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Hello, is anyone out there?
I haven't spoken to another human verbally, in 4 days, and that was a cashier.
>>24677679
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Hello?
>>24678418
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
>>24678418
I think I can hear you anon. How are you bearing up?
Hey, frogposters of /b/ 2.0. If I kiss one of you, will one of you turn into a prince and sweep me off my feet?
>S2 never
Fuck off whore
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
>>24677733
Thanks, /b/
You always did have a way with words
Hey guys, I was wondering what haircut should I get?
>>24677549
either post your face or describe how it looks
if you cant do either of those things then just get an underkek or a buzzcut. latter looks kinda good on everyone, former is normiecore now so you'll blend in with the crowd
Get something that fits your face/head shape
>nice jawline?
Get something short on the sides
>big forehead?
Grow your hair out
>tfw my hairdresser died
I'm going to a new barber this weekend. Will they style my hair without direction?
I don't know what the fuck to ask for, and I don't really care.
Not all Nazis are bad
>only a small percent killed Jews
>most are peaceful and just want to practice their beliefs
>Nazism simply means national socialism which means we help our kin
>women wearing swastikas is their right, no one should tell a woman what to wear
>the swastika is a symbol of peace
>anti-Nazis need to be more tolerant and accepting of Nazis
> inb4 people who don't understand satire
>>24677497
>"B-b-b-buh mah 6 million"
-Libtards
>talked to this homeless neo-Nazi for a half an hour
>he showed me his SS tattoo
>gave me some advice about my psych meds because he has the same illness as me
>told some funny stories
>gave me directions to where I needed to go, gave me some tips on staying safe in the city because I looked like a walking target
>was all in all a really nice guy
My boyfriend just cheated on me. Same with last one I had.
How do i go after good guys?
Describe them both. Their character and personal qualities. How they dress, their 'style', the company they keep, history, etc.
You can't just ask us to give you advice with nothing to compare it to, that's stupid.
>>24677394
By not dating assholes, but you aren't attracted to good guys.
First, you get the fuck out of our safe space.
/r9k/ i think i might have my first gf soon
>ive never felt so normal before
pls normie-kun... tell me your secret
>>24677359
storytime now
how did you go from dumb hijakposter to normie dumb hijakposter?
>>24677371
Luck and patience andworking on yourself to be the best you can be
>>24677393
I dont wana greentext it because i have sneaking suspicion that she posts here
What are Japanese girls like as GFs?
>>24677339
I fucking wish I knew but due to being a manlet it's hard when all women are biologically programmed to hate you.
>>24677516
B-but japanese grills are small
>>24677339
i don't know, but I know what korean GFs are like.
>Anonsu! You never buy me things any more! You used to surprise me with gifts! Why don't you love me anymore?!
All of this in a shrill grating insufferable voice.
Daily reminder that dogs are man's best friend
Dogs are ugly
>>24677391
>dogs are ugly
really? your cat looks like a cunt m8
Cats and dogs are both great pets when you treat them with the respect an animal deserves. If you don't respect non-human life don't get a pet because they will just try to get away with shit and act like you're the tax man instead of someone who has opted to care for them. They know how retarded they are and can't fend for themselves in the wild without your monkey ass.
Everyone I see bitching about cats and dogs both, never really tried to communicate with them. They're talking to you, they're just stupid, and don't understand language. That being said "Feed me" and "Hello" are rude to ignore. Even beasts have basic manners for the sake of convenience, why do you think we bothered to define them?
In the 60's a woman had sex with a dolphin. A fucking dolphin. Like it was nothing. Because that dolphin was a disgusting whore. You think animals aren't capable of our debauchery and cunning? You don't think they want the good food?
All robots place their votes now: http://strawpoll.me/6155815
Why is it that every single time this gets asked all I see are 8+ mandingoes posting
>>24677298
>Why is it that every single time this gets asked all I see are 8+ mandingoes posting
It's related to how you're a retard with 0 knowledge of statistics.
>5-7
>trying to make anons feel better knowing majority will be in this group
>implying anything under 6 is worth using
>>24677298
Because guys with tiny cocks don't brag about it
Do you still live in Lala land?
>>24677259
haven't seen eggman in a while. has he finally killed himself yet?
>>24677889
He posted videos last week
the first minute of the blackpill vid was fucking gold. Like dialogue from a movie.
2:44pm, nights are so long, and time has lost all meaning. I went to bed at 4am last night. Promised I'd go to bed at 2am latest and I'm still here
Same here senpai. The key is waking up early.
In order to avoid waking up early I snoozed for 2 hours with 5 minutes intervals each time. Got me tired enough at the end of the day but since it's currenly 03:51 it's not working yet.
>>24677344
Where do you live, Eurobro
>>24677229
>I went to bed at 4am last night. Promised I'd go to bed at 2am latest and I'm still here
Oh hi me, how am I? I'm doing okay, and me?
It's been like 9 years since I went to bed before 1AM
Is it possible to cease to exist without dying? Like I don't want to commit suicide because I'm not suicidal, I'd rather just erase my existence from the record and have no one realize I was either part of their life, or that I ever existed at all.
Dying doesn't work like that, people remember you and my family would be sad, so I'm wondering if anyone has any tips
Do huge amounts of LSD
>>24677219
If such a thing is possible, do you really think some sadfrogs sitting in their rooms are going to have the answer?
We're just as sad and clueless as you.
>>24677219
>Dying doesn't work like that, people remember you and my family would be sad
Dying does work like that, it's literally impossible for anyone to feel sad about you after you're dead from your perspective because your perspective will end before that can happen.
>Cry
>Cry
>Cry more
>>24677214
shit overrated movie
watch a good movie like pic related
>>24677214
it's not very good
you come off as some basic bitch on yik yak or something
Whatever. I liked it.
My father slapped and punched me all the time when I was young. I have many specific memories of what could be called abuse. Although in his head, I'm sure it was nothing more than discipline. I can't help but feel that I was guilty of something as well, and both the feelings of having been abused, and of having done something disappointing mix up, and render me unable to move on from these events.
Even up to recently, he has been violent against me.
He frequently joked about "burying the family in the garden", is this normal?
I have to visit my parents this christmas, and I never feel safe around him, even if there's probably no legitimate reason.
Anyone else knows this kind of feel?
You deserved it you stupid cunt.
>>24677178
Lmao fucking roastie.
>>24677178
Toughen up pussy
You think you're depressed now?
Wait until you get a gf and realize that it doesn't solve any of your problems
>Wait until you get a gf
Nice joke friend.
>>24677147
I know
It only made it worse
I just really want to kill myself so bad
I wish someone could do it for me.
>that anxiety though
almost not worth it
