf
>>24673034
>average looking
This is while you will always be alone
I dated a girl a little skinnier and better looking with similar tits for a long time
Last time I saw her walking around her boobs looked like fucking punching bags coming off her chest and I had to go cum 4 times
I miss that cuddling
I don't get the hype around her tbqh
just letting you kids know that being a teenager before 9/11 and widespread internet use was fucking amazing
>>24672981
>anything before the internet
>good
>>24673061
>being so addicted to the internet internet the idea of life without sounds like torture
go outside netkek
>>24673061
widespread internet is shit
internet was awesome. Pre social media era or around the time it was just beginning to develop. Around 2005-06. Yes youtube and myspace existed but they were still niche. You had more blogs, webpages more boards that you could talk about your hobby. 4chan is one of them.
Now everything is done through facebook. normies have twitter and instagram and all that crap.
Internet between 2002-2006 was awesome.
>Be me
>At the dump with dad
>Find a ZuZu pet hamster
>Take it home, why not
>Leaving the dumb with dad, the thing starts to go off and won't shut up
>Dad is real tough guy type dude
>Hears it, I have to pretend I don't know what it is
>Awkward silence for rest of car ride
>Fast forward a few days to English class
>Instructor is collecting books and calling names
>Sitting, waiting for my name to be called
>Hear a faint whimpering noise
>Realize I have the hamster in my backpack
>ohshit.jpg
>Open my backpack to find it
>Gets louder because my backpack is open
>Everyone staring my direction, including the teacher
>Can't find it, the thing won't fucking shut up
>Find it, get it to be quiet
>Some guy comes and steps on it and it goes off again
>FUCK
>Run out of room
>Dash to bathroom with a ZuZu pet in hand
>Drop it off in the bathroom sink and shut it off
>Return to class
And that, robots, is how I realized I was a total loser just a few days ago.
Holy fuggin keg. Thad isfunny
>>24672921
Kill yourself underage faggot
Kek, this thread is free karma on reddit.com/4chan
>tfw hearing my mom get fingered while making out with her bf
It's fucking annoying, uncomfortable and it's pissing me off, pham.
and they're in the fucking kitchen for christ sake
and to make it even worse it's turning me on
I want to blow my head off right now
>>24672962
Record it, brother
>>24672919
Go take what is rightfully yours.
I'm going to confess to a close friend about the loneliness and depression tomorrow. Should I do it? Does it really help? My mum always tells me I shouldn't bottle things like this. Can they ever understand the curse that is our existence?
Greentext your experiences telling loved ones about your depression, how they reacted etc
>>24672900
>close friend
>oneliness and depression
A blooh blooh blooh.
I'm depressed as fuck boy but I don't tell nobody bout it boy that's my secret boy.
>>24672900
It helps. A lot.
Rape culture exists and patriarchy is real. Do you want evidence that will shut your sexist mouths?
>dream of a female
>try to rape her in your dream
>see a female in class
>stare at her and rape her in your thoughts
Why do you boys try to rape us all the time? This is the TERROR we women face everyday of our lives.
It's sad that this is the world we have to live in.
>>24672801
if it hasn't become obvious to you until now... no one cares about the plight of women.
No one. Like, at all.
>>24672801
HOW DO YOU RAPE SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN DREAM? YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT THINGS GOING YOUR FUCKING WAY FOR ONCE. YOU CAN'T RAPE A DREAM ENTITY.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUCUsNx1HTs
Are you the black sheep of the family?
>>24672647
No I only have one other sibling. I'm the favorite though because I'm the oldest male and my parents beat the shit out of me when I was a kid. They were easier on my sister by like 1000x but they always compare her to me. Got into top uni/grades/job etc
>>24672647
>I hope you got your video asshole!
>I'm thankful for it
Kek
There is clearly some pre-existing tension that is not shown in this video.
>that feel when your fart gets trapped in a bubble and slowly comes out from your ass cheeks
>>24672520
that's a nice feel
>that feel when it comes out wet
>>24672520
>tfw it crawls along your perineum
Sup Robots,
My girlfriend broke up with me and now she wants to get back together. I want to see whose she's been talking to or whose pictures she's been liking on Instagram before I make a decision. How can I do either of these. Thanks in advance.
>>24672442
Don't be a kek. Just turn her down.
Don't do it you stupid cuk. Only betas get back together with grills.
>People using tracks as their photo backdrop
This bothers me to no end.
Would you give a shelter to a cute Syrian refugee, in exchange for sexual services?
i would give them shelter because its the right thing to do. I would not expect anything in return.
>>24672411
"cute Syrian refugee"
You mean a 45 year old jihadi who pretends to be 15 to get extra money?
>>24672427
guys i found the immigrant nigger
So what happened to this fuck after he left?Is he happy?
I'm doing just fine.
>>24672335
Finally transitioned into the woman he always wanted to be
>>24672342
Suuuuuuuure you're moot
All these dicklet threads have finally got to me. I have an average dick size but after repeatedly reading on here that average isn't enough, I feel insecure about my size.
Please tell me what you guys know about jelqing. All I want is one inch which people say is possible from the cursory research I've done on google.
If jelqing is real, what's the safest routine to do? I will gladly trade time to get to my goal for safety. I've read horror stories where people went overboard and have permanent damage. I don't want to lose any hardness or feeling if possible. If I have to slow my progress and take an extra year for an inch, then so be it.
I've also read that the gains are not permanent. However, this seems to be the case for people who suddenly stop their routine after they reach their goal. If I do a maintenance routine, is it possible for the body to reach a new homeostasis?
You guys made me feel like this, at least try to help me out.
There has to be someone on here who has been as desperate as me and has tried this.
Don't jelq don't mess up your dick
you fucking moron. you're like those women who get insecure about wrinkles and inject botulism toxin into their face to paralyze it and end up looking like b-movie monsters.
if you're insecure about your dick now, how much worse do you think it's going to be after you permanently fuck it up by trying to do some internet nonsense meme technique to make it bigger?
