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>live in NYC
>parents say I have to move out
>go on craigslist
>first apartment I see is a 1br in Harlem for 1800
How is anything possible here?
>>24681157
OP how much do you make monthly?
How much can you afford to pay per month?
I'm a bot and can pay up to $1,000/mo, more or less. Would be sick to rent with a bot. That said, I'm set to move into a new place next week. Let me know.
>>24681209
I'm looking at a job as a waiter but there's no way I'd be able to do something that expensive
>>24681306
Sucks. But good luck anyhow!
Hi guys. It's your homeboy Sam Pepper. Any of my fellow robots interested in a dank and edgy prank. I gonna need one of you guys to help me in my next video! :^)
>School shooter prank! Bullying gone wrong!
Put ur fingey in ur bum and wiggle it
P good prank imo. Lots of views
JUST
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Hey family
No toilet paper in the house. Wat do
DESIGNATED
ORIGINAL
COMMENT
use blue carpet
wow sick tiles
Things that grind your gears;
>People having fun in a video-game (If a women is involved), I'll always ruin the fun and make everyone leave.
>Women playing FPS games that require team-work. As soon as one is in my time I'll mute the whole team, won't say a word, and miss easy shots on purpose so we lose and don't call important things.
>If I'm playing against a bitch I'll try my hardest and carry my team even if i have 2 anchors. And then stick it in the bitches face.
>I just hate women in general.
Look at this stupid greasy bitch. She just wants attention and "look at me I'm one of the guys!"
She's not even enjoying it
If you thought you as an incel neet had an empty existence, Imagine being a woman where your whole meaning in life is to attract chad
yeah I'm the same exact way
I wouldn't have a problem if the bitch would just play the game and talk normally like anyone else but its usually all the same like:
>HEEEEEEEEEY everyone! :33333 How is every1?
>OH NO! SOME1 HELP ME LOL PLS HURRY!
>OMG theyre killing me so bad
sometimes its the complete opposite where theyre just complete cunts to any1 that talks to them
>can't stand how any woman's voice sounds
Why do they just SOUND bad?
Who /Arizona/ here?
Currently looking for a room to rent within Tempe or Gilbert. Why is it all so hard bros? It doesn't help that I have anxiety all the time.
>tfw live in AZ
>tfw wouldn't room with other robots because we're all crazy
yeah nah OP
>>24680834
not crazy at all desu
I go to asu
WHY THE FUCK AM I A REAL LIFE TOMOKO EXCEPT UGLIER
SHIT
I EVEN DRESS JUST LIKE HER WHILE I SIT AT THE COMPUTER
JUST
LIKE
HER
FUCK THAT SHOW.
Fuck off fag or please be my gf, depending on gender
quit watching anime pocky eating nerd
>>24680798
Gender is a social fucking construct. Whatever parts they have are girl fucking parts you massive piece of shit.
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so l'm actuaIly curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>24680666
how did this get past the robot?
>>24680690
>Iose
>>24680666
med student here
I fuck around and party most of the time but am still in top 20% of my class cause of addy. Our whole field of study is nothing more than memorization, I'd probably be failing if I were an engineering student.
nice trips btw
if you had to choose, would you rather live in india or sub saharan africa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0&feature=youtu.be
i think i'm going to have to go with africa
>>24680654
India because I think there might be nice parts somewhere in it
If I could choose south africa specifically I'd do sub Saharan
>>24680654
I hate indians more than basically any other race on the planet
I've never met a good indian
real Africans don't seem as bad as American Niggers so I'll try my luck
Africa
Indians are disgusting
>make a tinder with Chad pics
>get tons of matches, start talking to girls
>most boring conversation of all time
>you have to carry it all the way
>even as fucking Chad
>you fuck up just once a little bit, it's over forever
So I guess I'm dying a virgin. I feel sick to my stomach
>>24680560
>>most boring conversation of all time
>>you have to carry it all the way
>>you fuck up just once a little bit, it's over forever
This is so typical, it seems like most girls are incapable on carrying on a normal conversation.
>>24680560
>>you have to carry it all the way
No shit, at least in real life these bitches will jump on talk and initiate everything. Seen it happen many times.
>>24680560
how do you get enough fake friends to make a fake tinder
Baw thread
>be me
>6 ft 4 bulky build
>socially awkward with girls
>can't keep a conversation via text going for 5 mins
>mfw best mate who is an ugly ass cunt can pick up girls
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>6'4
Hello chad
>6'4 makes you chad
Nah. Height is a meme.
I'm also 6'4 and never even spoken to a girl outside waitstaff at restaurants taking my order.
But please, continue labeling me as Chad.
>>24680512
Easy fix, get good faggot
http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2015/12/arrest_made_in_kean_twitter_threat.html
Kayla-Simone McKelvey, 24, of Union Township is facing one count of creating a false public alarm - a third degree offense.
This fucking cunt wanted to start a race war, or at the very least raise racial tensions to the point where there would be public outrage, physically manifested.
There would be protests, riots, and more if the bomb threat and promise to "kill every black woman and male at kean university" had been made by a white person. He might have literally been- dare I fucking say it- lynched if it had been a right-wing Christian white male.
Why are people not exploding with rage on both sides of this? Where is President Obama? Where is Sharpton? If they want peace between races, this is the time and place to come together to punish people like this.
This woman made threats that were compared to the Charleston shooting. And a black male, aged 21, at Chicago University was arrested yesterday for making death threats against "16 white male students and or staff, which is the same number of time McDonald was killed" (killed 16 times? fucking idiot). Because of this, black people can't even say anymore that there is no comparison.
Both men were 21 years old, presumably middle class, and made promises to kill for race-related reasons. This woman made threats exactly the same, and maybe greater, than what they carried out, or would have carried out.
Fucking crucify her, metaphorically. Make her an example for any piece of shit who furthers this propaganda that divides classes.
Fuck this society for not having their priorities straight at ALL.
At least now you can stop whining that only white people get in trouble for being racist on the internet
>>24680373
divides people within classes**
Usually stuff like this only gets that kind of attention if something actually happens. A white guy and some Asian girl were planning to shoot up a mall a few months ago and their reasoning was because they wanted to start a race war but they were stopped at the airport before they could do it. I bet you've never heard of it.
can we get a thread of girls with this hair color?
also what is your favorite color of hair for a girl?
not a fan but i have a pic
can these degenerate hair colors go away?
brunette is the only pure hair color, blonde is meme, red head is hit or miss
>>24680378
im not a fan of most of them but this one is good on the right girl
Why is thinking you're suicidal so damn fashionable these days?
Anyone got that gif of that kid doing this crazy hanging fad and he was stupid enough to actually kill himself? I forgot the video name.
because it gets attention. saying the increasingly popular
>I even attempted suicide
garners attention and sympathy. even if all you did was stare into your kitchen knife for a few seconds.
>>24680346
"woe is me" is always popular, this board is dedicated to it
What does /r9k/ think of Humans of New York?
Bumping for HONY
Normalfag-tier shit
>>24680340
>get paid to wander around taking pictures of weirdos
Sounds like a pretty good gig desu.
Mouth fedora thread
anyone here have a mouth fedora? I just bought the one on the left. I'm pretty happy with it. I've never owned anything that's adjustable like this setup. It's very nice.
>>24680253
Kanger Subbox fag here
I bought mine to mix up some ejuice using dabs. It turned out pretty nice. I can spread dabs pretty far and this setup can get hot enough to vaporize all of it. Knocked my weed bill down by almost 2/3rds.
>>24680253
I tried one out for a while but my lungs started to feel like I had poured jello in them. I'll stick to cancer sticks.
