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KEKADOODLDOO, wagekek
its 5 O kek
time to get up and go to workek
>>24685487
Then why are u up
This.Stop pressing the snooze button and get out of bed wagekek.
>>24685487
ThisKeknesday is another day of hard workek for wagekeks.
What defines a "Chad?" I want to know what to watch out for
>Being this much of a faggot
killl yourself you reddit parasite
The essence Chad, concentrated and distilled in .png form.
>>24685502
now I have a goal in life
You're in a bar when this dude slaps your gf's ass.
What'cha gonna do?
converse with him about how black churches are ruining america
>>24685398
rough him up a bit then give him a haircut.
>>24685398
I won't have to do anything. Wife conceal carries. If that's not enough, so do I.
North-american robots, is SJW stuff that present IRL? Is it hard to make young friends there who aren't SJW?
Is it hard to get along with non-whites as a white person? Do you see race and heritage? Is it a barrier?
I live in a more or less homogenous country and I don't know if I could handle the racial tension you guys seem to have, not to mention how much absurd shit it's coming from there nowadays.
>>24685281
Depends where you live, honestly.
It's EVERYWHERE in colleges and college towns. Not so much everywhere else.
pumba
>>24685281
>>24685382
>North-american robots, is SJW stuff that present IRL? Is it hard to make young friends there who aren't SJW?
>It's EVERYWHERE in colleges and college towns.
Indeed.
https://youtu.be/42FHBWtA1VA
Ever took the toilet paper roll penis test? It's real simple, get a toilet paper tube after the toilet paper is gone. Get yourself fully hard, and try to put your dick inside.
Results:
-If your dick slides in easily and has room, you're too small
-if your dick fits and has no room to move around, you're average
-if your dick can't fit at all or at most only the tip of the head fits, you're BIG
What if it fits almost halfway down?
There are different sizes of toilet paper rolls, which size do I need?
>>24685289
They're the same size everywhere in America. Europeans have different sized ones, though.
So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the other customers and the cashier laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
this is funny
buy food and soap and utensils and shit but also put it in somewhere. disguise it
Buy other things like adult diapers, cucumbers and lubricant, that way they won't notice the TP, my man.
>>24685195
If they laugh scream REEEEEE until they get scared and stop.
>tfw they don't even try to hide that fact that they don't want me to sit near them
>tfw the only other seat is near the front
>next to nobody
>I don't want to be that guy who sits by himself
The fuck do I do
You only have two options.
1.) Sit in the front and don't care.
2.) Sit beside someone and don't care what they think
Don't listen to your anxiety, listen to ur mind boi
Sit by yourself anyway, and enjoy being left alone.
Not OP, but...
>>24685485
Wouldn't his anxiety be an aspect of his mind?
>>24685491
but the stares
Tfw no latina gf to cuddle. ;_;
>tfw no big butt latina gf to sit on my face
>>24685122
Tfw no latina gf to call you "papi". ;__;
>tfw tsundere weeaboo often flustered latina gf
Words direct from her mouth;
>"Ch-chotto matte pendejo!"
>unironically using the word creepy to describe unattractive men
Is there any easier way of detecting roast beef?
>>24685002
creepy is used to describe ugly men
creepy is also used to describe creepy men
robots are ugly and creepy
therefore you can't claim that women are being unfair when they apply the term to you
>>24685002
wasthinking exactly this today
>>24685002
>acting creepy
>getting butthurt about getting called creepy
Is there any easier way of detecting an angry kissless viegin?
This faggot loser got a qt asian gf and you don't. What's your excuse?
Yeah I know ugly dudes/weird looking dudes with hot gfs
its all about being confident and joking around/being fun
being a nervous kiss ass wont get u a gf
pictured: the goods
She has the same nose as him. They say that people are usually attracted to others with similar facial features as them.
>tfw second day of no fap
>getting rock hard from asmr videos
>tfw just want to whip out my cock and jerk it off and blow a huge load
OH SHIT IT'S ALREADY NO FAP DECEMBER
ALRIGHT YOU WORTHLESS SHIT EATING PORN ADDICTED NIGGERS WHO'S ON BOARD
>>24684933
>this horny on your second day
You must be like 20. Several years older and libido exhausted form years of excessive wanking, it takes longer for it to warm up and get crazy boners again.
it's hard
BUT I CAN DO IT
Who here literally retarded?
>tfw I don't get anything
>tfw always struggling while doing the must mundane things
>tfw I can't interact with notmies
I don't care anymore desu senpai
Stop fapping. After 2 weeks you'll feel like a new man
I remember when I was a kid if I was playing a video game and got stuck then I would re-explore all the previous areas, talking to all NPCs and interacting with anything that could possibly gives clues to how to advance.
Now though if I get stuck with anything I just look up the internet.
>>24684905
no but i wish i were
it's 2:34 am and im thinking about how my friends are dead and i will never see them again and soon i'll be dead and none of this will have meant anything
if ur feelin any related feels get in here
>>24684570
worth a thousand words
Reminder that having children and passing on your genes is objectively the only purpose to any and all life that has or will ever exist
>>24684570
yeah, i deserve this
then my comrades we must send our pepe memes here on their gender equality posts- then we shall send our sexist posts over at this postion, then we must drop our nazi memes directly over their feminist posts.
the tumblr fags wont know what hit em
>>24684545
sounds like a plan desu
Pepe got cancer from tumblr. Their strength is too powerful.
He is looking horrible now. How do we save him?
post videos of normies getting blown the fuck out
>>24684472
http://youtu.be/OOzfq9Egxeo
Bump for more BTFO normie videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU
