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This.
This is you.
>>24671168
Nice try.
>no acne
>shorter beard and mustache
>whiter skin
>no scars
>bigger jaw
It could be me in another universe, so I'll give you that.
>>24671168
howd you know?
Nope. I have a better chin, almost no acne, and I go all-or-nothing with facial hair
Let's do one of these and say nice things to other robots.
Starting with shit taste.
only have this other shit and cant be bothered making new shit atm
can't be bothered making a new one either
Is it just me or are flags gone?
>>24670831
Flags? What flags?
>>24670851
I can't see them.
>>24670851
He means ids.
any niggas with white friends know this feel?
>>24670472
I like these threads because they always get 300+ replies from buttblasted whites
>>24670472
what is that image trying to convey actually
is it sarcastic "do you want to kill everyone you dislike" humour or the black humour that asserts whites as killing everyone they dislike (in this case, someone's mother) as the target of violence
both are fairly amusing, the latter less so
>>24670519
The Fucking meme you dip
At what age did you grow out of metal and being a metalhead, fellow robots?
>in b4 angry 20 year olds who think that they'll still be into metal when they're 40 year old
>in b4 "I listen to loads of other music genres besides metal, like rock and classical"
>in b4 meme metal
>in b4 Babymetal
18. Bit of a late-bloomer but I made it.
Was never into it that much but i enjoy obnoxious rap a lot nowadays.
i still like rap and some metal
22
BETA NAME THREAD
I'll start.
Daniel, Avery, Dylan, Zane, Lawrence, Greg
You're a literal faggot if you disagree tbqhwyfam
>>24669942
>>24669942
Contribute, faggots
Is Jim a beta name?
>>24670357
Pretty beta desu
You have three wishes, robots. What do you wish for?no wishing for more wishes
>wish for no wishes rule to be gone
>wish for more wishes
>>24669900
I wish my hand was fixed
I wish my dealer would hurry up
And I wish for you guys to check um
More genies
1. I can only die by suicide
2. Mo' Money
3. Always in good health
Have you ever kissed a girl robots
Made out with two:^)
Once, in a game of truth or dare at summer camp when I was 12.
My friends dared me to open-mouth kiss this girl, I said I didn't want to do it and would rather back out of the game because I was afraid I'd fuck it up. Everyone was nice and encouraging, saying shit like "it'll be fine" "it'll come naturally" "nobody's going to make fun of you", etc. (they knew I'd never kissed a girl before).
I finally gave in to peer pressure and did it. I had no idea what I was doing and it was very uncomfortable. The girl told me I "kissed like a suckerfish" and everybody made fun of me so I stopped playing.
It's been 10 years and I haven't kissed anyone since.
no, I have been hugged once and that is my closest female contact (that wasn't in my family)
I habitually slice prices of skin off of the heel of my right foot and eat it. I rarely draw blood but I did here. I used to to it on bot my feet and toes. I bot all my nails/ finger skin on both hands though. I've been doing it for years. 10+ atleast.
So what's that one thing you do that no one but you knows about
i do that too op. sucks when u pull a strip that goes too deep and walking hurts for a few days
>>24669358
I pick and scratch at my acne, it's really fucking up my face, and there's some sort of really stretchy brown skin over my acne scars on my forehead, doesn't help that my sebum smells almost as good as my ballsweat, I gain some sort of perverse satisfaction from being able to pick at my acne, and getting the whole scab out with one scratch, kinda like how people pick at scabs and rashes.
>>24669393
holy fuck, thought i was the only one who did this
the worst thing for me is the looming threat of complications like incrown nails and infections that will force me to go to the doctor and stuff
Who's /aspergers/ here?
Not diagnosed but have some signs:
> stay alone in my room 95% of the time
> hardly leave house
> don't like small talk
> no desire of socializing
> have trouble with normal functioning
> sometimes slightly sperg out
> lazy
counter signs:
> good social intuition
> recognize faces
> no strong interests (drop things out/get bored quickly)
>>24668761
same anon. i don't know if it's autism or not, it'd be nice to have an excuse though.
>>24668761
Yep, you described me
blockaroo11
>>24668761
You aren't asperger's OP, just introverted as fuck. I am asperger's (actually diagnosed), and the most key symptoms to look out for are social interaction problems and obsessions.
itt: the hottest camwhores you ever seen
>>24668556
cmom you guys
who is that senpai?
>>24668556
what who what
plus weight
>>24668456
I'm 6'4" but 220 lbs
>>24668456
180cm 80 kg muscled
>lbs
amerikeks baka
tfw no a manlet
>>24668456
6ft 3.
I imagine r9k will be quite tall as we are generally young and white.
Write me a haiku, /r9k/. Make it beautiful.
summer flew back south
and winter came; cold and bleak
(the world does not care)
I don't understand how to do it
To think that
it could have been better
whose fault it is?
ass ass ass ass ass
booty booty ass booty
i love da booty
Write a script; read other people's scripts.
Hard mode: nothing sexual.
Use vocaroo.com to record.
>Script
On your computer again? What are you looking at? Oh, browsing 4chan again. You spend way too much time on that site, you know that? Here, come with me. Come on. Sit. Now, kiss me. *kiss* See what you're missing out on? All that time on the internet could have spent on me. *laugh* I'm only selfish when it comes to you. I can't stand to be away from you for one moment. Now, Promise me you'll spend more time with me..... You mean it? *laugh* I love you.
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hFqnuOfuMY
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SWGnNMsvcQ
Women hate thread
Why do you associate yourself with "nice guys"?
Stop giving so much shit about women, do something by yourself, do something together with your male friends and have fun. Stop putting pussy on the pedestal.
>>24666666
Original reply to this thread
>>24666676
I don't have any male friends. What can I do with myself that's fun? I hate myself most of the time.
